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You can eat, smoke, drink, and do drugs as much as you want and you will have perfect health

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you die at 40

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Honk Honk9 years ago

No upside. Drugs are bad.

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

What about pharmaceuticals? Also in some states marijuana is legal, þere must be reason for þat.

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A Undertale Fan9 years ago

I HATE DRUGS

MickeyMouse7 years ago

Wtf? You"ve definitely never had any yet

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Noob4Ever89 9 years ago

What if you're older than 40 and press the button

InaaneSanity7 years ago

Then you will just probably fade away from the world like no one ever knew you

dbs184319 years ago

Hey, if I'm guaranteed till I'm 40, why the hell not?

Felix George Liver12 years ago

you don't need the button for this, it's the actual situation

ButtonRejectort3 years ago

To the creator: *ULTIMATE FACEPALM

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lukec1829 years ago

Markiplier did this question yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ThugLife25298 years ago

If I get one like I won't kill myself

peculiar20037 years ago

dosn't all that shorten your life anyways???

Maou-Sama-San7 years ago

Im already going to die at 30 anyway.

DarkOverlord28 years ago

I want to live to be 89

Charlieis2swag8 years ago

Wtf omg lol that is so dumb 😮 you have perfect health and you die at the age of 40?????! Bullcrap

Yulian7 years ago

40 what millenias 40 thousand yeats what?

Based Andy12 years ago

Wait, if I would be in perfect health, then why would I die at 40?

SophieandMaggie8 years ago

Exactly!!

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Rilesss8 years ago

Win win

AdamDeLaCruz9 years ago

Welp, I hate drugs, alcohol, but I love my live how it is.

IceFeatherTheCatX39 years ago

No,Cuz I Dont Wanna Die At 40 Years Old ;-;

FuzzyCollie20009 years ago

Dying at 40 isn't exactly perfect health...

callie34610 years ago

2 downsides?¿ confused

Lokaghost9 years ago

the maker of this one is clearly doing one of these. (or all of them)

the intelligent aaswhole9 years ago

No up side? !

Skylord_Diamond7 years ago

INFINITE VODKA :))))))))))))

Pharaoh_Joe10 days ago

Pharaoh Joe is already mummified at 40... ancient Egypt is not for the weak. Praise Ra

violetgjw10 years ago

Id just be eating and I don't want to live long so

FelipeTozzi8 years ago

This question is stupid

Chamonie9 years ago

^Guaranteed good life/healt until I'm 40? Hell Yes

2hello98 years ago

I don't and will never do drugs so....

Achim Hofvenschiold9 years ago

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Ambertails9 years ago

lol no

Grayson Clark12 years ago

You pretty much die at 40 when you do this shit

JulianBunney7 years ago

WHY WOULD U DO THAT?! UR GOING TO DIE ANYWAY! if you smoke you will die from cancer no matter what it says.

Misty Rain9 years ago

WTF,what kinda delima is this?

BlubberinFool8 years ago

That would kill me faster!

jshaw719 years ago

A: I am 45, and B: I do not drink, some, or do drugs...

KingEpix9 years ago

You could get REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY ritch as a drug tester

TheBeast13159 years ago

my life sucks so I don't care

DLCBOY20213 years ago

i hate drugs and stuff

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago

I dont want to smoke or do drugs or have an addiction except netflix and chocolate thank you.

OGMCDD8 years ago

And if im already over 40?

ValerieParker7 years ago

Perfect health =/= dies at 40 Also, I'm 40. So, nope.

ZaneP12 years ago

I don't plan on living through middle age anyway

Barglehead9 years ago

So you live half of the life you have already had or have

Lokaghost9 years ago

the maker of this one is clearly doing one of these. (or all of them)

KiritoSAO29 years ago

#DON'T DO DRUGS! #SAY NOPE TO DOPE!

Unitato_Awesome7 years ago

I don't think that"s good health...

dadnaya10 years ago

Meh, smoking and taking drugs is no fun

Chocolatepig1018 years ago

Hell no

2hello98 years ago

I am under age

hihylive9 years ago

since it says as much as i want i'll assume i have some kind of magical infinite supply of these things and 19 more years never getting sick would be totally worth it

You-sir-neigh-mmm7 years ago

Well if it"s perfect health you should actually die at like 33

goronblade11 years ago

40 years to SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

iStrafe9 years ago

Best thing ever. Mom! Pass the kush!

PigHero9 years ago

i want to stay alive

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