You can bed any woman, whatsoever
but
Your turds are spiky and rock hard.
I will not

GabBy910 11 years ago
What if I am a woman and not lesbian... Upside???

Hyltran 3 years ago
Just don’t press it then.
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TheGamerNerd 9 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

Nightshade101 8 years ago
*joins asexual laughter*
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Hypnokitty 11 years ago
This app is a pegi 3......WELL SOMEONE MESSED UP ON THE AGE RATING!!!

Bob5047 8 years ago
I dont feel like taking women hostage and then raping

Javongod 4 years ago
What happened if I cut my d now what

daabat5 10 years ago
For lesbians, there is no downside. However for people looking for a loophole it doesn't say how large the turd is.

WildKatGirl 10 years ago
Apparently lesbians don't shit.

TheOltsuBoy 11 years ago
Why does every girl need to ne like "im a girl so no" if you are a woman just switch woman to man.

Flameice2 9 years ago
One of those is already happening

HerdOfTurtles 9 years ago
Umm... I'm ace

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
I'm also aromantic!!!! Also I made a button that has no downside if ur aromantic: https://willyoupressthebutton.com/524213
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I'm dead now :( 10 years ago
What if I don't have sex unless I'm married because it's wrong

Awesomepeach3 4 years ago
YES!!! YES!!! THIS GUY!! AMAZING!! *claps*

Pizza0745 11 years ago
This is like a fucking 16+ game, and it's supposed to be for kids. These are the most stupid questions, I don't know why they make them.

Awesomepeach3 4 years ago
Agreed 100%.

Jar Jar Binks 12 years ago
I'm not into females.For I am heterosexual and I don't really like sex anyways.

Awesomepeach3 4 years ago
@dankmemes101 Would you stop?
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Flywolf33 10 years ago
Yeah, don't swing that way

GangsternauwL 10 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex

Midean 10 years ago
Suffering, harm, extent are not detailed, as such I"d kill the effects with some laxatives and stool softeners. Just because they are hard and spiky, does not mean they have to stay that way.

skippy and me 10 years ago
I see no down side to this on les you are a strait woman.

Hinata_Hyuuga 11 years ago
I am a girl!

kjuds 11 years ago
i am a straight woman stupid question

sssssnakeman 11 years ago
I do believe that the person who made this forgot the fact that more than one gender exists

Golden Soup Can 11 years ago
Not worth it

kade_playz 11 years ago
I'm a girl and this is weird

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago
Nah I'm married and I would prefer to not bleed every time I take a shit

kalorka8 12 years ago
Im a girl so no thank you

Aidan Austin 13 years ago
I already have painful shits, might as well make up for it by being with Jennifer Lawrence

THE FABULOS MAN 11 years ago
Lol I theres no downside of men tho xD spiky and rock hard turds are nothing

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
Lol

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
Upside???? I'm a girl and even if it said any man I'm aromantic

EleBerg 9 years ago
I'm gay

dankmemes101 9 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from a pathetic fuckwad named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punish... [Show full comment]

Odin1999 11 years ago
the hard turds can make you bleed out of your as.

Jeh247 8 years ago
Are you assuming my gender(TRIGGERED!!)

derpdeep 11 years ago
pressed a button saying no bathroom difficulties. NO DOWNSIDE FOR ME!

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
Lol

Me2910 12 years ago
I would get an operation on my butt hold so it doesn't hurt or damage it

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
Lol

Jon Chellis 13 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EdgyPotato 9 years ago
I'm gay. I don't need ladies, but I need my ass in good health... So no.

Ray Marc 11 years ago
The latter is unfortunately my reality already. Just hope the girl isnt into freaky stuff.

That_Weird_One23 10 years ago
Spiky rock hard turds turn me on soooooo much!

LokiPrettyEasyDood 9 years ago
You could legit have sex with Lady Gaga or something

NopeToSpiders 11 years ago
How spiky? How hard?

yummywetness 11 years ago
You maken me wet wink wink
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EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
Lol

HyperSeymour 10 years ago
I'm gay.

greaterfiend 11 years ago
Mine already are. No downside for me.

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that_short_person 6 years ago
tbh i want to press just to know what rock hard shit feels and looks like

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ElloThereNormies 8 years ago
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
Lol

JohnPariah 12 years ago
asexual, so no painful shit, thank you

oliviaruiz 9 years ago
I CAN NOT BE FLIPPIN LESBIAN B)
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