Will You Press The Button?

pwnyboi10 years ago

They said i could be anything...so I became a human penguin that runs faster than a cheetah.

Nacho Supreme 9 years ago

Tooootaaaaaaly

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Superdude32668 years ago

ANNND THERE GOES THE WADDLER,LOOK AT HIM GO!FASTER WADDLER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD FOLKS

Thjmze 8 years ago

Flash: I am The Flash Me:I am the duck waddle guy! Flash: Let"s race *duck waddle guy wins

MasterGamer219 years ago

The first duck walking person to be faster than husain bolt now thats a real achievment right there

Yolo6645 9 years ago

Fastest duck waddler in the world

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

I can just see the memes already...

Intellectual Donkey9 years ago

That would be awesome.

Corina Rose12 years ago

#noshame

Pacothetaco028 years ago

Q U A K

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Zacattac8 years ago

reporter "so why dont you run like a normal human being if it might make you run even faster?" me "ummmmm i pressed a button and it says i cant" another situation. getting mugged. run away from mugger like a duck he cant chase you because he"d probably be too busy laughing

TheLaughingCoffin8 years ago

Theres a diffrence between sprinting and running so just sprint instead of run or be the worlds most fab penguin

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

I mean I'm the fastest though, right? Just means everyone else will attempt to waddle to go faster. It'll be quite funny

Charlieis2swag8 years ago

#ComedyIs the key Ladz

MARABOUakaJesus8 years ago

But if I'm faster than The Flash, then no one will ever see me while I'm running...

Wolfie Jade12 years ago

And fabulously waddle, I shall.

Panic!atmychemicalfallout10 years ago

To fabulous for this world anyways *Snaps in z formation*

superninja448897 years ago

The thought of waddle sprinting past the worlds fasted sprinters and saying "You"re too slow!" Passing them. .. heck yeah

DavidVanWell8 years ago

Who cares if I waddle? If I'm the world"s fastest sprinter, I would get Olympic gold medals and then become rich from endorsements

Citrine8 years ago

Just sprint EVERTWHERE.

Citrine8 years ago

*EVERYWHERE

Sajan8 years ago

Finally, a use for my Olympic duck suit

GalaxyDragons8 years ago

I'm gonna dress as a panda too

Drundor8 years ago

Hell yeah I push that button, I get to run faster than Usain Bolt, and I will run normally.

SPARTA9 years ago

*frantically slams button*

Shadownin1009 years ago

#shameless

QueasyCarrot9 years ago

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