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31494 (35%) people have pressed this button, while 59202 (65%) did not.
You can be Batman
but
Never have sex with anyone ever again
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Maharid 2 years ago
Never.

Hailie482 9 years ago
*asexual laughter in the distance*

ZeEggOfAce 4 years ago
hello fellow ace i thought i"d find you here

KitKatGaming01 9 years ago
I'm asexual...

procharleston1 6 years ago
i used to be asexual, now im batman
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Cakeilike 11 years ago
Fuck it i'm Batman!

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago
No pun intended?

SBURBIAN 11 years ago
I already am batman

RGPZ 8 years ago
Look up a real life batman on yt its MLG as zhit

TheAceAce 8 years ago
*asexuals immediatley press button*

Carret190 9 years ago
I don't sex so win win for me

rugged fungus288 11 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

ShadowMarco 9 years ago
Nanananananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!

JesseG 9 years ago
Easy, just get blowjobs.

Hyltran 5 years ago
That is sex to

Matt Savage 13 years ago
worth it im batman

Acun 4 years ago
Say good bye to your dad and mom
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Wanted Horizon 11 years ago
What is up with all of these sex things?!

AshirriiIsnotsogood 8 years ago
@PressTheButton!!!! Sex gay
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Linkrush 8 years ago
Bro it doesn't matter if you have never had sex anyway. Virgins for life, am I right 👌

Sean_Fields 9 years ago
Batman was always bad with women. BUT BEING BATMAN I MEAN COME ON

Slothers 9 years ago
Political dillema

EdgyPotato 9 years ago
My parents die, I have to risk my life for a city that doesn't give a shit, I'm a ball of neurosis and I can't fuck. No advantage.

Greatcat 9 years ago
But you become BATMAN

Joey Carrell 13 years ago
*breaks finger for pressing button at 210 mph

frenchan 9 years ago
same

Hajira Irfan 13 years ago
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if anyone corrects me or tells me to do sumat I will say............ 'I'm Batman.'

Greatcat 9 years ago
BATMAN DOES NOT WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS
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doGrednuhT 11 years ago
What's a sex?

Brendan Rice 11 years ago
Avaden hes too young. you see doGrenuht sex is another word for gender
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limegreenhulk 9 years ago
Doesnt matter im BATMAN!

Exotic 11 years ago
I don't even like Batman xD

GamingSimon 10 years ago
I got internet. + Im batman. worth

MVZ4 6 years ago
Worth it.

Nova_ten 10 years ago
bat dilldos!

9nightwing9 12 years ago
*Slam the button 100 times*

GyattlerRizz331 3 years ago
No sex no thanks

Phoenixianking 10 years ago
But batman fucks catwoman, poison ivy, and harley.

KANEKIKEN 11 years ago
Win/Win for me

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
cuddles>segs

Princessofgame 11 years ago
I preffer not became batman and be happy

Greatcat 9 years ago
But he"s BATMAN

Executionrs 9 years ago
Then how do you have kids

Kkiserlol 11 years ago
Nope sorry ill stick to my normal self

DragonArmy 10 years ago
I can beat superman so meh worth it

Anthony Robinson 13 years ago
horses anyone?

ShannonMD34212 9 years ago
IDC i get to be batman

Jellybean240 11 years ago
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Kat3 10 years ago
I'd just go for the never have sex bit, tbh.

Markallenzeref Ichigonaruto Kurosaki Jaeger 13 years ago
worth it i can be a hero

TheTwisterOfQuestions 6 years ago
IM BATMAN

Brendan Rice 11 years ago
I haven't had sex yet and i have been batman(for halloween when i was 8)so fuck it i want sex.

brooooo_56 10 years ago
Poor Dean

Crazy_cr33p3r 8 years ago
Batman has a tonne of sex tho so...

Hella_Rose24 11 years ago
If I'm rich I can get surgery to remove the fat, fix my legs and get rid of the thing that's making we get blubbery

JazzimoX 9 years ago
Done, I am now Batman

saphira883 11 years ago
Being asexual has never been so good.

RageMaster|YT 11 years ago
Hey batmen need loving 2 ok treat dem like pepoes

PercyJackson 10 years ago
theres probably a bat-gadget for that......... (also, butt-stuff doesnt count)

Dayna Morris 13 years ago
Joke's on you. I don't like the idea of sex anyways. I'm not asexual, but I don't like people touching me

ItsSquark 4 years ago
Robin, what is “child support”?

MrsMathers 11 years ago
Why does it say again like I have before lol

ChocolateLover2016 10 years ago
i do not wanna be batman and idc about having babies i want to adopt :/

Greatcat 9 years ago
You should want to be BATMAN. If you don't you clearly don't know BATMAN
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