Will You Press The Button?

Squakz 11 years ago

Oh sorry my Lasers burned your house

imavirginnn 5 years ago

it"s just a prank bro, chill

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The Nerdy Villager 11 years ago

Fuck, I lasered my own penis!

Awesometiger3 8 years ago

Hahhahahahahahahhahahaahahaahaahahaaaha i could not stop laughing, i showed my sis we could not stop laughing

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Imaunicornshh 10 years ago

me: Watch out! *Hits old lady* Old lady: OUCH Me: Sorry! News reporter: A girl has been flying around running into old ladies and burning houses down!

SautiyaAckerman 9 years ago

yesss

Kabam1234 11 years ago

Screw it I'll be batman

Nasho 6 years ago

Oh no not your parents

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Rybot666 9 years ago

Isn't one of superman"s powers the ability to control his powers?

AimForTheFace2006 8 years ago

That"s not necessarily a power...

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Steve-Gaming 11 years ago

going BLEEEE-IZZZIP-BLAHWOOO everywhere is not worth it

InLoveWithPapyton 9 years ago

Just reading this made my freaking day

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Reina Ryugu 13 years ago

WELL THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT!

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago

it never said you can't train

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Jako9056 9 years ago

*jerking of and having a good time when sudenly i rip of my dick* "i regeret every dessision i have ever made..."

lordmogul 9 years ago

Nah, the dick is super too. But everytime you cum you'll get a new window.

RGPZ 8 years ago

I Bet You Most Ppl Only Pressed This Button Because They Wanted To Be General Zod

RGPZ 8 years ago

Fuck Superman Its All About Batman Nightwing Deadpool Green Lantern Cyborg Iron Man Captain America Spiderman And Black Panther

LeonardoGolp 9 years ago

How can Batman beat Superman

RGPZ 8 years ago

Amor Made Out Of Titanium

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MrAwesomeV1 9 years ago

Then what"s the point

lordmogul 9 years ago

Sounds like fun.

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Me: Well you gotta have a opinion abo. . . Oh shit I shot Marvin in the face. Friend: WHY THE FUCK YOU DO THAT! Me: the damn button

Dippy_Fresh 9 years ago

When you"re feeding your cat you could accidentally laser eye them

DragonEXE 9 years ago

At least you got some Chinese food

TheAmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Will you marry me? HOLY FUCK I JUST SHOT LAZERS THROUGH YOUR SKULL, FUCK!

BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago

I lazered the entire city. And blew up your moms mind and super stank the woods and imploded your dick

Bashkash 10 years ago

Ehc that's ok

yousefguesses 4 years ago

ow sorry i just froze your wife sorry fam

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Mom! I'm moving ou- *accidently lasers mother* or me at the bar *uses x-ray for you know what* *girls everywhere get breast cancer

Joi123 11 years ago

You could die if you press that button

..Alainiak.. 10 years ago

So the powers re useless... WAT**

cash5466 11 years ago

what's the fuckin point?

Conjurment 7 years ago

I can learn to control it says I cant control them. It never said I couldn't learn how to control them

A_Multishipper_Life 12 years ago

"Hey can I borrow a penci- *zaps with laser eyes*- NOT AGAIN!"

Tacocat101 9 years ago

BATMAN IS BETTER.

starlight66 11 years ago

u should press it cuz it doesn't say u cant ever it just says u cant so u can work with someone and the can help train u to use them and one day u will an du will feel even more better about urself!!!!!

Steeler24 9 years ago

You'll fly into buildings and shit, it would hurt

BatOutta666 11 years ago

naaaaaaaaah

kindness_luigi 9 months ago

i already have that

Grass444 4 years ago

You be on a date *cuts date in half

Sanara 10 years ago

If I can't control it it might become a big problem

username_v33 8 years ago

NOT A FAN OF SUPERMAN... NO THANKYOU

TafiaTeli 11 years ago

well superman power is to control his powers

Thewannabeconfess 11 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

Cerberus 11 years ago

Yeah my bad I was just walking when all of a sudden I flew through the house sorry about the whole

Layah Sloan 13 years ago

Good, because superman sucks.

Dj-dan 4 years ago

What in the world is the point if I can’t control the powers

Ameen A. 11 years ago

l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h... [Show full comment]

Mr.CatJacket77 11 years ago

I CANT READ ALL THAT!!

PRINCESS K.A.A :3 10 years ago

No down side to this

lizardbarf127 11 years ago

Charizard will be with me

jojofanboi 6 years ago

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

PurpleUnicorn 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

CuteKitties 9 years ago

Well of course u can’t control them ANYWAYS cuz we aren’t freaking SUPERHREOS

sara124 11 years ago

I am okay with this

WBGrock 11 years ago

Can i get the powers of Bizarro instead?

lande 2 months ago

无法控制的力量不是馈赠而是灾难

Shadowpuppy 4 years ago

So you’re just invincible

rylan frazier 11 years ago

I shot down Santa's slay with my lasers and left it for all the little kids to see well now it is true there is no Santa clause

fredrgud 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

wow! hello there taylor swift! POW! oops, my uncontrollable super powers made me punch you in the face... i'm SO sorry...

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