Will You Press The Button?

Ray Marc9 years ago

Fuck this very much. I guess I would be widowed, Get It? :)

Echothekirby9538 years ago

Good job m8

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BrockScanlan8 years ago

I'll marry Justin Bieber than first step into the house bang he"s dead and now I have a free beach house

Der Deutsche8 years ago

Son, hand me the Shotgun... Your mom goes crazy

DrChicken8 years ago

Killing the spiders isn't divorce iunno...

stride13138 years ago

But what if my celebrity crush is the spider?

ShadowMarco8 years ago

let me guess... muffet? (cuz i have a crush on her too)

ShadowMarco8 years ago

HA!! jokes on you!!! i have a fetish on spiders!!!!

DragonEXE7 years ago

Have you watched monster musume, by any chance? Potentially the first spider waifu

anonymousish7 years ago

Joke"s on you, I don't have a celebrity crush.

SamanthaMattis7 years ago

Me either so ha

Conner Wolf12 years ago

And that's why you murder them like you're fighting spiders in Skyrim

falcon_king34 years ago

not murder if they aint human anymore

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KayKayCool235 years ago

As long as I'm with Danny Devito, even as a giant murder bug, I'm happy.

Jamie Gilman-Lewis12 years ago

Well that escalated quickly...

Lonergirl178 years ago

True....

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hinata-look-a-like9 years ago

So an anime?

Heyso7 years ago

I don’t get why you would want to die

KameronSnow7 years ago

Reading the upside: Okay! Awesome: Reading the first part of downside: Eh, not too bad. Reading the human eating spider bit: ......What the f***

Stephane Morin12 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this!?!?

Black_X2 years ago

I feel I read too much into this.

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jmw448 years ago

wait, since when is 20 years forever?

jkmc12058 years ago

What ideas went into this guys mind when he was making this? XD

ShadowTheRonin8 years ago

What if that"s your fetish? :I

EpicDragon68798 years ago

I don't have a celebrity crush, so if I press this button, nothing can happen.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Same here

Crazysting9 years ago

Just trap it! Killing it would be evil.

TheMagicalKiwi9 years ago

at the beginning: okay seems good, what's the downside? after I read it all: haha what

ZAMBIEBRUH9 years ago

I already found the love of my life soo no thanks

Samantha Parrish12 years ago

but if i live happily forever then wouldn't that mean that they don't turn into a spider. This contradicts itself

EmmaSlayton12178 years ago

FUCK UR RIGHT!!!!!😤😤😤😱

Aaron Keaveney12 years ago

thats still 20 years with ariana grande

Bulkyattorney 9 years ago

Just what I was thinkingy

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whovianlizard049 years ago

what is this!?

Leena Olen12 years ago

So I'll just kill them. Nothing forbids that...

Insira8 years ago

Simple, dont marry her

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

Twenty years is still a long time, also, Jennifer Lawrence is incapable of turning into a spider... I think.

RandomWand039 years ago

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BenEmanNikolai7 years ago

What if I love said mansion?

Alex1313129 years ago

life on beach is not perfect .... no game no life

Yeetaleet3 years ago

Giant mutant spider? Sounds like something that"d be in Dark Souls or something.

G BLACKSMOKE9 years ago

Hell to the no

DrSpacePotato10 years ago

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