40620 (45%) 49717 (55%)
40620 (45%) people have pressed this button, while 49717 (55%) did not.
you will win millions of dollars
but
you will die a virgin
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beddielast year
sex? thats for losers

Cadavreylast year
Asexuality :3

Kat39 years ago
Asexual laughs in the distance

Panifex7 years ago
@Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg I thought you were just part of the spam propagated by dankmemes101—I had no idea you were an actual user
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TheodoreMiller8 years ago
I'm asexual, and fully expect to die a virgin anyway, so no downside.

Drakon_253 years ago
Same lol

TeamKobus28 years ago
But i won't die a virgin. Adam if you read this, i"ve been fucking your gf

Idonthaveagoodusername8 years ago
are you fucking eve Jesus?

Ghost_Rider4 years ago
I ain’t sharing my millions with kids

Kaleah Renee Claxton12 years ago
Nobody dies a virgin.. cause in the end; life fucks us all!

TheRealSatan3 years ago
Im 14 and already not a virgin. Cant pull girls tho
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layla0yamane4 years ago
"asexual snuttering in the distance"

therealobama3 years ago
i dont understand why sex is that valuable but i guess i wouldn't be born if more people thought this was worth it.

Bruh_bruh_694 years ago
downsidddeeeeeeeee wheeeerere?

Puddledrop7 years ago
I'm already planning to die a virgin.

AllastroS488 years ago
What ever, Asian sex dolls are really realistic and it"s not sex, it"s technically masturbation

whywhywhyme4 years ago
Laughs in asexual

CassandraWilde7 years ago
Asexual snickering

EmmaDeLaCruz7 years ago
Good for asexuals

GGLewis9 years ago
Technically, it says DIE a virgin. So I can just be a virgin in the last few milliseconds of my life.

Mike90907 years ago
It"s like your pet fish, You have it, mommy takes it to the "special doctor", you lost it and it"s gone forever. Except this isn't lost via your mom (Hopefully for you) but by your boy/girlfriend. And if it"s gender 3 or 4 or anything else by your toy. One...[Show full comment]
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Insane_gaming9 years ago
I already commented in this, but I want to point out,you'll loose risk of being raped.

Mr-MemeMcMan6 years ago
Haha am gonna die a virgin anyway so thanks for the free money

The_Doberman7 years ago
I'm fine with that. I don't like being touched muchless sexually.

Mkvii20059 years ago
LOOPHOLE: in my horoscope im virgin! ;)

ShyExtrovertArtist4 years ago
You mean Virgo?

AGUXING9 years ago
Makes no sense... But okeh.

GinkgoBiloba9 years ago
FUCK THE MONEY

Amani Day12 years ago
Lesbians laugh in the distance.

Lesbianh3o4 years ago
aha.. :")
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Dakota Murphy12 years ago
69% did not press the button...that's what it's at right now...my day is made

Adam Douglas Stpierre12 years ago
were all a virgin of something. button didn't specify. free money

Damian Grager12 years ago
Worth it in my opinion

Blue9998 years ago
But what if I already lost it?

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago
gotta get the pussy

jondoe279 years ago
MASTURBATION

joy7845 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

TheMostCarelessPersonEver9 years ago
#carelesspersonintheworld I do not care if i die a virgin.

Aimée Iona Comtois12 years ago
fuck that

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago
Not worth it

Baughg18 years ago
Mayonnaise is an instruments

Dusty211349 years ago
i don't see what the big deal with sex is...

cap31018 years ago
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Merilille9 years ago
All the asexuals laugh.

watsonsword7 years ago
The "but" part"s gonna happen to me anyway, so I might as well have the money.

Lemurboy07210 years ago
At least I'm rich.

fat_potatohead9 years ago
with millions of dollars, nobody can die virgin

ThatGuyMagnum11 years ago
I could just hold on to the button. Then after I get laid hit it.

Newsie9 years ago
As I said, I don't want sex

jitteryandnotveryglittery4 years ago
I'm asexual this is a win-win for me

Sharpskull9 years ago
money connot buy love

nikc9 years ago
ha ggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy

AnytaRoel8 years ago
Null and void; I'm already not a virgin

Best name9 years ago
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

greaterfiend6 years ago
Im already not a virgin.

xdragonx9 years ago
Too done for this

AJSAWESOME18 years ago
Too late, couldn't press it if I tried

Edward Brown12 years ago
how do you die a virgin when you get over a million dollars? do you just kill over dead instantly?!

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago
i seem to be getting the same buttons as before
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