Will You Press The Button?

KittykatKara101 11 years ago

My butlers would be demons and they would protect me from the hitman

The_muff1n_man 3 years ago

Is your butlers Alfred?

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Vag1101 11 years ago

He said trying to kill you, he didn't say the hit man will actually kill me

Oodle Snort 11 years ago

Oh yeah! He can only TRY, But that does not mean we will succeed.

Zacary 10 years ago

Hire deadpool to kill hitman, I win bitches

Laparas 10 years ago

Hahaha checkmate buddy

lolmybutt 11 years ago

Buy the death note

Avery-The-Meme-Lord 5 years ago

Bribe Ryuk with apples to kill the hitman after

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LordDoge 8 years ago

Y’all what if it’s agent 47

NiamhRussell 8 years ago

call deadpool to kill hin

Nick Talucci 13 years ago

Hire a private detective to find the hitman, then hire another hitman to kill the first one

slhammer 4 years ago

yes and also hire a hitman to find other hitmen trying to kill you

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Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Buy a death note and hire doom as a bodyguard

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

They are max security scp guards and saitama as my bodyguards

G3nius_mlg 9 years ago

There"s something called the police

WBGrock 10 years ago

Who wants to live forever? Use positipn to break corporate greed. They prolly sent the hitman. Also keep eye out for bald men with barcodes.

Oblivion__ 10 years ago

And check closets and garbage cans for bodies, that"s how you know it"s bad

IamAlwaysRight 10 years ago

you had me at maids dtf

PotatoShredder 10 years ago

Hitmans always kill their target Fuck

ChoiceMaster101 10 years ago

If you die, at least u f**ked up all the biggest companies in the world before u left XD

Catodog_thor 8 years ago

First change: the hit man industry, they don't want to kill me

Vahanian 8 years ago

I'm Artemis Fowl he can't touch me

Lzke 8 years ago

Find out who hired the hitman and hire a hitman to kill them. Then the hitman won't revieve their payment and thus won't complete their job

NHLic 9 years ago

Then I'll enjoy every seconds.

ChaseAntoni 9 years ago

911

YanChan 9 years ago

Senpai I know your here LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cody Field 13 years ago

does DTF mean down to fuck?

supahslayah 11 years ago

@Eli T Too soon.

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Rachael Snider 13 years ago

My security team keeps me safe and would take care of the hit man. I see no downside.

acctocorrectu 9 years ago

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Jake Platt 13 years ago

Just hire someone to do it for you

Volts 11 years ago

Why don't I just have somebody try to find him,and stop him?

AidanKruger 8 years ago

Just make an iron man suit can’t kill you now

TacoTech239 11 years ago

I'm fine the way I'm livin

Thebeaver840 10 years ago

Pay hitman a millon dollars to kill who hired him

Gian Paredes 13 years ago

i hire Chuck Norris.

limepaint 9 years ago

it says YOU don't have any useful information

McDragon_ 11 years ago

I WILL NOT read all that text so i just pressed no...

skidmark634 10 years ago

You inherit several million dollars, a cushy mansion complete with maids and butlers (optional: they"re DTF) and you get to effectively make one major decision in any industry you like once a month. There is a hidden security team keeping watch over you at... [Show full comment]

Steven Swedelson 13 years ago

DTF?

Oblivion__ 10 years ago

Down to fuck

AsuraShun 4 years ago

just because he"s trying to find that opportinity, it doesn" mean he'll take it

mari_amor 11 years ago

i press the button , im gonna die anyway

Tap9The9Toaster 10 years ago

The butler is sebby den and sebby has the ability to do stuff like find this guy because it's anime. Not only is s3bby h4wt but g00d butler

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Hire doomguy as a bodyguard and buy the death note

Poopbutt6969 11 years ago

Dude whatever #thuglyfe

smsff7 11 years ago

Keep my guards close and try to find the person trying to kill me...and enjoy life

Ronnoc527 11 years ago

Industry Sex. Security team of 1,000s keep me safe from far away.

kittylover4evr 9 years ago

Hire all of the CIA to find hitman and kill the hitman

Ivan2006 12 years ago

You don't have information on the hitman, but you can still find out that information.

SansTheSkeleto 11 years ago

Too Long. Didn't Read :P

Zacattac 10 years ago

just pay off the hitman and live off of interest from your other millions of dollars

Bart Jansen 13 years ago

I might not know about him, but im sure some company fuckin' does

-_-km last year

雇佣无数的杀手去干掉他，杀手是最了解杀手的。

IiOmQVicky 9 years ago

Still worth it. You can seriously just get bullet proof stuff cause your dat rich ass. Plus, the bodyguards. And you can order stuff online....

simplydumb 11 years ago

There is a security team watching u ugh this is dumb!

ButtonFucker69 5 years ago

Seduce the hit man.

Asraaw 11 years ago

I like to live dangerously

Smart-as-Fuck 9 years ago

So this means I'm batman but with people that watch my back?

Tman105 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

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