Will You Press The Button?

MelTheMelon 5 months ago

so either be a virgin or be a rich virgin?

Maharid 9 months ago

Cons already removed so no problem.

Kat3 10 years ago

Asexual laughs in the distance

Panifex 8 years ago

@Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg I thought you were just part of the spam propagated by dankmemes101—I had no idea you were an actual user

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beddie 3 years ago

sex? thats for losers

Cadavrey 3 years ago

Asexuality :3

TheodoreMiller 10 years ago

I'm asexual, and fully expect to die a virgin anyway, so no downside.

Drakon_25 5 years ago

Same lol

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

But i won't die a virgin. Adam if you read this, i"ve been fucking your gf

wang_cn last year

I mean your avatar.

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Kaleah Renee Claxton 13 years ago

Nobody dies a virgin.. cause in the end; life fucks us all!

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

Im 14 and already not a virgin. Cant pull girls tho

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Ghost_Rider 6 years ago

I ain’t sharing my millions with kids

layla0yamane 6 years ago

"asexual snuttering in the distance"

therealobama 4 years ago

i dont understand why sex is that valuable but i guess i wouldn't be born if more people thought this was worth it.

Puddledrop 8 years ago

I'm already planning to die a virgin.

Bruh_bruh_69 5 years ago

downsidddeeeeeeeee wheeeerere?

AllastroS48 10 years ago

What ever, Asian sex dolls are really realistic and it"s not sex, it"s technically masturbation

CassandraWilde 8 years ago

Asexual snickering

EmmaDeLaCruz 9 years ago

Good for asexuals

GGLewis 11 years ago

Technically, it says DIE a virgin. So I can just be a virgin in the last few milliseconds of my life.

Mike9090 9 years ago

It"s like your pet fish, You have it, mommy takes it to the "special doctor", you lost it and it"s gone forever. Except this isn't lost via your mom (Hopefully for you) but by your boy/girlfriend. And if it"s gender 3 or 4 or anything else by your toy. One... [Show full comment]

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Insane_gaming 11 years ago

I already commented in this, but I want to point out,you'll loose risk of being raped.

whywhywhyme 6 years ago

Laughs in asexual

Mr-MemeMcMan 8 years ago

Haha am gonna die a virgin anyway so thanks for the free money

The_Doberman 8 years ago

I'm fine with that. I don't like being touched muchless sexually.

Mkvii2005 10 years ago

LOOPHOLE: in my horoscope im virgin! ;)

ShyExtrovertArtist 5 years ago

You mean Virgo?

Amani Day 13 years ago

Lesbians laugh in the distance.

Lesbianh3o 6 years ago

aha.. :")

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AGUXING 11 years ago

Makes no sense... But okeh.

GinkgoBiloba 11 years ago

FUCK THE MONEY

Dakota Murphy 13 years ago

69% did not press the button...that's what it's at right now...my day is made

Adam Douglas Stpierre 13 years ago

were all a virgin of something. button didn't specify. free money

Damian Grager 13 years ago

Worth it in my opinion

devink78 11 years ago

we can still masturbate right lol

RKing 9 years ago

Masturbation , Adoption , Wealth

TheViv64 12 years ago

ASEXUAL! Muhahaha!

deth057 10 years ago

im already going to so why not make money

chaponsa 4 years ago

aceitaria claramente sou assexual

mrdavidwright2 12 years ago

HOW IS THIS A DILEMMA? Who the fuck would be proud of having a status that says "I sticked my penis into someone"? Why are so many idiots looking at losing their virginity as some kind of a reward? That's nothing to be proud of, perverts... I'm a virgin, b... [Show full comment]

AZERRRRRRRRRRRRR 11 years ago

Who needs sex when you have a planet like this?

iamsmelly123 6 years ago

lol Im never going to die a virgin

bblanco514 11 years ago

2 million only last a person 6 years

Dark_Hunter97 8 years ago

Hold on! What if a kid was reading these comments? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

iiDestructionLXIX 11 years ago

-asexual laughter-

serrato12 10 years ago

I'm already gonna die a virgin My life +$$$$$$ hell yea

Robert Forrest Dockham 13 years ago

But If I'm Already not a virgin what's the downside?

Zoologybitch 9 years ago

Well I have money and masturbation so I’m chill

ZoruaGirl19 11 years ago

A bit late

ihaveaway 10 years ago

you can't die if you buy immortality from a wizard!

jamie. last month

I don't like anyone.

flasninja24 11 years ago

So that means I doe in age or I get murdered either way that's not a downside

ShadowfangTC 10 years ago

I only pressed it for ironic purposes. I'm not a virgin. I'm happily married. So, I win money now, and only for the price of causing a paradox.

SOME RANDOM GUY 11 years ago

so!!!?!?!i do not care!!i could just adopt children!!!and i find it really disgustin!!!

TheAmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

If you listen closely you can hear the asexual laughter being carried in the wind.

PezzDSpenser 12 years ago

Mrdavidwright2... so you would condemn other human beings just because they like to feel good and do such a beautiful, blissful act? FUCK YOU you go and die a 40 year old virgin but dont make others feel bad because they arent like you, you insignificunt little twerp!

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