25988 (42%) 35827 (58%)
25988 (42%) people have pressed this button, while 35827 (58%) did not.
All newborn children from here on will be born perfect with immunities to all diseases, incredible intellect and good loks
but
All single people over the age of 30 all die instantaneously the moment you press the button
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NovaJ721 11 years ago
You just need to marry people over 30 so they wouldn't be single =)

MichaelIvy 8 years ago
Harem? Lmao
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TrueRenegade 9 years ago
So by pressing this button I get a over populated world full of spoiled brats and I kill millions of people. No thanks.

MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago
But it would be if we pressed the button.
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GangsternauwL 10 years ago
Immunities are bad for humanity

noobcreeper 4 years ago
How so
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mr awesomeness 11 years ago
more people are born than people die

Panfoo123 10 years ago
sometimes dumb people make great entertainment... plus everyone ain't perfect, plus i don't want lots of people (or very few people idk peoples stories) to die

TotallyToxic 11 years ago
For the greater good

Mike9090 9 years ago
Without imperfection there is no perfection.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
“And when everyone’s a super… no one will be.” - Syndrome

Donutsu 6 years ago
(A)Not being perfect is what makes people interesting and beautiful individuals.(B)What about Asexual people over 30?

A.Stranger 10 years ago
I played ROBLOX.... Oh.... I don't think so.....

Floyd Ervine Darling 13 years ago
sucks to suck

GrungyOnGmod 9 years ago
well there goes 20% of women and 60% of men, sh*t

Coffeeyote 10 years ago
Fine with me

Jacksharkquack 10 years ago
Huh... my math teacher isn't dead tet lier. Jk.

KirbyKid520 5 years ago
sorry grandpa.

Dman1 9 years ago
I don't want to lose my parents

Sgsb 6 years ago
Lol

I-am-me 8 years ago
**** immunities we have medisin

WasThatTheBiteOf87 last year
so people standing over the number 30 will die? i don't think nobody does that so i'd press

WasThatTheBiteOf87 last year
i don't think anybody*

thegardenofwho 9 years ago
Noooo not Meryl Streep and Cher and Maggie Smith and... D:

That_Guuy 10 years ago
hehehehhahahahahahaha -pushes button- >:-3 sorry fuckers ^_^

Etherealstorm 9 years ago
Married. Im good.

PlatinumAgent89 10 years ago
Umm, overpopulation!!

JanSewi 5 years ago
I will force all singles over 30 to marry eachother then i press the button and then they all get divorced.

levijones 11 years ago
you know what the gays can go with them

Juvenile_Jew 8 years ago
its so subjective like what if ur parents are still divorced or you know someone single over the age of 30.

WBGrock 10 years ago
Dead, but worth it.

StrayNotee54 8 years ago
Hmm, babies with good loks are essential

Akroma 10 years ago
What"s "Looks"?

Tap9The9Toaster 10 years ago
no autistic ppl. My brother is autistic. Also, if everyone is smart, no one is. Also, being autistic is awesome but it means you're differant than everyone. everyone cant be perfect if one is differant. and if everyone was perfect dat b boring. also, think about the pardoxes. SP00KY

Coffeeyote 10 years ago
I'm OK with that, I won't ever do drugs. The bad part of this doesn't effect me in any way

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
remind me to press this in 4 months

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Remember to press this six months ago.

BigDaddyWingnut 9 years ago
I don't want to die by pressing a button, so no.

JethroJireh 9 years ago
Anyone? Marriage?

Sir. Snarlington 10 years ago
ಠ╭╮ಠ

DTRIPP 10 years ago
Good loks enough said

ChewYuHou 8 years ago
so we basically kill millions to save infinite pple in the future? hmmmm....

LightningThor20 11 months ago
so they would vote out trump and sort out all other problems in the world and the only cost is a like 3B people which they might be able to bring back to life with better tech.

SquidHat 9 years ago
Who cares if they have good loks.

Anonymgord 10 years ago
I'm under 30

m9365428 9 years ago
I'm 29

TheThinker 10 years ago
Um, what is a lok?

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
remind me to press this in about 3-4 months

ClawedWinter 8 years ago
Key word: Single

MarianasPilots 10 years ago
All the people I know are either young or married. I have nothing to lose.

Rust_010 8 years ago
I pressed it for all the deaths.

Akroma 10 years ago
What"s "loks"?

Owain452 10 years ago
My grandmother would die!? Screw that!!

DriedSpit 4 years ago
Plot of GOH right now

MusicBonez 9 years ago
Could someone just explain what "good loks" are?

Haktan Kachmaz 10 years ago
Nope respect to forever alones! (Btw im not a forever alone)

Macucumber 10 years ago
idgaf
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