Will You Press The Button?

Rhinorulz8 years ago

One would have to know the meaning of every word in your language to truly know the language. As I don't know the meaning of every word, I don't "know" the language. As such, no downside.

Inline28 years ago

Can't wait to speak in binary

Rappr28 days ago

用java说话真的很离谱。。。

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NightHawkies8 years ago

hAhA a loophole you cant learn every word in your language boom solution you hopefully didnt learn every eordcin yourvlanguage and you can speaknit

mnop4 months ago

did you press the button halfway through your comment?

anoonymooss9 years ago

Find a way to forget any important languages, then press the button after creating a meaningless language that lets you know to press the button!! What a nerd i am.

Loophole man9 years ago

Shoot yourself in the head. Works every time.

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Keriko9 years ago

Time to fail spanish class 100s in French here i come

Gabised7 years ago

The only word I need to know is already universal- NO! Btw, I only know English, so there"s really no downside of being able to cuss at anybody I want without them knowing...

KrazyKatGamer8 years ago

technically there"s no downside because you know every language in existence and it does not say that you can't re learn it

DoonLord8 years ago

Still has a downside. If you didn't press the button you wouldn't need to go through the effort

Pairo Dagron12 years ago

Doesn't say can't type, write or sign in your currently known languages!

Bagotrash3 years ago

If you already speak English, then just speak Engrish

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the meme avenger9 years ago

i only know English........so fuck dat

bbtreal9 years ago

I'll speak brittish-english

oldnotweak9 years ago

ill speak english then... i currently speak american english. it will suck but its ok

Josh Brown12 years ago

well I only know English elvish and Klingon, so no I refuse

Bende5 years ago

Sindarin or Quenya?

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Andromeda8 years ago

But the languages you know are part of every language in existence, so in theory you COULD speak them.

FTBacon9 years ago

Learn it again #loopholesseries

YouJustReadMyName7 years ago

I don’t even know any language other than simplified English so I guess all I will have to do to fommunicate with my friends is obtain a English accent

Secondhand_Silence11 years ago

Japanese and German here I come!!!!!!!

LiorAZDilmma9 years ago

i like turtels =3

NoobtubeR7 years ago

Have my baby touch this and.......done

[email protected]9 years ago

No i like my voice

The-Black-Guy-In-Your-DMs8 years ago

"American English"

Inferno7279 years ago

I could speak the language of dragons fuck English, French, Polish, Russian and Chinese

akinado3 years ago

exist google translate

EmoDives_OnMars 9 years ago

SCREW ENGLISH. THATS THE ONLY LANGUAGE I "speak" I can sign in english, so technically I am still eligible for NASA

shanechan9 years ago

Ð’ÐµÐ»Ð¸ÐºÐ¸Ð¹ ( GREAT )

yesmann4 years ago

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Creativity10 years ago

Who needs English with you can speak American?

1st-Cavalry-Division8 years ago

Downside?

Aaron129987 years ago

Can someone teach me how to speak English?

Emily Clark-Clifford12 years ago

I suck at English so aha

cballs-98 years ago

I ONLY KNOW ENGLISH!!!! HELL YEAH IMA SPEAK GALLIFREYIAN

minigold5469 years ago

Downside? XD

SarahBlue9 years ago

Hey, just because I can't speak it, doesn't mean I can't understand it. I mean, yeah, that's the word most commonly used for comprehension of a language, but speaking and hearing are two different things. I don't mind never "speaking" English (my one and o...[Show full comment]

you could just9 years ago

i didn't cause english is one of the hardest to learn

Bajanip7 years ago

Well it says nothing about writing

billy11789 years ago

i know english so i will know american or scotish or some other language like that

somerandomrandomguy3 years ago

I am a baby lol

softball9 years ago

Found the two 55552555535555

The_logical_frenchie8 years ago

Jokes on you I love to write things!

Memo2476 years ago

Nope no

Leafshade10 years ago

I could tell everyone to just say random shit and i would understand it. they could say askdjbsaudfbadbasfsadjfbshdabfksadfbsdkfasbf and i could decipher what they want to say.

Arthur_Sarue9 years ago

Is "Dog" a language? I've always wanted to befriend a wolf.

YellowCandy84322 years ago

Woof!

Mr. Obama9 years ago

WTF what if you are a baby who can't speak any languages! Holy shit people think! (jk)

Podge9 years ago

Just pick Celestial from D&D. it's a magical language that is understood by any being that hears it, and those who speak it can understand any spoken words.

JamesYoung7 years ago

Loophole: doesn't say you can't sing in that language.

Isidor Savic12 years ago

What do we actually know and what don't we know is the real question.

Kentylelast year

I know 3 languages, it’s not worth losing

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Keriko9 years ago

Yeah we get it your pussy bitch that never had a original idea in your life so fuck of!

lukaza128 years ago

just make languages with a slide difrends on a few words and you can talk the ones you could earlier

RKO9 years ago

So I can't speak english, but I could just learn British Lolololololololololol I am a gangster prankster!

ChristianaBrown8 years ago

Writes in English, speaks korean

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