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You gain all the powers of superman
but
you can not control them
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Squakz 11 years ago
Oh sorry my Lasers burned your house

imavirginnn 5 years ago
it"s just a prank bro, chill
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The Nerdy Villager 11 years ago
Fuck, I lasered my own penis!

Awesometiger3 9 years ago
Hahhahahahahahahhahahaahahaahaahahaaaha i could not stop laughing, i showed my sis we could not stop laughing
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Imaunicornshh 11 years ago
me: Watch out! *Hits old lady* Old lady: OUCH Me: Sorry! News reporter: A girl has been flying around running into old ladies and burning houses down!

SautiyaAckerman 9 years ago
yesss

Kabam1234 11 years ago
Screw it I'll be batman

Nasho 6 years ago
Oh no not your parents
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Rybot666 9 years ago
Isn't one of superman"s powers the ability to control his powers?

AimForTheFace2006 9 years ago
That"s not necessarily a power...
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Steve-Gaming 11 years ago
going BLEEEE-IZZZIP-BLAHWOOO everywhere is not worth it

InLoveWithPapyton 9 years ago
Just reading this made my freaking day
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Reina Ryugu 13 years ago
WELL THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT!

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
it never said you can't train
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Jako9056 9 years ago
*jerking of and having a good time when sudenly i rip of my dick* "i regeret every dessision i have ever made..."

lordmogul 9 years ago
Nah, the dick is super too. But everytime you cum you'll get a new window.

RGPZ 8 years ago
I Bet You Most Ppl Only Pressed This Button Because They Wanted To Be General Zod

RGPZ 8 years ago
Fuck Superman Its All About Batman Nightwing Deadpool Green Lantern Cyborg Iron Man Captain America Spiderman And Black Panther

LeonardoGolp 9 years ago
How can Batman beat Superman

RGPZ 8 years ago
Amor Made Out Of Titanium
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MrAwesomeV1 9 years ago
Then what"s the point

lordmogul 9 years ago
Sounds like fun.

DragonEXE 9 years ago
Me: Well you gotta have a opinion abo. . . Oh shit I shot Marvin in the face. Friend: WHY THE FUCK YOU DO THAT! Me: the damn button

Dippy_Fresh 10 years ago
When you"re feeding your cat you could accidentally laser eye them

DragonEXE 9 years ago
At least you got some Chinese food

TheAmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
Will you marry me? HOLY FUCK I JUST SHOT LAZERS THROUGH YOUR SKULL, FUCK!

BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago
I lazered the entire city. And blew up your moms mind and super stank the woods and imploded your dick

Bashkash 10 years ago
Ehc that's ok

SupeCrazyRooster 11 years ago
Then I don't need the powers

RESPEZ 3 years ago
so I just fuckin... kill everyone?

braydenisswag 10 years ago
what?

CruelFerret 6 years ago
Why would I WANT superman"s powers? He sucks!!!

FT6FG6T 10 years ago
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Supermegaman64 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Steve-Gaming 11 years ago
read *someone kisses me* you were not lying

SpookyRabbit 11 years ago
*me being super akward while floating up the toilets* This is awsome.

scheuerman 11 years ago
Purpleunicorn:Kill yourself

deadpoolorder66 9 years ago
Superman’s power to control his power

Aiden McEwing 11 years ago
Aw man burnt my tablet

LgRebel 10 years ago
nope

Sylvia Romance 11 years ago
As my cousin would've probably said "What's the point!?"

Ishshxhsjajhs 4 years ago
Oh no I spelled my coffe in my penis again bc I’m too fast :(

DogWalk13 11 years ago
So... I'm an unstoppable killing machine? I see no downsides.

Ayisyen1234 9 years ago
I will learn

Death Gun 11 years ago
So kid superman?

Maggie 12 years ago
Don't like him anyway.

Fennec_the_whovian 2 years ago
could always learn to control em

BomberEEE 6 years ago
*me getting a 1000000 dollar house* my laser eyes: ima bout to ruin this whole man"s career

FT6FG6T 10 years ago
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ThatGuyThatGamesALot 11 years ago
You can be like: "i dont give a fuck, about yo shit, ooooooooooh"

tottaly not a virus... trust me im a fox 11 years ago
shit i burned my computer

jackfoot7 11 years ago
"With great power comes with great responsibilities"- Uncle Ben Can't do it that with uncontrollable powers.

AimForTheFace2006 9 years ago
What? Do I just randomly start lasering people in the street, or breathing on people to freeze them at random? That"s... strange.

Lucas Maassen 13 years ago
It will be mad fun! I just go and stand in the classroom, and then, BAM I fly, blow up the school, see through everything and all the other super shit. Yep, I sure wanna experience that.

Mister-E 9 years ago
I just imagined myself gmod-ing into the sun

cadcrafter 11 years ago
L: I'm beautiful? Boy: Girl: You always want to be with me rnBoy? NornGirl: I think rnBoy: NornGirl: If you take the awayrnBoy, we must mourn. nornShe'd heard enough pain, but no ...... grabbed eyesrnThe armrnBoy tears in her son is gone, you do not have e... [Show full comment]

dolphinlover609 11 years ago
this don't make any sense

TrinityDahl 10 years ago
*closes laptop* crap..... I smashed my laptop in half and slammed it threw my bed and floor

valarmorghulis 11 years ago
can be real fun, fuck it, you only live once

VertexVelox 4 years ago
hell yeah. "oops sorry i shot a laser through your new phone"

jmanthedestroyer 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

ignitedrik 8 years ago
Wait but what about flight and super strength? Are you not able to control where you fly or what you hit?

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
not that he could at first.....im assuming this means i have to learn how. if i cant, im indestructible anyways.*ges to hall of mirrors* oh ........
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