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Any crush you have will love you back

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Anytime you use the bathroom you must wipe with your bare hand

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Etharian 10 years ago

It didn't say I had to wipe My ass with My hand.

Matthew101923 11 months ago

also you can just wipe your elbow with your hand

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jkmc1205 10 years ago

I already do that. I just put toilet paper around it.

Zach2072 8 years ago

Then it"s not bare -_-

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Yume_Rima 9 years ago

What...What if you don't have a crush? XD

Wolf98 2 years ago

Any you have. Meaning just make one up.

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Samantha Peters 13 years ago

get toilet paper,name it bare hand PROFIT.

lol331 5 years ago

this is funny and idk if its a loophole

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AnonymousBach 9 years ago

It doesn't say wipe your butt so you could just be wiping off the sink

IceSk8ter 9 years ago

Man periods must suck...

DaRealConMan 6 years ago

Men don’t get periods... oh, wait, I just read that wrong. Nvm.

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Conquintzy 11 years ago

What changes exactly?

Cringe_weeb 3 years ago

Even hitler thinks it"s fucked up lol

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malachaim68 11 years ago

I always wash my hands when I'm done, soooo

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

54% are cowards.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

Melonlord, what are terounterlas? Did you mean tarantulas?

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Famarii 10 years ago

ill just buy/make a toilet paper brand named "your bare hand"

Natalia_Marron 9 years ago

That"s smart.

Xyria 10 years ago

Just clean your hand with toilet paper after then wash hand thourghly

Whitetoro11 10 years ago

*whispers to self*(Jesus Christ)

hriskaer 11 years ago

just fucking wash your hand?!

Cringe_weeb 3 years ago

What if you use public toilets and you have to leave the toilets to find the sink? You"re gonna get some weird looks I'll tell you that.

Pro360noScope 11 years ago

YEAH, ill wipe with my bear hand! THATS AWESOME!

XxMlgSwag2000xX 11 years ago

ahhhhhhhhhh feel the the burn

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Ben Thomas 13 years ago

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Yoriichiontuesday 4 years ago

No DownSide.

DarthVader1321 11 years ago

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Dylemma 9 years ago

Just spread your cheeks far enough and it won’t be so bad

TheHighestGuy1 11 years ago

Umm that's enoyn

MegaLuxrayYT 9 years ago

You wash your hands, don't you?

osmacar 10 years ago

just was the shit off... before you pull up...

Iced_Tea-_- 6 years ago

It is worth it

Innovative-Question 10 years ago

The order is supposed to be upside first, downside second. You accidentally flipped it.

SinonMercer 9 years ago

Lmao XD

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Sykopath 8 years ago

Also... what must we wipe with our bare hand? Nice dry paper towel after washing them... aight.

Booker Dewitt 12 years ago

Wash me hands afterwards. BOOM

Piotr Grochowski 11 years ago

no upside, crushes have self-explanatory name;they are crushed

UltimateDoge 9 years ago

Name your roll of toilet paper bare hand, problem solved

Jasmine Duthie 13 years ago

God no, not worth it. Plus they love me back any way, haha.

jamest5 10 years ago

I will just cover my "Bear Hands" with toilet paper

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

Wipe what with my bare hand? Besides, there"s a sink for a reason.

Guitar28 10 years ago

Omg if nickolas my crush was stil here

ButCanIHazCheezburger 5 years ago

There"s always a sink...

arbiter5556 11 years ago

Just wash yiur hands with bleach for 1 hour

SmexyShad 11 years ago

just get soap, name the bottle bare hands, and then wipe your shithole. Yes to crushes

Saltea 7 years ago

Never said you couldn't use soap and water..

HyliasChild 11 years ago

What's love if you can't work to get it?

InsertCreativeNameHere 8 years ago

Yikes.

Ethan Schroeder 13 years ago

Worth it

boberto1 10 years ago

Get an toilet paper, wash the toilet paper, wipe Your hand!

Alexnder 11 years ago

Sinks are for washing dirty hands

ThatGuy1337 10 years ago

By the Bare Hand brand of toilet paper...

justadeaddeude 4 years ago

i use water anyway i always wipe with my hand

amb 11 years ago

Yuck man

Cpayt4 9 years ago

What kinda sick deal is that ??

bravocoso 5 years ago

just use a bidet and you'll be squeaky clean

R3dstoneR3quired 11 years ago

dude, there's such thing as washing your hands

CinnaDraws 9 years ago

I don't have a crush

Snescube 10 years ago

I shit then shower each morning so it's not too bad

jonjongaming 11 years ago

Ok *gets a bear hand*

Lexman 8 years ago

It"s a sacrifice I'll have to make, just wash the hands

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