You gain all the knowledge of the intermet
but
You get turrets where you randomly shout out sex sounds
I will not


neverknown10 years ago
intermet and turrets? sign me up!

ThatGirlyGirlBuffyFan10 years ago
Tryouts are at the white house!Come with me dude!😁

NightShade179 years ago
I see no upside to this, considering you wouldn't be able to distinguish the difference between the 80% of the Internet that is just plain wrong, compared to the other 20% that is actually true...

David Octogonopus12 years ago
Dude, I've always wanted a turret! Is it the one from Portal 2?

Yourmomsthickbooty7 years ago
You have 69 likes, and you know what the number 69 means...
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Ollieolive117 years ago
..... what if I already have tourette"s syndrome.. :^(

FaZe_exCalibur9 years ago
Knowledge of the internet = LOTS of adult stuff. I'm only 15...

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
This made me question everything

AsuraShun6 years ago
Turrets that shoot with sex sounds instead of proper firing sounds

Plutonium13378 years ago
...I think I'll pass on this not just because of the sex turrets, but because think of how much twisted shit is on the Internet, now imagine it in your head... dank memes, porn, and furries everywhere you turn. The Internet is fucked up.

Akemi877 years ago
Guys you will know when all the video games come out

SuperButtonManTheFirst8 years ago
Wait... Do I know what"s true or not on here?

rottasmells8 years ago
thats pretty much the internet anyway

AssHar8 years ago
Turrets? Fuck yeah torbjorn ready to vaark

DeltaRune14238 years ago
I'm not going to be scarred for life!

Aaron Thuysbaert12 years ago
if i learnt the knowledge of the internet i would be the dumbest shit in the world

Ajrocks5679 years ago
I don't want all the knowledge of the internet... there is some weird stuff

Michael Morrison12 years ago
*internet and *tourettes

ItzDark223 years ago
the internet despise people like you

Dominic Barbara12 years ago
YEAAAA i want the knowledge of the "Intermet" whatever the fuck that is sounds like a food

Jacob Hyland12 years ago
Just keep the turrets on guard of my house and they can scare away robbers and stuff. "Oh, baby!" "Crap, someone's home!"

Chickenpung9 years ago
That's is so weird

dat_guy457 years ago
I can have an army of turrets from portal

TheGoodFangirl10 years ago
noone DO NOT STOP READING OR YOU WILL DIE IN 1980 A MAN CALLED CARLOS TUSHKIA DIED IN YOUR ROOM WAS MURDERED BY A SPIRIT, he ignored A MESSAGE AND WAS KILLED AFTER THAT DAY HE torment PEOPLE WHO IGNORE THESE MESSAGES TYPES AND WHO IGNORE THAT DEAD WILL ...[Show full comment]

LogicMaster8 years ago
There is a lot of things on the internet. So no just no.

TheXxTurlip7 years ago
intermet

Safir11 years ago
buildin a sentry!

Bossitronio20149 years ago
What...?

NickThe|King9 years ago
Knowlege and sex turrents... HELL YEAH!

Enderdood12399 years ago
I alaways shour out aex souds so it doesnt make a difference

BIGbigBIGbig2 years ago
PLEASE DAD GIVE ME BIG HUGE PEAR PHONE TODAY DAD

A correct man10 years ago
the turret of infinite porn wins

Lonemaster9 years ago
you are correct

Dragborg8 years ago
What is the intermet?

rubyrumble11 years ago
What's the intermet

l0rdnoob5 years ago
Did you mean Tourette?

Xx_Sl4yr_xX10 years ago
bruh.

JustReadTheComment8 years ago
Just put the turrets in ur closet or just bury then or something

Benjamin Voissem12 years ago
Are those gatling gun turrets, or FrankenTurrets? Or Crap Turrets?

3BFFs ForeverYT9 years ago
This was weird!

AssHar8 years ago
"My turret!" ~A chocolate bar, 2016-20XX (However long the game lasts)

oldnotweak9 years ago
the interMet is pretty useless

Pokemonlover6267 years ago
Shooty bang bang turrents??

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
the interMet? what's that?

MiceCrispie9 years ago
What's the intermet anyway? XD

BadWolf348 years ago
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HiramCarter8 years ago
Fuck Off
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Warren Galloway11 years ago
I already have knowledge of the internet, I don't need to know anymore! LOOPHOLE!

GeneralSquish9 years ago
Oh God *_*

ZePhyR6410 years ago
But the internet is full of shit.

Hoggunner58 years ago
Well I will were a gag during sex

finnkid19 years ago
ANY sound could be a sex sound. Somebody could just say "Banana" as their sex sound.

Gayass3 years ago
imagine quick recall for this, like you get every question correct and then moan aggressively and get kicked out

Pika_pool9 years ago
Lol hahaha interment seriously hahah that's a typeo

RazzmatazzJones7 years ago
Nah I'm good being twelve again would suck

silver hands10 years ago
So I have a mastery of all forms of knowledge known to man, and all I have to do is moan in public every once in a while. Can do.
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