reporter "so why dont you run like a normal human being if it might make you run even faster?" me "ummmmm i pressed a button and it says i cant"
another situation. getting mugged. run away from mugger like a duck he cant chase you because he"d probably be too busy laughing
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TheLaughingCoffin8 years ago
Theres a diffrence between sprinting and running so just sprint instead of run or be the worlds most fab penguin
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TheRadiantDehd8 years ago
I mean I'm the fastest though, right? Just means everyone else will attempt to waddle to go faster. It'll be quite funny
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Charlieis2swag8 years ago
#ComedyIs the key Ladz
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MARABOUakaJesus8 years ago
But if I'm faster than The Flash, then no one will ever see me while I'm running...
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Wolfie Jade12 years ago
And fabulously waddle, I shall.
Panic!atmychemicalfallout10 years ago
To fabulous for this world anyways *Snaps in z formation*
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superninja448897 years ago
The thought of waddle sprinting past the worlds fasted sprinters and saying "You"re too slow!" Passing them. .. heck yeah
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DavidVanWell8 years ago
Who cares if I waddle? If I'm the world"s fastest sprinter, I would get Olympic gold medals and then become rich from endorsements
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Citrine8 years ago
Just sprint EVERTWHERE.
Citrine8 years ago
*EVERYWHERE
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Sajan8 years ago
Finally, a use for my Olympic duck suit
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GalaxyDragons8 years ago
I'm gonna dress as a panda too
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Drundor8 years ago
Hell yeah I push that button, I get to run faster than Usain Bolt, and I will run normally.
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SPARTA9 years ago
*frantically slams button*
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Shadownin1009 years ago
#shameless
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QueasyCarrot9 years ago
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Ask Brynjar Bruun Sejersted12 years ago
i would be the cutest motherfucker on earth
FlatsTheFlounder8 years ago
Don't fuck my mother! :D
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Bon_Bon6669 years ago
#duck4life
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duckdragon9 years ago
don't care you laugh at me well your a idiot i ram into you at full speed don't care if i look stupid
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THE JEFFMAN9 years ago
So I'm Aflac?
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Gabriel Aranda12 years ago
and he waddled away, waddle waddle
Bashkash9 years ago
Do you have any grapes?
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Seth694209 years ago
Why wouldn't you press it? #noshame
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lizard73857 years ago
i honestly don’t see a downside
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KatJordan20019 years ago
I can imagine someone making fun of me for this, and I would just say "Quack Quack Motherfucker" and speed away!!!!
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PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
Screw sprinting, long distance is way better
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Kaioto10 years ago
*imagines the animation of daffy dusk running* yup *slams button*
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CoolKidzGamin7 years ago
NO ONE CAN SEE IT CUZ I AM FAST
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Steampunkwarrior9 years ago
Well I usaly waddle wen I run anyways besides I wont run I sprint its diffrent
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BradleyNowellIckes8 years ago
can you quack like a duck
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Russian10 years ago
So you get rich, and just walk ur whole life
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Danker Dolan9 years ago
so i can waddle really fast from danger? hell yeah
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PhandomLuvsUrMum10 years ago
but if u waddle u wont be fast....
what even is this
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Somerandomfaggot11 years ago
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LandoStar25last year
That's just funny
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Hi... bye...9 years ago
I wanted to be a duck
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emmaa8 years ago
yes
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Xx_Bill Cipher_xX9 years ago
we'll be going so fast they wont notice were waddling
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Sawyer Keeneth12 years ago
simple.. because I'm so fast I would look like I'm sliding or quickly walking
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Dreadshot20195 years ago
I do this anyway
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Miku=my love9 years ago
Your like sonic
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bluejay10 years ago
the most funniest vine EVER!!!
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Savannahgotskillz7 years ago
Welp let’s just turn into a duck and challenge one to a race then you wouldn’t feel weird cuz the duck would waddle too. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!
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