Will You Press The Button?

Ray Marc9 years ago

Fuck this very much. I guess I would be widowed, Get It? :)

Echothekirby9538 years ago

Good job m8

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BrockScanlan8 years ago

I'll marry Justin Bieber than first step into the house bang he"s dead and now I have a free beach house

Der Deutsche8 years ago

Son, hand me the Shotgun... Your mom goes crazy

DrChicken8 years ago

Killing the spiders isn't divorce iunno...

stride13138 years ago

But what if my celebrity crush is the spider?

ShadowMarco8 years ago

let me guess... muffet? (cuz i have a crush on her too)

ShadowMarco8 years ago

HA!! jokes on you!!! i have a fetish on spiders!!!!

DragonEXE7 years ago

Have you watched monster musume, by any chance? Potentially the first spider waifu

anonymousish7 years ago

Joke"s on you, I don't have a celebrity crush.

SamanthaMattis7 years ago

Me either so ha

KayKayCool235 years ago

As long as I'm with Danny Devito, even as a giant murder bug, I'm happy.

Conner Wolf12 years ago

And that's why you murder them like you're fighting spiders in Skyrim

falcon_king34 years ago

not murder if they aint human anymore

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Jamie Gilman-Lewis12 years ago

Well that escalated quickly...

Lonergirl178 years ago

True....

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hinata-look-a-like9 years ago

So an anime?

Heyso7 years ago

I don’t get why you would want to die

KameronSnow7 years ago

Reading the upside: Okay! Awesome: Reading the first part of downside: Eh, not too bad. Reading the human eating spider bit: ......What the f***

Stephane Morin12 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this!?!?

Black_X2 years ago

I feel I read too much into this.

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jmw448 years ago

wait, since when is 20 years forever?

jkmc12058 years ago

What ideas went into this guys mind when he was making this? XD

ShadowTheRonin8 years ago

What if that"s your fetish? :I

EpicDragon68798 years ago

I don't have a celebrity crush, so if I press this button, nothing can happen.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Same here

Crazysting8 years ago

Just trap it! Killing it would be evil.

TheMagicalKiwi9 years ago

at the beginning: okay seems good, what's the downside? after I read it all: haha what

ZAMBIEBRUH9 years ago

I already found the love of my life soo no thanks

Samantha Parrish12 years ago

but if i live happily forever then wouldn't that mean that they don't turn into a spider. This contradicts itself

EmmaSlayton12178 years ago

FUCK UR RIGHT!!!!!😤😤😤😱

Aaron Keaveney12 years ago

thats still 20 years with ariana grande

Bulkyattorney 9 years ago

Just what I was thinkingy

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sssadan38 years ago

Or just divorce them before the 20 yrs are up? Then you die and don't have to deal with stupid freak spiders.

Braxlin9 years ago

Well murdering your spouse in self defense isn't considered divorcing... Just more of a Black widowing??? I guess???

LeafysSon5 years ago

Just kill them. You get everything they used to own and their money, and killing them is technically not divorcing them.

TheThinker9 years ago

Lucky for me, I don't have a celebrity crush :)

conan141210 years ago

"you both get married and live happily forever and ever" wouldn't that mean that your mutant spider spouse will still love you and you will still both be happy?

Jonnychu087 years ago

Fuck it I’ll fuck Ryan Ross and marry him and then kill me and Ryan Ross 1 day before 20 years so we live forever

Dark x Nightmares9 years ago

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Panifex7 years ago

That"s called "menopause"

Demiseus Dongman12 years ago

Ah, what the fuck?

JoeyOfCinder8 years ago

I thought you lived happily forever......

REBOOTG9 years ago

Just think of the comedy...

hugo_boss1019 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Shay Lee12 years ago

20 YEARS WITH ANY PERSON, KILL BEFORE 20TH ANNIVERSARY, MARRY SOMEONE ELSE

abcx8 years ago

First of all, if my wife eats me after 20 years, it"s not "happily forever and ever". Second of all, "Leaving them will cause immediate death" is too vague. Will I die? Will she die? Will we both die? Will someone else die? Third of all, I"d live 19 years ...[Show full comment]

Robyn Night9 years ago

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Nickkylast year

Son come help me a moment. your mom kinda hungry for steel ball

Random_User8 years ago

Hmmmmmmmmmm I don't want markiplier to be turned into a mutant spider so nope

GodDammitBilly9 years ago

Pass me my shot gun

MrEffect7 years ago

Damn it my celebrity crush is shelob. She could easily crush someone if she were tok lay down. Hopefully its insta-death but her stinger should make me stop moving.