Will You Press The Button?

Ray Marc10 years ago

Fuck this very much. I guess I would be widowed, Get It? :)

Echothekirby9538 years ago

Good job m8

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BrockScanlan9 years ago

I'll marry Justin Bieber than first step into the house bang he"s dead and now I have a free beach house

Der Deutsche8 years ago

Son, hand me the Shotgun... Your mom goes crazy

DrChicken9 years ago

Killing the spiders isn't divorce iunno...

stride13139 years ago

But what if my celebrity crush is the spider?

ShadowMarco8 years ago

let me guess... muffet? (cuz i have a crush on her too)

ShadowMarco8 years ago

HA!! jokes on you!!! i have a fetish on spiders!!!!

DragonEXE7 years ago

Have you watched monster musume, by any chance? Potentially the first spider waifu

anonymousish8 years ago

Joke"s on you, I don't have a celebrity crush.

SamanthaMattis7 years ago

Me either so ha

Conner Wolf12 years ago

And that's why you murder them like you're fighting spiders in Skyrim

falcon_king35 years ago

not murder if they aint human anymore

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KayKayCool235 years ago

As long as I'm with Danny Devito, even as a giant murder bug, I'm happy.

Jamie Gilman-Lewis12 years ago

Well that escalated quickly...

Lonergirl178 years ago

True....

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hinata-look-a-like9 years ago

So an anime?

Heyso7 years ago

I don’t get why you would want to die

KameronSnow7 years ago

Reading the upside: Okay! Awesome: Reading the first part of downside: Eh, not too bad. Reading the human eating spider bit: ......What the f***

Stephane Morin12 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this!?!?

Black_X2 years ago

I feel I read too much into this.

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jmw448 years ago

wait, since when is 20 years forever?

jkmc12058 years ago

What ideas went into this guys mind when he was making this? XD

ShadowTheRonin9 years ago

What if that"s your fetish? :I

EpicDragon68799 years ago

I don't have a celebrity crush, so if I press this button, nothing can happen.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Same here

Crazysting9 years ago

Just trap it! Killing it would be evil.

TheMagicalKiwi9 years ago

at the beginning: okay seems good, what's the downside? after I read it all: haha what

ZAMBIEBRUH10 years ago

I already found the love of my life soo no thanks

Samantha Parrish12 years ago

but if i live happily forever then wouldn't that mean that they don't turn into a spider. This contradicts itself

EmmaSlayton12178 years ago

FUCK UR RIGHT!!!!!😤😤😤😱

Aaron Keaveney12 years ago

thats still 20 years with ariana grande

Bulkyattorney 9 years ago

Just what I was thinkingy

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dono_kcbr10 years ago

FUCKING AWESOME ! ! !

TheChaseBoss7 years ago

He'll no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I find all the loopholes8 years ago

Never said I couldn't kill them, just that I can't divorce them.

MrMasterMind10 years ago

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TheWaffleLad4 years ago

I mean... I could just... Let the military handle it... Run off with the kids... Take some therapy and/or drugs...

marky2cnd39 years ago

i said no couse i wasint botherd to read it

The Questionable Girl9 years ago

Where's the upside here? I don't have a celebrity crush so no way!

MegaAeroforce18 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK?!?

christox10 years ago

live happily FOREVER but in 20 years she becomes a spider and kills you? does this make sense? I think not!

christox10 years ago

so she/he will never turn into a spider if the pro listed is true.

Bodhiskywalker7 years ago

What is wrong with spiders

Warutaa9 years ago

Fuck celebrities, O want my spider wife.

Nicole Waraksa12 years ago

you can still kill them...

SodaDrinker8 years ago

Oddly specific...

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Trollbear10 years ago

nuke it

zenotheoriginal7 years ago

*gives thegirl some of her blood to make her sitified and sends her out to get her food and i regain my blood back evrytime she wants blood this repeats*what we make blood cells so this is possible