Will You Press The Button?

Project_Oden 10 years ago

Me: "Ma"am, I'll have you know that I am a registered sex offender only because I enjoy shapeshifting into other people. Woman: "Cool! I'm just gonna go." *Proceeds to call cops. Cop: "Hey! Jerry! What are you doing here? I thought you were at the precin... [Show full comment]

AngelicFoxLover 11 years ago

So because I wanna be a fox... I have to touch it's butt?? *Picks up a fox* "Sorry foxy..." *pokes butt* "Yay"

Protogen_639 3 years ago

i would do that anyways

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Jas2au 11 years ago

Who said no gloves?

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago

True

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MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago

Who comes up with these?

me24596 6 years ago

good question-

jtownsend 10 years ago

If you need help, think: "Superpower or no superower?"

Fj Singh 13 years ago

i am gonna get so much Pussy

Wysocrazy1 4 years ago

Facts

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Blu2 5 years ago

Ain't this spy from TF2 fandom?

QuantumButter 11 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

AlyssaðŸ¦„ðŸ’© 10 years ago

lol trump haters for life

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Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

So? just have a baby with them before turning into them and have a baby with someone else. Loop. B)

THEQB 9 years ago

So I become the spy from team fortress 2

Bonkboy 5 years ago

Off to visit your mother!

its me els 11 years ago

IK HEB M!!!! :):):)

its me els 11 years ago

IK OOK!!

KFNGook 10 years ago

Yo fr tho if u wanna be Kim Jong Un that"d be weird how that shit works

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago

(Puts on Gloves) Here goes nothi- OH, SWEET GOD OF HELL!!!

Fgfg Vgcvfg 13 years ago

*Touches pics of famous people online to disguise myself* (Ex: Michael Jackson, Nyan Cat, Troll Face, etc.)

me24596 6 years ago

it needs to be their BARE groin

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Kyler Kathan 13 years ago

Gain an at will ability. The ability is subject to limitations. Ok, it's still a positive gain.

Jazz Jennings 13 years ago

Matt Smith, where's the downside?

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago

LOL!

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Kinna Morgan 13 years ago

*touches famous people*

WalterWhite 2 years ago

JESSE! i must touch your groin JESSE!

My stupid comments are saving the world 11 years ago

So a free get away with touching the most hottest gurls vagins

ThatOnePerson67 8 years ago

Gonna get so much dick my dudes

Savannahj123 10 years ago

Mmmmmmm, yaaaas

bettycoopah 9 years ago

I don’t see the downside..?

captainrex 10 years ago

gonna get pussy for days!

KittenBoi3000 5 years ago

I’ve already touched my cat’s butt before.

VanossTheBest~~ 11 years ago

*^* ohhhh yesssss

spinysaurus22 11 years ago

hot girl

Mailcs06 5 years ago

I mean you don’t have to use it. There’s no real downside. Just save it for emergencies.

Mechton 11 years ago

I like this idea ;)

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Still better than now

ZeFrenchTurtle 8 years ago

You 59% are perverts

Elise Taylor 13 years ago

Here's my question: Will the person notice?

Palpatine501 6 months ago

downside?

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

thats both half second benifit and half horror show

thegreenrex 10 years ago

Doesnt means i have to use it sooooo

that_one_person_0w0 4 years ago

Uuuuhhhhh.......

raysr 9 years ago

better have the ability and not use it, than never have it and need it

Veer 5 years ago

You don’t HAVE TO use your power, also they can’t report you for sexual assault with your amazing disguising powers

imbledings 11 years ago

All you have to do for these types of things if you don't want them is accept the powers and never use them, at least you have them if you ever need them