Everyone wants to go on a date with you
but
Anyone you say no to dies
I will not


Electromagnetalast year
49% PEOPLE SAID YES ?

Arotrace11 months ago
GENOCIDE, but actually, no

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Time to kill Justin Bieber.

le_little_amout_of_trolling2 years ago
from all the comments who talk about killing justin bieber we can have a genocide of justin bieber
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bouncingdonutz8 years ago
Say no to ur enemies, say nay to people you don't wanna go out with but you dont mind, say yes to your crush

Electromagnetalast year
You cat :3
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Ckelers2 years ago
Я заставлю возможно полгорода вымереть. СТОП! это распространяется на родственников и мужчин?! Не надо, не надо

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
Just say yes and never go HA GOTCHA BITCH

Hollowcatlast year
Oh my god

James Drury12 years ago
say NEIN and they won't die

Constipation2 years ago
James green eggs and ham
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Yukitai4 years ago
100 kanojo right there (harem manga), lmao

Yukitai4 years ago
If Rentarou declines, the candidate dies

DiamondTieYT8 years ago
Say Na thanks and they won't die

Yourgesflergen8 years ago
Your the first person to like my comment

JosieM909 years ago
I KNOW SAY MAYBE! then marrie all of them! problem solved

someoneasking7 years ago
Go on a five second date and then move on or better yet notify everyone of this prior or better yet stand next to pedophiles and kill tjem

someoneasking7 years ago
*them

C8 years ago
"Everyone", this could be a nightmare. Billions of people wanting to go on a candlelit dinner with you

Spiderp8 years ago
So I just strut my stuff in front of my worst enemy till they ask me out; and then reject them.

JH8 years ago
EVERYONE? I'll bet there are lots of crazy people out there who wouldn't take kindly to being rejected or even seeing me with another person if they wanted to go out with me.

Yukitai4 years ago
Yandere? Yandere, bet

Rolland Bell12 years ago
say yes to everyone, you don't actually have to go on the dates.

Manonn8 years ago
Omg yah
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Gamity7 years ago
Ok Siri, Next Justin Bieber concert time and location pls?

HerdOfTurtles7 years ago
I say no to everyone... so... kill alot of people?

MustardChips8 years ago
Don't say no, shake your head... Or, if you don't respond no one will ever know what your response is

C8 years ago
If someone I don't want comes up to me:🖕

Yourgesflergen8 years ago
Just say nope because it"s not the word no.

Yaboiiii8 years ago
Say yeah but never go

Chiara Searle12 years ago
Then I won't say no, I'll say "I'd rather not." or "Sorry, not happening." or something similar. Or I won't say anything at all and just run.

C8 years ago
Or just slap them
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Drag_0nshy9 years ago
Say yes and when you date them say the date did'nt work out

Bryan Foley12 years ago
Control over life and death. Well, I don't have to do anything on these dates anyway so cool?

deathmachine500027 years ago
Maybe I will go on a date with you.

Little Snowflake 9 years ago
Just shaking my head or something.

Ena778 years ago
Just walk away

Mranimegamer1019 years ago
no downside

GreenStarcobrony7 years ago
If you have abilities like these ...You will be dead where you stand,cuz they’re just so scary!It is like two superpowers.I m sure that FBI will deal with it.

akeenan2009 years ago
Just say nah or something similar

Mythical_Matt8 years ago
No upside!

Elliot Sternberg10 years ago
Win/Win again?

SalmonTomcat718last year
say yes but dont go LOOPHOLE

Dave7769 years ago
Say nah

Vexa128 years ago
just lie

Honey10 years ago
Where'e the downside?

Terabyte3 years ago
Oh god imagine your family wanting to go out on a date with you. Heck no.

TheDRXD9 years ago
id be okay with this

OscarNechvoglod7 years ago
say nuh-uh

Aster9 years ago
You don't have to say no. You can say, "Alright, you're number 379 in line. Just to warn you, dates are subject to my availability, and I will only date the next person in line when I break up with the person before them."

MVZ44 years ago
No thanks

hilljoy339 years ago
So get rid of the ugly ones and men and say yes to every hot chick and have fun

Panifex8 years ago
Yes or maybe

SunriseCreeper9 years ago
What the author meant is if you REJECT them, they'll die, but guess what, it's worth it!

MichaelEND9 years ago
I can use this like a weapon...

Ashton Condrey12 years ago
just say maybe next time that way ur not really saying no or yes

Alwy8 years ago
Then they won't have to be sad you turned them down so basically winwin

Occult_Nightingale9 years ago
Time to butter up the "I'm busy right, but we can do it later!"

1doublett6 months ago
just say "maybe later"

sonicj019 years ago
say i dont want to then you arent saying no and just get donald trump to ask you on a date or the leader of isis and say no
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