Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

31518 (35%) 59235 (65%)

31518 (35%) people have pressed this button, while 59235 (65%) did not.

You can be Batman

but

Never have sex with anyone ever again

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Maharid 3 years ago

Never.

Hailie482 9 years ago

*asexual laughter in the distance*

ZeEggOfAce 4 years ago

hello fellow ace i thought i"d find you here

KitKatGaming01 9 years ago

I'm asexual...

procharleston1 6 years ago

i used to be asexual, now im batman

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Cakeilike 11 years ago

Fuck it i'm Batman!

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

No pun intended?

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

I already am batman

RGPZ 8 years ago

Look up a real life batman on yt its MLG as zhit

TheAceAce 9 years ago

*asexuals immediatley press button*

Carret190 9 years ago

I don't sex so win win for me

rugged fungus288 11 years ago

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

ShadowMarco 9 years ago

Nanananananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!

JesseG 9 years ago

Easy, just get blowjobs.

Hyltran 5 years ago

That is sex to

Matt Savage 13 years ago

worth it im batman

Acun 4 years ago

Say good bye to your dad and mom

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Wanted Horizon 11 years ago

What is up with all of these sex things?!

AshirriiIsnotsogood 8 years ago

@PressTheButton!!!! Sex gay

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Linkrush 8 years ago

Bro it doesn't matter if you have never had sex anyway. Virgins for life, am I right 👌

Sean_Fields 9 years ago

Batman was always bad with women. BUT BEING BATMAN I MEAN COME ON

Slothers 9 years ago

Political dillema

EdgyPotato 9 years ago

My parents die, I have to risk my life for a city that doesn't give a shit, I'm a ball of neurosis and I can't fuck. No advantage.

Greatcat 9 years ago

But you become BATMAN

Joey Carrell 13 years ago

*breaks finger for pressing button at 210 mph

frenchan 9 years ago

same

Hajira Irfan 13 years ago

I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if anyone corrects me or tells me to do sumat I will say............ 'I'm Batman.'

Greatcat 9 years ago

BATMAN DOES NOT WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS

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Hella_Rose24 11 years ago

If I'm rich I can get surgery to remove the fat, fix my legs and get rid of the thing that's making we get blubbery

JazzimoX 9 years ago

Done, I am now Batman

saphira883 11 years ago

Being asexual has never been so good.

brooooo_56 10 years ago

Poor Dean

Crazy_cr33p3r 8 years ago

Batman has a tonne of sex tho so...

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

Joke's on you. I don't like the idea of sex anyways. I'm not asexual, but I don't like people touching me

ItsSquark 4 years ago

Robin, what is “child support”?

MrsMathers 11 years ago

Why does it say again like I have before lol

RageMaster|YT 11 years ago

Hey batmen need loving 2 ok treat dem like pepoes

PercyJackson 10 years ago

theres probably a bat-gadget for that......... (also, butt-stuff doesnt count)

Buchi 11 years ago

Iwnna have kids

Cakeilike 11 years ago

You can always adopt.

AndrijaFuncyman 11 years ago

I hate batman

ChocolateLover2016 10 years ago

i do not wanna be batman and idc about having babies i want to adopt :/

Greatcat 9 years ago

You should want to be BATMAN. If you don't you clearly don't know BATMAN

Urbina Urbina 13 years ago

NananananananaBatman!

Fishcat235 5 years ago

Virginity is cool.

LonnieAP 9 years ago

I'm Ace

gabeball 11 years ago

@&#& no I love sex

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

I get to have powers AND sustane my assexuality?Yep,pressed

procharleston1 6 years ago

me an asexual *laughing maniacally*

ShineR 11 years ago

Batman=Pressing the button Sex=STD

Brendan Rice 11 years ago

true=normally. false=condom

Darklan 11 years ago

Fuck you batman

Greatcat 9 years ago

Do you need to go to Arkham Asylum? He"s fucking BATMAN!

faandomtrash 9 years ago

well i am aroace.....

SalomeGog 11 years ago

No dilema for asexual... :3

Winter64 10 years ago

bitch i"m batman

Superwholock139 12 years ago

Screw having a relationship. Be batman

StormTDR 9 years ago

I hate Batman...

Ronnoc527 11 years ago

No upside.

claire8620 10 years ago

why would I want to be batman??

Greatcat 9 years ago

Because nobody is cooler than BATMAN

Destiny Clem 13 years ago

I like Captain America more...

ItsSquark 4 years ago

Easiest decision of my life robin. Besides this is a win-win

Jayrod 11 years ago

Really anyone can be Batman if they become very rich wich I am from previous buttons

Mlp Kawaii zecora renegade 10 years ago

I don't like Batman, only Harley Quinn and poison ivy

Greatcat 9 years ago

Those are BATMAN ENEMIES. You must like BATMAN.

Charles Breece 13 years ago

My Batman side can't have sex. No one ever said anything about my Bruce Wayne side.

Cakeilike 11 years ago

True.

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