Will You Press The Button?

Bressing 11 years ago

Smoke weed everyday

Xiaochuan_Sun 2 years ago

Satan woke up to find himself on the second list

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IHateFeminism 10 years ago

Immortality is severely overrated.

ILikePressingButtonsYay 4 years ago

ikr

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eddyman26 11 years ago

What the fuck ELSE would I do with immortality? Come one, if you could live forever, and cant die of wounds you would have nothing to fear, you could single handedly wipe out the entire police force, because they cant stop you...

Sp3llcasterr 7 years ago

Except you can still feel pain and pass out because of it

Joshua Luke Bennett 13 years ago

*Downloads free iTunes songs.*

DavitoSiechay 9 years ago

HOW COULD YOU

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sergiuszek 11 years ago

*downloads free stuff*

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago

no no NOOOOOO

Slayer22521 11 years ago

You would see all of your loved ones and humanity die and you would survive thecend of time-space and the universe and be stuck in nothingness forever alone.

Fckyou12345 7 months ago

You wouldn't, because there is no crime in space

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PunyPixelPrivateer 9 years ago

* writes with sharpie on paper on wood* no seriously, that"s against the law.

Indiana576 10 years ago

I don't feel like living forever. I am too lazy

joaquin55 9 years ago

jaywalking :¨)

Rowly 9 years ago

Sounds like a lose lose to me...

Migdin1 10 years ago

We have been losing pens at this school, does anyone know where they went? Me: Nope i have no idea.... THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

LoveTigers556 10 years ago

Upside? Eventually everyone you know and love will die and when you make new friends they will also die and when the sun explodes you'll just be left alone, floating around in space forever.

Migdin1 10 years ago

Our sun wont explode, it is to small, and you probably would have seen that anyways...

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

They're both down sides because immortality is a curse.

PattySharpe 8 years ago

Hell yes!!!

FireDaJoe 11 years ago

Living forever would suck. You would have to watch everyone you love die.

swgrisiaf 10 years ago

And live enough to see the emoji movie, and the next twilight saga movie

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Matsky 9 years ago

Doenst says it has to be something terrible I could just steal candys while no one sees. That would be considered a life crime:T

Destini Shawgo 13 years ago

Yes I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself

DoctorWhoFan21 9 years ago

do you like doctor who as well?

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Crusader2113 9 years ago

Become GLaDOS to be immortal. Then you are committing genocide, torture, and kidnapping.

HeilKEK 9 years ago

I'm gonna kill a lot of people!

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

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bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

Steals a pebble from a park (there thats crime!) murders bug (thats crime as well)

StupidSkull 9 years ago

*kills trump* im happy

BLEACHYOURSELFIE 9 years ago

I'm ready to get revenge on my bullys from first grade.

Sea_salt 10 years ago

Steal from the rich da da da daa and give to the poor da da da door

IWinzBro 10 years ago

Upside?

Max_ 10 years ago

Why would you want to live forever?

Phoenix-1006 10 years ago

Just steal an apple a day.

ColorlessKing 10 years ago

I will hence forth be known as the sticky bandit!

Courtney Chesterman 13 years ago

Could I steal money from corrupted businesses and give it to those in need?

Hogger440 8 years ago

Gang of the old(i dont know if the book has this name in english)

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Christian GameGuy MÃ¤erten 13 years ago

All in a day's work for GTA online

Theboythatisacat 8 years ago

More like pubg sucks playing pubg as a crime

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Wolfblood5737 10 years ago

What does run mean

Tricky 9 years ago

Return, this website writes rn automatically when you press the return button

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Agrouthornius 11 years ago

Download free music XD

Patrick Atherton 13 years ago

Murder criminals/murderers/rapists! :D

STSSW 8 years ago

attempts suiside cause of being A murder

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tommyd765 12 years ago

It doesn't say you get arrested

StrudelCutie4427 6 years ago

*Loiters for infinity*

Michael_823 11 years ago

*Steals The Button And Sells It On EBay*

Farren 11 years ago

Eternity of speeding tickets, here I come!

the.coronach 11 years ago

nah, thanks, immortality is way overrated. life is misery. why want to live in eternal misery? plus you'd watch all your loved ones get old and eventually die.

pokeguy 11 years ago

i sadly agree

Fckyou12345 7 months ago

I'm gay, so if I'm tired of actively doing crime I can just chill in Saudi Arabia for a while. Eventually states won't exist and thus crime won't exist though.

The Cookie ðŸ˜› 10 years ago

*makes evri one listen to jb*

Valerie Dunn 13 years ago

"oh, yes. I'm such a hardened criminal!" *posts slander on an internet forum*

Tortoise11011 8 years ago

I feel like living forever would be terrible in itself. You would have to see all your friends die and even worse your life would be miserable if you kept on committing crimes. You would probably just get used to the fact that what you are doing is bad and... [Show full comment]