Will You Press The Button?

beddielast year

sex? thats for losers

Cadavreylast year

Asexuality :3

Kat39 years ago

Asexual laughs in the distance

Panifex7 years ago

@Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg I thought you were just part of the spam propagated by dankmemes101—I had no idea you were an actual user

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TheodoreMiller8 years ago

I'm asexual, and fully expect to die a virgin anyway, so no downside.

Drakon_254 years ago

Same lol

TeamKobus28 years ago

But i won't die a virgin. Adam if you read this, i"ve been fucking your gf

Idonthaveagoodusername8 years ago

are you fucking eve Jesus?

Kaleah Renee Claxton12 years ago

Nobody dies a virgin.. cause in the end; life fucks us all!

TheRealSatan3 years ago

Im 14 and already not a virgin. Cant pull girls tho

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Ghost_Rider4 years ago

I ain’t sharing my millions with kids

layla0yamane5 years ago

"asexual snuttering in the distance"

therealobama3 years ago

i dont understand why sex is that valuable but i guess i wouldn't be born if more people thought this was worth it.

Bruh_bruh_694 years ago

downsidddeeeeeeeee wheeeerere?

Puddledrop7 years ago

I'm already planning to die a virgin.

AllastroS488 years ago

What ever, Asian sex dolls are really realistic and it"s not sex, it"s technically masturbation

whywhywhyme5 years ago

Laughs in asexual

CassandraWilde7 years ago

Asexual snickering

EmmaDeLaCruz7 years ago

Good for asexuals

GGLewis9 years ago

Technically, it says DIE a virgin. So I can just be a virgin in the last few milliseconds of my life.

Mike90907 years ago

It"s like your pet fish, You have it, mommy takes it to the "special doctor", you lost it and it"s gone forever. Except this isn't lost via your mom (Hopefully for you) but by your boy/girlfriend. And if it"s gender 3 or 4 or anything else by your toy. One...[Show full comment]

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Insane_gaming10 years ago

I already commented in this, but I want to point out,you'll loose risk of being raped.

Mr-MemeMcMan7 years ago

Haha am gonna die a virgin anyway so thanks for the free money

The_Doberman7 years ago

I'm fine with that. I don't like being touched muchless sexually.

Mkvii20059 years ago

LOOPHOLE: in my horoscope im virgin! ;)

ShyExtrovertArtist4 years ago

You mean Virgo?

AGUXING10 years ago

Makes no sense... But okeh.

GinkgoBiloba10 years ago

FUCK THE MONEY

Amani Day12 years ago

Lesbians laugh in the distance.

Lesbianh3o4 years ago

aha.. :")

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Dakota Murphy12 years ago

69% did not press the button...that's what it's at right now...my day is made

Adam Douglas Stpierre12 years ago

were all a virgin of something. button didn't specify. free money

Damian Grager12 years ago

Worth it in my opinion

NightmareFrost4 years ago

Emm onaholes?

arisa_whatever10 years ago

welll even w/o the money I may still die as a virgin so...emm._.

LynnPeach8 years ago

Win-win

ThatGuyMagnum11 years ago

I could just hold on to the button. Then after I get laid hit it.

Coolgdude9979 years ago

Of course am not a man whore I can still masturbate and its worth it ill go to heaven and there I can fuck as much as I want

Jaxthejaguar8 years ago

Save the button,have sex,then press it BOOM JOKES ON YOU!!!!!!!

Matthew Doraby12 years ago

too ..... late?

codeanator gamer9 years ago

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Retarddemon135 years ago

Fleshlights. Sex dolls.

Powpuppet10 years ago

Wait... So if you have sex you become immortal?

GeeekMode9 years ago

Be potentially set for your life, maybe start a business (with a SMALL loan of a million dollars XD) *OR* Be able to have sex :/ you press that button right now.

Nephtys10 years ago

*asexuals laughing in the distance*

TigezOverAndOut9 years ago

Are they talking about sex, or something else? We dont need to be a virgin in sex but something else

Sexychara8 years ago

I dont think its a problem for me

ThatspyisaDOGE11 years ago

FUCK NO I AINT DIEING A VIRGIN

Titouan844203 years ago

the difference with this n" ma laif is the million dolar

Amiphet10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]