Will You Press The Button?

Rhinorulz8 years ago

One would have to know the meaning of every word in your language to truly know the language. As I don't know the meaning of every word, I don't "know" the language. As such, no downside.

Inline28 years ago

Can't wait to speak in binary

Rappr3 months ago

用java说话真的很离谱。。。

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NightHawkies8 years ago

hAhA a loophole you cant learn every word in your language boom solution you hopefully didnt learn every eordcin yourvlanguage and you can speaknit

mnop6 months ago

did you press the button halfway through your comment?

anoonymooss9 years ago

Find a way to forget any important languages, then press the button after creating a meaningless language that lets you know to press the button!! What a nerd i am.

Loophole man9 years ago

Shoot yourself in the head. Works every time.

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Keriko10 years ago

Time to fail spanish class 100s in French here i come

Gabised7 years ago

The only word I need to know is already universal- NO! Btw, I only know English, so there"s really no downside of being able to cuss at anybody I want without them knowing...

KrazyKatGamer8 years ago

technically there"s no downside because you know every language in existence and it does not say that you can't re learn it

DoonLord8 years ago

Still has a downside. If you didn't press the button you wouldn't need to go through the effort

Pairo Dagron12 years ago

Doesn't say can't type, write or sign in your currently known languages!

Bagotrash3 years ago

If you already speak English, then just speak Engrish

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the meme avenger9 years ago

i only know English........so fuck dat

bbtreal9 years ago

I'll speak brittish-english

oldnotweak9 years ago

ill speak english then... i currently speak american english. it will suck but its ok

Josh Brown12 years ago

well I only know English elvish and Klingon, so no I refuse

Bende5 years ago

Sindarin or Quenya?

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Toodles9 years ago

I know English,Portuguese, spanish and a little of French but honestly I think I would rather watch anime and listen to k-pop without subtitles...and plus I can still understand the other languages, I just can't speak them but I can write them

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

ya no hablo ingles

TyCuff123410 years ago

Fucking dick su cker

Con8 years ago

Social Justice English is what I know. Proper English I would know after and would literally not understand sjws. ALL WIN

toothlessrider5 years ago

I only know English soooooo, yet gonna hit the button

nabman11_better10 years ago

I would just forget the entire English language before I press the button. So after I press the button I learn English again. #loophole

Tenkene118 years ago

I can just speak the british version of english

man burger 30009 years ago

you can relern right?

$torm9 years ago

i can't speak english well anyway

Devan00910 years ago

Simply learn a language and move to a country with that language, for me I would do Japanese and move to Japan.

AF7 years ago

Like, know fluently, our know a couple words? Because I can speak two languages fluently and know words in lots of other languages...

Xx_Mlg69420Pro_xX18 days ago

UMMMM, FOWNside???? This means I can be a REAL Japanese, unlike all you gaijin out there

floricel_11210 years ago

heck yeah I can speak japanese, korean, german...

JjButtonBoi8 years ago

Then that means i cant speak i already know EVERY LANGUAGE

Malcolmxt9 years ago

But when I change I can change back to any language right it doesn't limit me

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Inèsbdd3 years ago

I can speak French, english, chinese, japanese, dutch, esperanto and french sign langage. That kinda sucks

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Keriko10 years ago

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you

WildKatGirl9 years ago

Does it include animal languages?

MJ7777 years ago

Sign language, not deaf

Rinchan!11 years ago

BUT MY CHINESE AND ENGLISH but I GET JAPANESE, RUSSIAN, AND GERMAN?!

NightHawkies8 years ago

Wait in EXISTENCE IL SPEAK HYLIAN IL SOEAK GALIFRATEN IL EVEN SPEAK FRICKIN SIMLISH.

1noxaj7 years ago

Qué?

Momothebobo9 years ago

I don't understand this crap

Mad_Max_Myle9 years ago

I'm fluent in sarcasm so,I will not give dat ups.

Bagotrash3 years ago

I only know english, so I can instantly learn Engrish

bloodstrack10 years ago

Can I learn it once again?

IrishTatertot8 years ago

But my dog language

Coryn785 years ago

I can't lose german, english, french and japanese and also a little latin and ancient greek

tigeyjr10 years ago

i love that idea nabman11 better

Noahdudes8 years ago

But my language sort of falls aundr the category of existing.

ILOVEAIRPLANES9 years ago

Why would you want to know all the laungueges in the world?

emetophilia9 years ago

Here I come japan

Sam Adams12 years ago

So I can communicate with anyone in the world except for stubborn Anglophones? Sounds good.

ASZ10 years ago

I have an ASZ? Y do I have to speak other language If I can just shake dat ASZ to everyone

Idosru8 years ago

Does it means I can also use computer languages that I dont know like c# and stuff? If so I'm in!

SarahBlue9 years ago

So I can't speak it, so what? That doesn't mean I can't read, write, or understand it when it is spoken. Just can't speak it myself. (iffy loophole leaping here)

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