Will You Press The Button?

Maharid3 months ago

The cons is of no consequences, you just have to NOT work and get everything you need by everyone else, they adore you so they will gladly doneate to you. To be clear, you can get high pay, you just can do a work with hugh pay only for one month before los...[Show full comment]

Rainbowplayz72577 months ago

If everybody likes my that much I'll just make them give me money

soccerbarr7 months ago

Erm... what about contract-based pay? LOOPHOLE???? #soccer

Rebellion5989 years ago

With charisma that powerful who needs a job? You could create your own government or nation and live a powerful life that way.

Goldhotshot49 years ago

marry someone successful and be a stay at home spouse!

Derrick (What a creative username)9 years ago

I'll use my charisma to get money.

Karyle3 years ago

Become a rich homeless man

FTSIO9 years ago

The only people who said yeah are probably a sad teen.

Carolyn Joan Coleman12 years ago

Step one: Meet Bill Gates Step two: Marry him Step three: Never have a worry again

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Or you could just ask him for money

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Yodarocks20008 years ago

There"s a thing, called a sugar daddy

Tori Breanna12 years ago

Why do I need this? I'm already fabulous

Rafau7 years ago

Same here

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Jacob Wright12 years ago

Meh. Minimum wage where I live is already 10.25 an hour, and is increasing again within a year. I'll either deal with that or be the ultimate mooch.

hmmm9 years ago

Is stealing a job

DilixTv52710 years ago

Who cares I could have sex with the people who adore me (everyone) so sex for life

Iceorama9 years ago

Charm the world into forgetting money is a thing and that buttsex is all that is required as a payment. Problem solved rather hilariously.

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

If I'm that charismatic I don't need a job.

AColdGuy4 years ago

"...above minimum wage WITHIN A MONTH." Just get a job who pays every 2 weeks instead of a month!!!

Michael Roberts12 years ago

>Approach every billionaire in the world >Get millions of dollars, free

The_Darkstar8 years ago

I"d go gay and marry bill gates just to ensure my financial future

Razys9 years ago

better be hated and rich than be loved and poor

Hamistagan8 years ago

one word. golddigger

Ethan has a Crappy Username9 years ago

Just be a YouTuber.

Da_Master_Gamer10 years ago

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NotABottom10 months ago

如果我拥有强大的魅力，那我相当于获得了控制所有人的能力，那我可以直接让人送钱到我家。没有坏处

Tomcerealkiller10 9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

timirasuuu7 years ago

everything makes sense now. i'll be a stripper

DoctorDonna9 years ago

I shall be a hunter, travel the country fighting evil, and since I am so charming, people will practically throw money at me.

Crow Claw11 years ago

why get a job when i am this awesome?

Sean Ford12 years ago

Become an actor. Or a stripper.

AnnaSmile8 years ago

Marry the richest person in the world

Koolcid9169 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

RPGMASTER2110 years ago

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Slyde9 years ago

People will give me money!

Calista10 years ago

No upside. I'm an introvert. Everybody instantly adoring me sounds like my own personal hell.

FattyTheFat8 years ago

The Empire of Fatty shall rise! We shall rule the world through our numbers and force! We shall keep me comfortable and safe, and prolong my existence! Long Live Fatty! Glory to the Fatty Empire!

Razys9 years ago

i hate the RN in the end of some of my phrases

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