You can bed any woman, whatsoever
but
Your turds are spiky and rock hard.
I will not


GabBy91010 years ago
What if I am a woman and not lesbian... Upside???

Hyltran2 years ago
Just don’t press it then.
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Javongod3 years ago
What happened if I cut my d now what

TheGamerNerd8 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

Nightshade1017 years ago
*joins asexual laughter*
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Hypnokitty9 years ago
This app is a pegi 3......WELL SOMEONE MESSED UP ON THE AGE RATING!!!

Bob50477 years ago
I dont feel like taking women hostage and then raping

daabat59 years ago
For lesbians, there is no downside. However for people looking for a loophole it doesn't say how large the turd is.

WildKatGirl8 years ago
Apparently lesbians don't shit.

TheOltsuBoy9 years ago
Why does every girl need to ne like "im a girl so no" if you are a woman just switch woman to man.

Flameice2 8 years ago
One of those is already happening

HerdOfTurtles8 years ago
Umm... I'm ace

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago
I'm also aromantic!!!! Also I made a button that has no downside if ur aromantic: https://willyoupressthebutton.com/524213
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I'm dead now :(9 years ago
What if I don't have sex unless I'm married because it's wrong

Awesomepeach33 years ago
YES!!! YES!!! THIS GUY!! AMAZING!! *claps*

Pizza07459 years ago
This is like a fucking 16+ game, and it's supposed to be for kids. These are the most stupid questions, I don't know why they make them.

Awesomepeach33 years ago
Agreed 100%.

Jar Jar Binks11 years ago
I'm not into females.For I am heterosexual and I don't really like sex anyways.

Awesomepeach33 years ago
@dankmemes101 Would you stop?
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Flywolf338 years ago
Yeah, don't swing that way

GangsternauwL8 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex

Midean9 years ago
Suffering, harm, extent are not detailed, as such I"d kill the effects with some laxatives and stool softeners. Just because they are hard and spiky, does not mean they have to stay that way.

skippy and me9 years ago
I see no down side to this on les you are a strait woman.

Hinata_Hyuuga9 years ago
I am a girl!

kjuds9 years ago
i am a straight woman stupid question

sssssnakeman 9 years ago
I do believe that the person who made this forgot the fact that more than one gender exists

Golden Soup Can10 years ago
Not worth it

kade_playz10 years ago
I'm a girl and this is weird

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
Nah I'm married and I would prefer to not bleed every time I take a shit

kalorka811 years ago
Im a girl so no thank you

Aidan Austin12 years ago
I already have painful shits, might as well make up for it by being with Jennifer Lawrence

THE FABULOS MAN9 years ago
Lol I theres no downside of men tho xD spiky and rock hard turds are nothing

impossible 9 years ago
It's worth destroying My but with a spike turd

FirstNameJenkins8 years ago
No upside since I'm a gay man.

dankmemes1018 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from a pathetic fuckwad named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punish...[Show full comment]

Triggered by kids10 years ago
Some of you people are not understanding that if you were to take a dump , feces are not going to be the thing you'll be cleaning up. It is going to be the blood everywhere.

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Lol

Raquel Miller12 years ago
There need to be more questions framed in a relationship, basically all of them assume you're single. :\

EleBerg8 years ago
I gay

Soupah Mario10 years ago
I would prefer rock hard turds with spikes over mildly wet ones that are impossible to wipe without wasting an entire roll of toilet paper.

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Lol

LoopholeHacker9 years ago
I don't want that power anyway...

that one guy11 years ago
burn the turds.problem solve

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Lol

Fluffington7 years ago
What if I'm gay? Huh?

Not A Ghost9 years ago
WTF?!

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Lol

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wizardmon8 years ago
I prefer men :)

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Lol

Jake Prewitt12 years ago
Totally worth it

Bruh8 years ago
True gabby910

imliterallydead10 years ago
UGH jfc these questions i'm straight so of course not

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Lol

Wenastardesxdlast year
im a woman ._.

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
LOL bedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Lol

Carramon5 years ago
That’s how my turds feel like when I’m pushing out my poop

WayT00Many11ama59 years ago
hmm, i had a past button so i have the super ability to change the way my shits come out (consipation to "smooth-riding" as my dad calls it)

Vsninja10 years ago
eat all foods as juice or well blended smoothes, therefore I will pee more an poo much less

BlackCat227 years ago
You"re a dangerous weapon... That"s gonna start wars. And people need weapons to fight wars...
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