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You become the world's fastest sprinter
but
you waddle like a duck when running
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pwnyboi10 years ago
They said i could be anything...so I became a human penguin that runs faster than a cheetah.

Nacho Supreme 9 years ago
Tooootaaaaaaly
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Superdude32668 years ago
ANNND THERE GOES THE WADDLER,LOOK AT HIM GO!FASTER WADDLER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD FOLKS

Thjmze 8 years ago
Flash: I am The Flash Me:I am the duck waddle guy! Flash: Let"s race *duck waddle guy wins

MasterGamer219 years ago
The first duck walking person to be faster than husain bolt now thats a real achievment right there

Yolo6645 9 years ago
Fastest duck waddler in the world

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
I can just see the memes already...

Intellectual Donkey9 years ago
That would be awesome.

Corina Rose12 years ago
#noshame

Pacothetaco028 years ago
Q U A K
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Zacattac8 years ago
reporter "so why dont you run like a normal human being if it might make you run even faster?" me "ummmmm i pressed a button and it says i cant" another situation. getting mugged. run away from mugger like a duck he cant chase you because he"d probably be too busy laughing

TheLaughingCoffin8 years ago
Theres a diffrence between sprinting and running so just sprint instead of run or be the worlds most fab penguin

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago
I mean I'm the fastest though, right? Just means everyone else will attempt to waddle to go faster. It'll be quite funny

Charlieis2swag8 years ago
#ComedyIs the key Ladz

MARABOUakaJesus8 years ago
But if I'm faster than The Flash, then no one will ever see me while I'm running...

Wolfie Jade12 years ago
And fabulously waddle, I shall.

Panic!atmychemicalfallout10 years ago
To fabulous for this world anyways *Snaps in z formation*

superninja448897 years ago
The thought of waddle sprinting past the worlds fasted sprinters and saying "You"re too slow!" Passing them. .. heck yeah

DavidVanWell8 years ago
Who cares if I waddle? If I'm the world"s fastest sprinter, I would get Olympic gold medals and then become rich from endorsements

Citrine8 years ago
Just sprint EVERTWHERE.

Citrine8 years ago
*EVERYWHERE

Sajan8 years ago
Finally, a use for my Olympic duck suit

GalaxyDragons8 years ago
I'm gonna dress as a panda too

Drundor8 years ago
Hell yeah I push that button, I get to run faster than Usain Bolt, and I will run normally.

SPARTA9 years ago
*frantically slams button*

Shadownin1009 years ago
#shameless

QueasyCarrot9 years ago
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Ask Brynjar Bruun Sejersted12 years ago
i would be the cutest motherfucker on earth

FlatsTheFlounder8 years ago
Don't fuck my mother! :D

Bon_Bon6669 years ago
#duck4life

duckdragon9 years ago
don't care you laugh at me well your a idiot i ram into you at full speed don't care if i look stupid

THE JEFFMAN9 years ago
So I'm Aflac?

Gabriel Aranda12 years ago
and he waddled away, waddle waddle

Bashkash9 years ago
Do you have any grapes?

Seth694209 years ago
Why wouldn't you press it? #noshame

lizard73857 years ago
i honestly don’t see a downside

KatJordan20019 years ago
I can imagine someone making fun of me for this, and I would just say "Quack Quack Motherfucker" and speed away!!!!

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
Screw sprinting, long distance is way better

Kaioto10 years ago
*imagines the animation of daffy dusk running* yup *slams button*

CoolKidzGamin7 years ago
NO ONE CAN SEE IT CUZ I AM FAST

Steampunkwarrior9 years ago
Well I usaly waddle wen I run anyways besides I wont run I sprint its diffrent

BradleyNowellIckes8 years ago
can you quack like a duck

Russian10 years ago
So you get rich, and just walk ur whole life

Danker Dolan9 years ago
so i can waddle really fast from danger? hell yeah

PhandomLuvsUrMum10 years ago
but if u waddle u wont be fast.... what even is this

Somerandomfaggot11 years ago
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LandoStar25last year
That's just funny

Hi... bye...9 years ago
I wanted to be a duck

emmaa8 years ago
yes

Xx_Bill Cipher_xX9 years ago
we'll be going so fast they wont notice were waddling

Sawyer Keeneth12 years ago
simple.. because I'm so fast I would look like I'm sliding or quickly walking

Dreadshot20195 years ago
I do this anyway

Miku=my love9 years ago
Your like sonic

bluejay10 years ago
the most funniest vine EVER!!!

Savannahgotskillz7 years ago
Welp let’s just turn into a duck and challenge one to a race then you wouldn’t feel weird cuz the duck would waddle too. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

Cats Will Dominate9 years ago
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha... NO.
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