Will You Press The Button?

MelTheMelon 4 months ago

so either be a virgin or be a rich virgin?

Maharid 8 months ago

Cons already removed so no problem.

Kat3 10 years ago

Asexual laughs in the distance

Panifex 8 years ago

@Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg I thought you were just part of the spam propagated by dankmemes101—I had no idea you were an actual user

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beddie 3 years ago

sex? thats for losers

Cadavrey 3 years ago

Asexuality :3

TheodoreMiller 9 years ago

I'm asexual, and fully expect to die a virgin anyway, so no downside.

Drakon_25 5 years ago

Same lol

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

But i won't die a virgin. Adam if you read this, i"ve been fucking your gf

wang_cn last year

I mean your avatar.

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Kaleah Renee Claxton 13 years ago

Nobody dies a virgin.. cause in the end; life fucks us all!

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

Im 14 and already not a virgin. Cant pull girls tho

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Ghost_Rider 6 years ago

I ain’t sharing my millions with kids

layla0yamane 6 years ago

"asexual snuttering in the distance"

therealobama 4 years ago

i dont understand why sex is that valuable but i guess i wouldn't be born if more people thought this was worth it.

Puddledrop 8 years ago

I'm already planning to die a virgin.

Bruh_bruh_69 5 years ago

downsidddeeeeeeeee wheeeerere?

AllastroS48 10 years ago

What ever, Asian sex dolls are really realistic and it"s not sex, it"s technically masturbation

CassandraWilde 8 years ago

Asexual snickering

EmmaDeLaCruz 8 years ago

Good for asexuals

GGLewis 11 years ago

Technically, it says DIE a virgin. So I can just be a virgin in the last few milliseconds of my life.

Mike9090 9 years ago

It"s like your pet fish, You have it, mommy takes it to the "special doctor", you lost it and it"s gone forever. Except this isn't lost via your mom (Hopefully for you) but by your boy/girlfriend. And if it"s gender 3 or 4 or anything else by your toy. One... [Show full comment]

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Insane_gaming 11 years ago

I already commented in this, but I want to point out,you'll loose risk of being raped.

whywhywhyme 6 years ago

Laughs in asexual

Mr-MemeMcMan 8 years ago

Haha am gonna die a virgin anyway so thanks for the free money

The_Doberman 8 years ago

I'm fine with that. I don't like being touched muchless sexually.

Mkvii2005 10 years ago

LOOPHOLE: in my horoscope im virgin! ;)

ShyExtrovertArtist 5 years ago

You mean Virgo?

AGUXING 11 years ago

Makes no sense... But okeh.

Amani Day 13 years ago

Lesbians laugh in the distance.

Lesbianh3o 5 years ago

aha.. :")

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GinkgoBiloba 11 years ago

FUCK THE MONEY

Dakota Murphy 13 years ago

69% did not press the button...that's what it's at right now...my day is made

Adam Douglas Stpierre 13 years ago

were all a virgin of something. button didn't specify. free money

Damian Grager 13 years ago

Worth it in my opinion

SilverXeonic 11 years ago

Sooooooooooo... Die with no STDs?

Koelkast 11 years ago

Meh, just give me the money.

redzillla 10 years ago

What if you have already had sex

Kim Norberg 13 years ago

I'm already not a virgin so haha

Driconian 9 years ago

Might as well be up a million compared to my current situation

jarveline719 12 years ago

A little late for that but I don't necessarily need sex. I'm only demisexual.

CHAINMAIL 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

ld shadow lady fan 11 years ago

I don't wanna be a virgin do

Coolgdude997 10 years ago

Of course am not a man whore I can still masturbate and its worth it ill go to heaven and there I can fuck as much as I want

NightmareFrost 6 years ago

Emm onaholes?

arisa_whatever 11 years ago

welll even w/o the money I may still die as a virgin so...emm._.

LynnPeach 9 years ago

Win-win

ThatGuyMagnum 12 years ago

I could just hold on to the button. Then after I get laid hit it.

Retarddemon13 7 years ago

Fleshlights. Sex dolls.

Powpuppet 11 years ago

Wait... So if you have sex you become immortal?

Jaxthejaguar 10 years ago

Save the button,have sex,then press it BOOM JOKES ON YOU!!!!!!!

Matthew Doraby 13 years ago

too ..... late?

codeanator gamer 11 years ago

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

TigezOverAndOut 10 years ago

Are they talking about sex, or something else? We dont need to be a virgin in sex but something else

GeeekMode 11 years ago

Be potentially set for your life, maybe start a business (with a SMALL loan of a million dollars XD) *OR* Be able to have sex :/ you press that button right now.

Nephtys 11 years ago

*asexuals laughing in the distance*

Titouan84420 4 years ago

the difference with this n" ma laif is the million dolar

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