Will You Press The Button?

Rhinorulz 10 years ago

One would have to know the meaning of every word in your language to truly know the language. As I don't know the meaning of every word, I don't "know" the language. As such, no downside.

Inline2 10 years ago

Can't wait to speak in binary

Rappr 2 years ago

用java说话真的很离谱。。。

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NightHawkies 10 years ago

hAhA a loophole you cant learn every word in your language boom solution you hopefully didnt learn every eordcin yourvlanguage and you can speaknit

mnop 2 years ago

did you press the button halfway through your comment?

anoonymooss 10 years ago

Find a way to forget any important languages, then press the button after creating a meaningless language that lets you know to press the button!! What a nerd i am.

Loophole man 10 years ago

Shoot yourself in the head. Works every time.

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Keriko 11 years ago

Time to fail spanish class 100s in French here i come

Pairo Dagron 13 years ago

Doesn't say can't type, write or sign in your currently known languages!

Bagotrash 4 years ago

If you already speak English, then just speak Engrish

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Gabised 9 years ago

The only word I need to know is already universal- NO! Btw, I only know English, so there"s really no downside of being able to cuss at anybody I want without them knowing...

KrazyKatGamer 9 years ago

technically there"s no downside because you know every language in existence and it does not say that you can't re learn it

DoonLord 9 years ago

Still has a downside. If you didn't press the button you wouldn't need to go through the effort

the meme avenger 11 years ago

i only know English........so fuck dat

bbtreal 11 years ago

I'll speak brittish-english

oldnotweak 11 years ago

ill speak english then... i currently speak american english. it will suck but its ok

Josh Brown 13 years ago

well I only know English elvish and Klingon, so no I refuse

Bende 6 years ago

Sindarin or Quenya?

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Imperial_Guard 7 years ago

Just speak a previous form of your language, for example old English is technically another language

larkin1843 12 years ago

Just choose to speak whatever you learned first. Your choice. #FUCKTHERULES

magnusolmstead@gmail.com 11 years ago

what if you don't know any languages? WHAT'CHA GONNA DO NOW PEASANT!

ShaneFreddyFazbearFazbear 9 years ago

does partly know count?

Aaron Voborny 13 years ago

67% of people wouldn't do this?!?! Wow. EVERY language in existence. That is SO MUCH knowledge. You could do SO many things. Damnit man. 67%? Come on!

Lman 10 years ago

I only know one bro can I still spell

PritalHirani 9 years ago

I know English wtf this is retarted

The28thDoctor 2 years ago

I see no downside

RallyHitzZ 11 years ago

This doesn't make sense... You can speak every language ever. But... Not the ones you already know. I'm going for a dis. On this one.

milkboi333 5 years ago

alright i"m english so then i can just therfore speak with an accent

Moonsterandrew2003 11 years ago

lolz speak in Japanese and move to Japan -Kawaii xD

H606 9 years ago

You can yell and whisper any languages you already know however. Loophole.

SamanthaKrause 8 years ago

I refuse I speak sarcasm

LazyOrigami 12 years ago

I could speak Chinese? I'm slamming the button with my hammer! YES!

FuckJustinBeiber 11 years ago

What if u know them all

no name578 10 years ago

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ApocalypseGaming 10 years ago

I know English, Much Doge, TeMmIe!1! And a little Glados, but dont get your hopes up, you will die eventually.

Reece360 hd 2 11 years ago

I'll speak Scottish then

RohanSheppard 9 years ago

EGYPT, HERE I COME!!!

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

ya no hablo ingles

TyCuff1234 11 years ago

Fucking dick su cker

Con 9 years ago

Social Justice English is what I know. Proper English I would know after and would literally not understand sjws. ALL WIN

Toodles 11 years ago

I know English,Portuguese, spanish and a little of French but honestly I think I would rather watch anime and listen to k-pop without subtitles...and plus I can still understand the other languages, I just can't speak them but I can write them

Tenkene11 10 years ago

I can just speak the british version of english

man burger 3000 11 years ago

you can relern right?

toothlessrider 6 years ago

I only know English soooooo, yet gonna hit the button

nabman11_better 12 years ago

I would just forget the entire English language before I press the button. So after I press the button I learn English again. #loophole

Devan009 11 years ago

Simply learn a language and move to a country with that language, for me I would do Japanese and move to Japan.

AF 9 years ago

Like, know fluently, our know a couple words? Because I can speak two languages fluently and know words in lots of other languages...

$torm 10 years ago

i can't speak english well anyway

JjButtonBoi 9 years ago

Then that means i cant speak i already know EVERY LANGUAGE

Malcolmxt 10 years ago

But when I change I can change back to any language right it doesn't limit me

Xx_Mlg69420Pro_xX last year

UMMMM, FOWNside???? This means I can be a REAL Japanese, unlike all you gaijin out there

floricel_112 11 years ago

heck yeah I can speak japanese, korean, german...

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Inèsbdd 5 years ago

I can speak French, english, chinese, japanese, dutch, esperanto and french sign langage. That kinda sucks

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Keriko 11 years ago

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you

MJ777 8 years ago

Sign language, not deaf

Rinchan! 12 years ago

BUT MY CHINESE AND ENGLISH but I GET JAPANESE, RUSSIAN, AND GERMAN?!

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