Will You Press The Button?

KittykatKara101 11 years ago

My butlers would be demons and they would protect me from the hitman

The_muff1n_man 3 years ago

Is your butlers Alfred?

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Vag1101 11 years ago

He said trying to kill you, he didn't say the hit man will actually kill me

Oodle Snort 11 years ago

Oh yeah! He can only TRY, But that does not mean we will succeed.

Zacary 10 years ago

Hire deadpool to kill hitman, I win bitches

Laparas 10 years ago

Hahaha checkmate buddy

lolmybutt 11 years ago

Buy the death note

Avery-The-Meme-Lord 5 years ago

Bribe Ryuk with apples to kill the hitman after

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LordDoge 8 years ago

Y’all what if it’s agent 47

NiamhRussell 8 years ago

call deadpool to kill hin

Nick Talucci 13 years ago

Hire a private detective to find the hitman, then hire another hitman to kill the first one

slhammer 4 years ago

yes and also hire a hitman to find other hitmen trying to kill you

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Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Buy a death note and hire doom as a bodyguard

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

They are max security scp guards and saitama as my bodyguards

G3nius_mlg 9 years ago

There"s something called the police

WBGrock 10 years ago

Who wants to live forever? Use positipn to break corporate greed. They prolly sent the hitman. Also keep eye out for bald men with barcodes.

Oblivion__ 9 years ago

And check closets and garbage cans for bodies, that"s how you know it"s bad

IamAlwaysRight 10 years ago

you had me at maids dtf

PotatoShredder 10 years ago

Hitmans always kill their target Fuck

ChoiceMaster101 10 years ago

If you die, at least u f**ked up all the biggest companies in the world before u left XD

Catodog_thor 8 years ago

First change: the hit man industry, they don't want to kill me

Vahanian 8 years ago

I'm Artemis Fowl he can't touch me

Lzke 8 years ago

Find out who hired the hitman and hire a hitman to kill them. Then the hitman won't revieve their payment and thus won't complete their job

NHLic 8 years ago

Then I'll enjoy every seconds.

ChaseAntoni 9 years ago

911

YanChan 9 years ago

Senpai I know your here LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cody Field 13 years ago

does DTF mean down to fuck?

supahslayah 10 years ago

@Eli T Too soon.

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Rachael Snider 13 years ago

My security team keeps me safe and would take care of the hit man. I see no downside.

acctocorrectu 9 years ago

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Jake Platt 13 years ago

Just hire someone to do it for you

gahmora 10 years ago

Haha just pay the hitman to not kill you

ThatOneGuy576 8 years ago

I would pay the Hitman off, then I would pay him to train me cause being a Hitman would be pretty fucking awesome

realpackiewolf 11 years ago

I never, and never ever will risk anything. (Well, most of the time)

joman6977 9 years ago

money does not equal eternal happiness, it would eventually run out.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Actually money can buy happiness...by the hour that is.

Seagrave 12 years ago

carpe diem

emboyi 8 years ago

just kill the hitman

ShioKatamariTeacup 11 years ago

I HAVE A GODD@MN SECURITY TEAM. EFF THE HITMAN!

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 9 months ago

...The last time someone thought they were safe, IMP showed up. Still, yes

kidsheldon 11 years ago

Hidden security FTW!

saraisnotonfire 10 years ago

Idgaf

Vortron 4 years ago

Just because dont HAVE the Intel doesn't mean I can't get it.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 11 years ago

Hire hitmen to kill him and his employer

vert343 9 years ago

I"d just do a tony stark and become iron man

DragonDust 11 years ago

I'm cured of cancer. Thats great news doc now I just have to tell my kids and *gets grabbed and pulled out of window*

Memeteam 6 years ago

So you"re basically JFK? Yeah I'll pass.

Keriko 11 years ago

I like this though I'd probably living in constant fear oh well!

Rhinorulz 9 years ago

Hire the Hitman to hit himself

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