Will You Press The Button?

Rhinorulz8 years ago

One would have to know the meaning of every word in your language to truly know the language. As I don't know the meaning of every word, I don't "know" the language. As such, no downside.

Inline28 years ago

Can't wait to speak in binary

Rappr3 months ago

用java说话真的很离谱。。。

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NightHawkies8 years ago

hAhA a loophole you cant learn every word in your language boom solution you hopefully didnt learn every eordcin yourvlanguage and you can speaknit

mnop6 months ago

did you press the button halfway through your comment?

anoonymooss9 years ago

Find a way to forget any important languages, then press the button after creating a meaningless language that lets you know to press the button!! What a nerd i am.

Loophole man9 years ago

Shoot yourself in the head. Works every time.

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Keriko10 years ago

Time to fail spanish class 100s in French here i come

Gabised7 years ago

The only word I need to know is already universal- NO! Btw, I only know English, so there"s really no downside of being able to cuss at anybody I want without them knowing...

KrazyKatGamer8 years ago

technically there"s no downside because you know every language in existence and it does not say that you can't re learn it

DoonLord8 years ago

Still has a downside. If you didn't press the button you wouldn't need to go through the effort

Pairo Dagron12 years ago

Doesn't say can't type, write or sign in your currently known languages!

Bagotrash3 years ago

If you already speak English, then just speak Engrish

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the meme avenger9 years ago

i only know English........so fuck dat

bbtreal9 years ago

I'll speak brittish-english

oldnotweak9 years ago

ill speak english then... i currently speak american english. it will suck but its ok

Josh Brown12 years ago

well I only know English elvish and Klingon, so no I refuse

Bende5 years ago

Sindarin or Quenya?

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JamesYoung7 years ago

Loophole: doesn't say you can't sing in that language.

Isidor Savic12 years ago

What do we actually know and what don't we know is the real question.

Mr. Obama9 years ago

WTF what if you are a baby who can't speak any languages! Holy shit people think! (jk)

Podge10 years ago

Just pick Celestial from D&D. it's a magical language that is understood by any being that hears it, and those who speak it can understand any spoken words.

RKO9 years ago

So I can't speak english, but I could just learn British Lolololololololololol I am a gangster prankster!

Kentyle2 years ago

I know 3 languages, it’s not worth losing

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Keriko10 years ago

Yeah we get it your pussy bitch that never had a original idea in your life so fuck of!

lukaza128 years ago

just make languages with a slide difrends on a few words and you can talk the ones you could earlier

imavirginnn4 years ago

I know English, Canadian, Australian, and Nigerian

Jankawolf10 years ago

Hehe good one. P.s please tell me it is a joke

ChristianaBrown8 years ago

Writes in English, speaks korean

dan_0183747 years ago

im quadrupilingaul soooooooooooooo (smashes button with a hammer)

Renee Cooperider12 years ago

So I could speak Gallifreyan? Count me in!

The_Explorer8 years ago

Hola... fuck!...nicht schon wieder!...¿Perquè ho segueixo fent?...誰かが私の苦しみを終了するには？

Marzia9 years ago

Ok if u speak any language than u can speak what ever language u already know dumb butt

Frisk_Dreemurr9 years ago

Go britt

MisterMOD10 years ago

Any language in existance, and english is one of any language in existance.

The Angry Panda10 years ago

But its still english so you cant speak it. But it doesnt say you forget it just you cant speak it so you might still understand it

Bajanip8 years ago

I just realised you could use google translate to show what your saying

MEME4LIFE3 years ago

I barely know English meaning I will still know English and every other language in existence

softball10 years ago

Hate it

AppleMan8 years ago

I can't speak any language that doesn't exist, so what"s the point?

562crazygamer9 years ago

I only know american english. Technically british english and australian english are different languages.

Imperial_Guard5 years ago

Just speak a previous form of your language, for example old English is technically another language

larkin184311 years ago

Just choose to speak whatever you learned first. Your choice. #FUCKTHERULES

[email protected]10 years ago

what if you don't know any languages? WHAT'CHA GONNA DO NOW PEASANT!

ShaneFreddyFazbearFazbear7 years ago

does partly know count?

Aaron Voborny12 years ago

67% of people wouldn't do this?!?! Wow. EVERY language in existence. That is SO MUCH knowledge. You could do SO many things. Damnit man. 67%? Come on!