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35836 (41%) people have pressed this button, while 50622 (59%) did not.
You have free, amazing coffee readily available at all times
but
It's served to you by a handless butler who spills it half the time
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ANIMOO9 years ago
Can I just have the butler?

skyrimlegend219 years ago
Jacksepteye?

BlazoBoom8 years ago
Handless butler, I can get you some prosthetics, you need some.

Megan Mackley12 years ago
I don't like coffee

Temmie1905 years ago
Same here megan
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NovaJ7219 years ago
So I'd have a butler? Wow

TaioMalynn8 years ago
At least I have a man a job, most people with lost limbs can't help but die because of their disability

Casey Renner12 years ago
I don't drink coffee, but I hit yes because I just really want to see a handless butler.

skyrimlegend219 years ago
AMAZING SUPER DAN HI
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Bailey1169 years ago
So basically Grell in Black Butler.

Tricky8 years ago
But she has hands
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Dk_the_gr810 years ago
so what? give it to your friends or something.

KingHoldz7 years ago
WHAT WHY WOULD YOU SELL A BUTLER THATS CRUEL

Furry703210 years ago
I don't like coffee so... yeah.

Joe Miranda12 years ago
I pressed it just because I want to see some poor handless bastard try and serve me coffee

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
I prefer tea

None-Is-None8 years ago
Tea! YAS
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Blake Walker12 years ago
For the sake of the butler, I'll pass.

NoraMaeve8 years ago
Coffee is over rated

Streamstaraj9 years ago
Don't like coffee

DJTEKNIQ5 years ago
fire the butler. I'll make my own damn free, amazing coffee myself

Tsundere Vegeta10 years ago
I don't drink coffee

dragonanddoglord9 years ago
so half the time you get amazing coffee any time you want ... which you can sell

AhmetSabir7 years ago
Soo free coffee

Alphania10 years ago
Me too XD

Humanechain8 years ago
I'm fourteen, I don't even drink coffee

Steven Got Lemons Robinson12 years ago
I will just show up naked to avoid ruining my clothes.

shane_mccollum8 years ago
"Stubbs! Clean up this mess immediately!" "Yes sir..."

KingHoldz7 years ago
Stubbs really XD

Memo123410 years ago
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skyrimlegend219 years ago
Dam you people who dead I will noy

iEATBUGSlast year
erm................ downside????

TheCallofDiamonds9 years ago
I don't like coffee but maybe if it is amazing... Also if the butler drops it, ORDER A NEW ONE!

Flyinpanda911 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

FangOverFang9 years ago
There is no downside..? That sounds amazingly hilarious, poor butler, though.

SamuGonzo4 years ago
Just ask him 3 or 4 coffees to serve and ask him in which one he spit on them. Mostly unless one will be unspitted. And if not just ask him make me coffee until you don't spit in the cup of coffee and give that last one

Zienoc10 years ago
Ehm... why do I care if he spills it? as long as its not on me its fine!

EricNeedles8 years ago
Jokes on you I don't like coffe

Sofia Sweets9 years ago
i dont drink coffee.

illuminatiunconfirmed6 years ago
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Templegreen10 years ago
MAKE HIM HANDS

Blasterman78908 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]

Awesometiger37 years ago
Dont like coffee

Deacon Hall10 years ago
So... you don't really have coffee at all. It's splashed everywhere by a handless butler.

StephH9 years ago
still worth it. Plus, he"s supposed to be able to get used to it through the time... and therefore spill less...

Victor Filion12 years ago
I'll just order a new one then. No big deal as long as he cleans the mess.

roblox122349 years ago
that does not make sence if he spills if half the time its not like he spills it all the time...

skyrimlegend219 years ago
I mean Patrick is a ass
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goldenfreddygirlsoul9 years ago
Me no like coffee so me no care (XD)

IamNOTgayNOTATALL3 years ago
I still get my coffee if i just ask again, and since hes a butler he can probably clean it up himself

Mackazar9 years ago
I don't like coffe

Aloox8 years ago
You can ask for two cups and he will spill one leaving the other one for you to drink.

transcendantviewer10 years ago
I pressed the button for the sake of giving a handless man a job for the rest of his life. I personally hate coffee. Also, request canned coffee. That way, it's just slightly more frothy half the time. Problem solved. Spilling something doesn't always mean "It's spilt from its container".

vainsael5 years ago
Starbucks in a nutshell, but the coffee there is not the best

IM NOT A ROBOT10 years ago
LOL THEN I WOULD TELL HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN YOU ASSHOLE GIMME SOME MORE!!!!

IM NOT A ROBOT10 years ago
Hello random giy above me called IM NOT A ROBOT

monkey_kailin8 years ago
Coffee is gross, I like hot chocolate

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago
Free coffee and companionship? Awesome, I'll just buy him mechanical hands with the wishes I have from another button lol.

RachelE088 years ago
I'm 8
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