25957 (42%) 35772 (58%)
25957 (42%) people have pressed this button, while 35772 (58%) did not.
All newborn children from here on will be born perfect with immunities to all diseases, incredible intellect and good loks
but
All single people over the age of 30 all die instantaneously the moment you press the button
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NovaJ721 10 years ago
You just need to marry people over 30 so they wouldn't be single =)

MichaelIvy 8 years ago
Harem? Lmao
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TrueRenegade 9 years ago
So by pressing this button I get a over populated world full of spoiled brats and I kill millions of people. No thanks.

MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago
But it would be if we pressed the button.
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GangsternauwL 10 years ago
Immunities are bad for humanity

noobcreeper 4 years ago
How so
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mr awesomeness 10 years ago
more people are born than people die

Panfoo123 10 years ago
sometimes dumb people make great entertainment... plus everyone ain't perfect, plus i don't want lots of people (or very few people idk peoples stories) to die

TotallyToxic 10 years ago
For the greater good

Mike9090 9 years ago
Without imperfection there is no perfection.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
“And when everyone’s a super… no one will be.” - Syndrome

Donutsu 6 years ago
(A)Not being perfect is what makes people interesting and beautiful individuals.(B)What about Asexual people over 30?

A.Stranger 10 years ago
I played ROBLOX.... Oh.... I don't think so.....

Floyd Ervine Darling 13 years ago
sucks to suck

NathanClark 10 years ago
Well if theyre over 30 there never gona get maried

ZeroS 2 years ago
No downside

ChampionTheIV 10 years ago
The reason I did not press this button is because I don't want bad people that are "born perfect with immunities to all diseases, incredible intellect and good looks" that would be terrible.

Starslayer 10 years ago
They have enough intelligence so that they also extremely morale

MajorMomHappy 9 years ago
I know a guy over 30. He"s single. Presses Burton to kill him.

NextGen404 10 years ago
GENOCIDE SUKS

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
If I press this I'll die, FUCK THAT!

someonee 8 years ago
Not killing loads of people just so new people will be amazing

JamesJay 10 years ago
No man over 30 is single they just haven't decided what they want hehe

GrungyOnGmod 8 years ago
well there goes 20% of women and 60% of men, sh*t

Coffeeyote 10 years ago
Fine with me

Dman1 9 years ago
I don't want to lose my parents

Jacksharkquack 10 years ago
Huh... my math teacher isn't dead tet lier. Jk.

KirbyKid520 5 years ago
sorry grandpa.

Sgsb 6 years ago
Lol

I-am-me 8 years ago
**** immunities we have medisin

That_Guuy 10 years ago
hehehehhahahahahahaha -pushes button- >:-3 sorry fuckers ^_^

WasThatTheBiteOf87 last year
so people standing over the number 30 will die? i don't think nobody does that so i'd press

WasThatTheBiteOf87 last year
i don't think anybody*

thegardenofwho 9 years ago
Noooo not Meryl Streep and Cher and Maggie Smith and... D:

JanSewi 5 years ago
I will force all singles over 30 to marry eachother then i press the button and then they all get divorced.

Etherealstorm 9 years ago
Married. Im good.

PlatinumAgent89 10 years ago
Umm, overpopulation!!

WBGrock 10 years ago
Dead, but worth it.

levijones 10 years ago
you know what the gays can go with them

Juvenile_Jew 8 years ago
its so subjective like what if ur parents are still divorced or you know someone single over the age of 30.

StrayNotee54 8 years ago
Hmm, babies with good loks are essential

Akroma 10 years ago
What"s "Looks"?

BigDaddyWingnut 9 years ago
I don't want to die by pressing a button, so no.

Tap9The9Toaster 10 years ago
no autistic ppl. My brother is autistic. Also, if everyone is smart, no one is. Also, being autistic is awesome but it means you're differant than everyone. everyone cant be perfect if one is differant. and if everyone was perfect dat b boring. also, think about the pardoxes. SP00KY

Coffeeyote 10 years ago
I'm OK with that, I won't ever do drugs. The bad part of this doesn't effect me in any way

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
remind me to press this in 4 months

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Remember to press this six months ago.

Sir. Snarlington 10 years ago
ಠ╭╮ಠ

JethroJireh 9 years ago
Anyone? Marriage?

ChewYuHou 8 years ago
so we basically kill millions to save infinite pple in the future? hmmmm....

DTRIPP 10 years ago
Good loks enough said

Anonymgord 10 years ago
I'm under 30

LightningThor20 10 months ago
so they would vote out trump and sort out all other problems in the world and the only cost is a like 3B people which they might be able to bring back to life with better tech.

SquidHat 9 years ago
Who cares if they have good loks.

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
remind me to press this in about 3-4 months

m9365428 9 years ago
I'm 29

TheThinker 10 years ago
Um, what is a lok?
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