Will You Press The Button?

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30893 (35%) 58025 (65%)

30893 (35%) people have pressed this button, while 58025 (65%) did not.

You can be Batman

but

Never have sex with anyone ever again

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Maharidlast year

Never.

Hailie4828 years ago

*asexual laughter in the distance*

ZeEggOfAce3 years ago

hello fellow ace i thought i"d find you here

KitKatGaming018 years ago

I'm asexual...

procharleston15 years ago

i used to be asexual, now im batman

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Cakeilike9 years ago

Fuck it i'm Batman!

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

No pun intended?

SBURBIAN9 years ago

I already am batman

RGPZ7 years ago

Look up a real life batman on yt its MLG as zhit

TheAceAce7 years ago

*asexuals immediatley press button*

Carret1907 years ago

I don't sex so win win for me

rugged fungus2889 years ago

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

ShadowMarco8 years ago

Nanananananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!

JesseG8 years ago

Easy, just get blowjobs.

Hyltran4 years ago

That is sex to

Wanted Horizon9 years ago

What is up with all of these sex things?!

AshirriiIsnotsogood7 years ago

@PressTheButton!!!! Sex gay

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Matt Savage12 years ago

worth it im batman

Acun3 years ago

Say good bye to your dad and mom

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Linkrush7 years ago

Bro it doesn't matter if you have never had sex anyway. Virgins for life, am I right 👌

Sean_Fields8 years ago

Batman was always bad with women. BUT BEING BATMAN I MEAN COME ON

Slothers8 years ago

Political dillema

EdgyPotato8 years ago

My parents die, I have to risk my life for a city that doesn't give a shit, I'm a ball of neurosis and I can't fuck. No advantage.

Greatcat8 years ago

But you become BATMAN

Joey Carrell12 years ago

*breaks finger for pressing button at 210 mph

frenchan8 years ago

same

Hajira Irfan12 years ago

I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if anyone corrects me or tells me to do sumat I will say............ 'I'm Batman.'

Greatcat8 years ago

BATMAN DOES NOT WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS

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Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

I'll find a way.. because I'm motherfucking Batman.

RGPZ7 years ago

Oh shit jarjar

KANEKIKEN9 years ago

Win/Win for me

Knucklesfan8 years ago

Guess who I am..?

Greatcat8 years ago

BATMAN

usman11 years ago

Never

The_Best_Of_The_Bestlast year

I did it because if I'm Batman I can jump of buildings face first without bending my knees.

Spewkies9 years ago

Why would you want to be batman? Fuck that, I'd rather eat Doritos and watch TV.

Greatcat8 years ago

Because nothing is better than BATMAN

ReeseLaneDaily8 years ago

Im batman, life fucked me up...no pun intended.

Mariah Martin12 years ago

XD Nope.

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

I don't want to be Batman. Also, I don't press sexual buttons

Randomguy0998657 years ago

I dont like batman...

GamerForEVER9 years ago

*Screams and runs away*

router4 years ago

worth it

AishaniAishani9 years ago

i agree with this does anyone else?

RealHuman10 years ago

Yeah! I'm asexual so I can be batman and be awesome and never regret a thing!!!!

kaali the baby9 years ago

No shit u can wach it if you know what i mean ;-)

plottwist5610 years ago

not 'anyone', thats individual, singular, have sex with 8 people at once, therefore plural

AceCat40009 months ago

i don't care about the downside, i just don't want to have the responsibility of being Batman.

Darth Cupcake9 years ago

I'm Batman. Done. Besides, I've never had sex anyways...

Jesusgavemeaids7 years ago

...again, whelp that means I can have it at least once

keatonfouch9 years ago

No sex is love sex is life sex is fucking great well how the hell shou d I know I'm 11

ItsSquark3 years ago

Guys you get to be billionaire, have your own family manor, a butler, tons of fans, a successful company and you get to pass NNN.

I am batman9 years ago

I am already batman

fishshark7 years ago

I'm batman

TacoNightFury9 years ago

*Asexual Laughter*

DerpyKitten8 years ago

I"M COMING FOR YOU BUTTON

Danielle Christian12 years ago

I'd do it.

SlimeyCat8 years ago

I don't do sex so what is the downside

Gavin10 years ago

I love batman

Nepeta9 years ago

*asexual laughter* LATER *batman laughter*

Jason Dittmann12 years ago

I would but if it was Nightwing I would do it instantly (not Damien Wayne I mean Dick Grayson)

SmortMobius4 years ago

My cock needs ass and vag

TECHNOSCREECH9 years ago

...but i'm batman...who cares about sex when you're baman?

Lonemaster9 years ago

catwoman.

Exotic10 years ago

I don't even like Batman xD

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