Will You Press The Button?

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31495 (35%) 59202 (65%)

31495 (35%) people have pressed this button, while 59202 (65%) did not.

You can be Batman

but

Never have sex with anyone ever again

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Maharid 2 years ago

Never.

Hailie482 9 years ago

*asexual laughter in the distance*

ZeEggOfAce 4 years ago

hello fellow ace i thought i"d find you here

KitKatGaming01 9 years ago

I'm asexual...

procharleston1 6 years ago

i used to be asexual, now im batman

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Cakeilike 11 years ago

Fuck it i'm Batman!

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

No pun intended?

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

I already am batman

RGPZ 8 years ago

Look up a real life batman on yt its MLG as zhit

TheAceAce 8 years ago

*asexuals immediatley press button*

Carret190 9 years ago

I don't sex so win win for me

rugged fungus288 11 years ago

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

ShadowMarco 9 years ago

Nanananananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!

JesseG 9 years ago

Easy, just get blowjobs.

Hyltran 5 years ago

That is sex to

Matt Savage 13 years ago

worth it im batman

Acun 4 years ago

Say good bye to your dad and mom

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Wanted Horizon 11 years ago

What is up with all of these sex things?!

AshirriiIsnotsogood 8 years ago

@PressTheButton!!!! Sex gay

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Linkrush 8 years ago

Bro it doesn't matter if you have never had sex anyway. Virgins for life, am I right 👌

Sean_Fields 9 years ago

Batman was always bad with women. BUT BEING BATMAN I MEAN COME ON

Slothers 9 years ago

Political dillema

EdgyPotato 9 years ago

My parents die, I have to risk my life for a city that doesn't give a shit, I'm a ball of neurosis and I can't fuck. No advantage.

Greatcat 9 years ago

But you become BATMAN

Joey Carrell 13 years ago

*breaks finger for pressing button at 210 mph

frenchan 9 years ago

same

Hajira Irfan 13 years ago

I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if anyone corrects me or tells me to do sumat I will say............ 'I'm Batman.'

Greatcat 9 years ago

BATMAN DOES NOT WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS

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josh.manning 10 years ago

isn't this batman's life anyway?

Catherine Richmond 13 years ago

IM BATMAN BITCHES NANANANANANANANANANANAN!!!!!! BAT-FUCKING-MAN!

kindParodox 5 years ago

It Didn't say batman couldn't have sex

i'mme 11 years ago

But I am Batman

mariacarolin4 11 years ago

who need sex when you are BATMANNNNN

Sgsb 6 years ago

Then you ain't fucking Batman

Nick_bulgar 11 years ago

batman sucks

Kingdom_hearts3_please_come_out 11 years ago

U suk scrub

Allie54321 9 years ago

I would be Bat girl

Mind_Blown 11 years ago

Batman is awesome. Sex is gross and I don't want random people touching me. Now off to my Bat cave!

dark_wolf1994 10 years ago

Who needs sex? Being single is way more comfortable

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

I know right?Better,you're free to make your own possibly immature choices.Free life YAY

Knucklesfan 10 years ago

Guess who I am..?

Greatcat 9 years ago

BATMAN

usman 12 years ago

Never

The_Best_Of_The_Best 3 years ago

I did it because if I'm Batman I can jump of buildings face first without bending my knees.

Spewkies 10 years ago

Why would you want to be batman? Fuck that, I'd rather eat Doritos and watch TV.

Greatcat 9 years ago

Because nothing is better than BATMAN

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago

I'll find a way.. because I'm motherfucking Batman.

RGPZ 8 years ago

Oh shit jarjar

KANEKIKEN 11 years ago

Win/Win for me

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

I don't want to be Batman. Also, I don't press sexual buttons

Randomguy099865 9 years ago

I dont like batman...

GamerForEVER 11 years ago

*Screams and runs away*

ReeseLaneDaily 10 years ago

Im batman, life fucked me up...no pun intended.

Mariah Martin 13 years ago

XD Nope.

RealHuman 11 years ago

Yeah! I'm asexual so I can be batman and be awesome and never regret a thing!!!!

kaali the baby 10 years ago

No shit u can wach it if you know what i mean ;-)

router 6 years ago

worth it

AishaniAishani 11 years ago

i agree with this does anyone else?

AceCat4000 2 years ago

i don't care about the downside, i just don't want to have the responsibility of being Batman.

Darth Cupcake 10 years ago

I'm Batman. Done. Besides, I've never had sex anyways...

Jesusgavemeaids 8 years ago

...again, whelp that means I can have it at least once

keatonfouch 11 years ago

No sex is love sex is life sex is fucking great well how the hell shou d I know I'm 11

plottwist56 11 years ago

not 'anyone', thats individual, singular, have sex with 8 people at once, therefore plural

fishshark 9 years ago

I'm batman

TacoNightFury 11 years ago

*Asexual Laughter*

DerpyKitten 10 years ago

I"M COMING FOR YOU BUTTON

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