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You can choose any two people to live with you forever, and they do anything you tell them to.
but
No matter what you do, your lips are always chapped.
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Slyde 11 years ago
Anyone, meaning you can make fictional characters real. *rapid pressing*

x4Camii4x 8 years ago
Hell yes
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jffshw last year
Pointless post... good job...
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TheSnitch479 11 years ago
A threesome? *Presses button at light speed*

LNDIBGF 10 years ago
sick man
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Okayisnotokay 11 years ago
Get surgery for new lips, technically the new lips arent mine...

thesarehypotheticalright 9 years ago
O.o

HofeHofeHofe 10 years ago
This is so much more of a benefit. This is literally me.

Gerald Gears 13 years ago
... But my lips are always chapped anyway...

Sporlings 5 years ago
Yeah same here
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wolfenstar 11 years ago
The downside?

XxLeonKuwataxX 11 years ago
Servants go fetch me my chapstick. (Why the fuck would I care anyway?)

KingLokiOfAsgaurd 8 years ago
Um sooooo Tom Hiddleston and Tom Holland are gonna live with me? WHO GIVES A DAMN IF MY LIPS HURT??

ScuicidalSheep 9 years ago
I"d pick darth Vader and the US president

sir guy the 3d 11 years ago
what happens wen they die, will I have zombie slaves?

@horrorgeek 9 years ago
You tell them not to die. They can do whatever you tell them to.
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reasonswhy 11 years ago
people made some good points in here wished I pressed it

AutobotDeceptionAdventures 8 years ago
I don't care about chapped lips

Alioli 9 years ago
So the people hate you after a while and your stuck with them?

ERRORERROR 9 years ago
I can just ask if we can swap lips surgically.

GloriousDave 9 years ago
Noob and smoke from Mortal Kombat...

AnotherSocialReject 9 years ago
*cough* threesome *cough*

FUCKu 9 years ago
Doesnt matter had sex

Musial-Fireworks 5 years ago
Redit In a nutshell

canarycry 9 years ago
my enemies become my slaves mwah ha ha

DeadmanCrow 10 years ago
HI BILL GATES AND OPRAH

Pokeminer 10 years ago
I live with my Skele-bros Sans and Papyrus

OhTheThinksYouCanThinkSeussical1198 8 years ago
yeet
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MR_BACON 11 years ago
You would get used to your lips hurting!

Zak Perkins 11 years ago
U will use all ur money by buying chapstick

BigD1ckRex95 11 years ago
Um...Chapstick.

Iconoclasm_ 11 years ago
I'd be permanently stuck with two chumps when I'd want to be alone, and my lips would drive me insane. No upside.

JustPickOne 12 years ago
So basically you have 2 slaves, kinda cruel if you ask me.

Tamás Neparáczki 13 years ago
Being with people who does everything you ask is just not a good thing. Imagine a relationship without arguements. It's boring as hell.

xxGoldenAnimeWafflezxx 10 years ago
good

Colorfairy 6 years ago
Wait... where is the downside again? I cant find it...

TWDCarolFan 11 years ago
This... is my fetish.

alexriveraced 8 years ago
*steals chap stick from a store*

hetalia_fan 12 years ago
MUHAHAHAHA

FaolanK 9 years ago
What if someone else tries to unchap your lips?

Skeleton877 10 years ago
my lips always get chapped at the worst moments

AlmondKatKit 8 months ago
Jokes on you, my lips are already always chapped

kuros-oyaoya 5 years ago
winter makes my lips chapped

kittylover4evr 9 years ago
Hello Winchesters here is your new home

Mixmaster 8 years ago
Can they be fictional

DerpyKitten 10 years ago
Uh...That"s what I have everyday...

WBGrock 11 years ago
I chose Zone Tan and Jessica Rabbit.

QyqvYoshi 10 years ago
do my lips hurt?

Mr Musket 11 years ago
Free sex at any time mates!

maddygorgen 9 years ago
HARRY POTTER AND LUNA LOVEGOOD YES!!!! And since it doesn’t say if it has to be real or not... also my lips are always chapped so...

Jaydoggg 2 years ago
My lips are chapped 90% of the time anyway…

Aquagirl 2 years ago
Mine too...also I'm going to be happy pressing this IM GOING TO GET TO BRING BTS PARK JIMIN AND JACKSEPTICEYE TO MY HOUSE HELL YASS!!!

Nazi Pineapple 10 years ago
My lipps are always chapped.

qh1730 11 years ago
I would choose adam sandler and peter dinkalage

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
I wanna hear your further thought on this ...

JuuzouFanb0y 6 years ago
They"d love me anyways though, right?

hotaru2w 11 years ago
why would anyone not pick this lol?

A1ink2thefutur3 11 years ago
I don't even own chapstick, bitch.

PsycrowGD 9 years ago
The button has spoken. You must obey its rules if you click the button.

Pokemon girl 12 years ago
Benedict cumberbatch and Kendall schmidt :3
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