Will You Press The Button?

Bressing 11 years ago

Smoke weed everyday

Xiaochuan_Sun 2 years ago

Satan woke up to find himself on the second list

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IHateFeminism 10 years ago

Immortality is severely overrated.

ILikePressingButtonsYay 4 years ago

ikr

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eddyman26 11 years ago

What the fuck ELSE would I do with immortality? Come one, if you could live forever, and cant die of wounds you would have nothing to fear, you could single handedly wipe out the entire police force, because they cant stop you...

Sp3llcasterr 7 years ago

Except you can still feel pain and pass out because of it

Joshua Luke Bennett 13 years ago

*Downloads free iTunes songs.*

DavitoSiechay 9 years ago

HOW COULD YOU

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sergiuszek 11 years ago

*downloads free stuff*

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago

no no NOOOOOO

Slayer22521 11 years ago

You would see all of your loved ones and humanity die and you would survive thecend of time-space and the universe and be stuck in nothingness forever alone.

Fckyou12345 7 months ago

You wouldn't, because there is no crime in space

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PunyPixelPrivateer 9 years ago

* writes with sharpie on paper on wood* no seriously, that"s against the law.

Indiana576 10 years ago

I don't feel like living forever. I am too lazy

joaquin55 9 years ago

jaywalking :¨)

Rowly 9 years ago

Sounds like a lose lose to me...

Migdin1 10 years ago

We have been losing pens at this school, does anyone know where they went? Me: Nope i have no idea.... THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

LoveTigers556 10 years ago

Upside? Eventually everyone you know and love will die and when you make new friends they will also die and when the sun explodes you'll just be left alone, floating around in space forever.

Migdin1 10 years ago

Our sun wont explode, it is to small, and you probably would have seen that anyways...

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

They're both down sides because immortality is a curse.

PattySharpe 8 years ago

Hell yes!!!

FireDaJoe 11 years ago

Living forever would suck. You would have to watch everyone you love die.

swgrisiaf 10 years ago

And live enough to see the emoji movie, and the next twilight saga movie

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Matsky 9 years ago

Doenst says it has to be something terrible I could just steal candys while no one sees. That would be considered a life crime:T

Destini Shawgo 13 years ago

Yes I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself

DoctorWhoFan21 9 years ago

do you like doctor who as well?

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Crusader2113 9 years ago

Become GLaDOS to be immortal. Then you are committing genocide, torture, and kidnapping.

HeilKEK 9 years ago

I'm gonna kill a lot of people!

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

SPAM THE REPIY SECTION IN THIS COMMENT

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

Steals a pebble from a park (there thats crime!) murders bug (thats crime as well)

StupidSkull 9 years ago

*kills trump* im happy

BLEACHYOURSELFIE 9 years ago

I'm ready to get revenge on my bullys from first grade.

Sea_salt 10 years ago

Steal from the rich da da da daa and give to the poor da da da door

IWinzBro 10 years ago

Upside?

Max_ 10 years ago

Why would you want to live forever?

Phoenix-1006 10 years ago

Just steal an apple a day.

ColorlessKing 10 years ago

I will hence forth be known as the sticky bandit!

Courtney Chesterman 13 years ago

Could I steal money from corrupted businesses and give it to those in need?

Hogger440 8 years ago

Gang of the old(i dont know if the book has this name in english)

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Christian GameGuy MÃ¤erten 13 years ago

All in a day's work for GTA online

Theboythatisacat 8 years ago

More like pubg sucks playing pubg as a crime

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Wolfblood5737 10 years ago

What does run mean

Tricky 9 years ago

Return, this website writes rn automatically when you press the return button

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Agrouthornius 11 years ago

Download free music XD

Patrick Atherton 13 years ago

Murder criminals/murderers/rapists! :D

STSSW 8 years ago

attempts suiside cause of being A murder

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spasticVocalist 11 years ago

does sin count as crime

Joeswanson12 4 years ago

living forever sucks too imagine having to watch everyone you love die multiple times and eventually being engulfed into the universe

Puppydigger12 10 years ago

Why would i want to live forever

Kvo 9 years ago

46% are such goody two shoes

Raygun0620 11 years ago

no because then you can't go to heaven

LemonFerret 6 years ago

ok ill sing happy birthday in public (yes this is illegal as disney owns copy right on it)

Unicorn111 11 years ago

Ok piracy cites here I come

Kiulanini 9 years ago

WHAT I WOULD ALREADY DO-

ariariariari 11 years ago

DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ehhh 10 years ago

steal vidoes

Sudokori 12 years ago

Tax evasion is a crime. So I'm okay with that

GinkgoBiloba 11 years ago

SO, WHAT'S NEW?

snowewhisper 10 years ago

I'd become the grey fox

Martin Koklar Andersen 13 years ago

what if you get jailed for life? Then u fukd

GreatMoneyMan122 8 years ago

Deadpool stuff

Viaspiderz 2 years ago

I'm technically already committing crimes by existing as a gay & trans person lol

ihaveaway 10 years ago

they'll end you early

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