I wouldn't leave the Dragon. For the fact of, I don't have a car, and I need to get where I want somehow. And I'll find a way to fit that Dragon into stores, cuz u don't want it rampaging through your town now do ya?
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shipqueen289 years ago
Simple, have a small little dragon (Heck, you could have a Chinese dragon instead of a Western one) and keep it with you.
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Toruk9 years ago
Never sed I could not train it to negate the down side
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Piper Lee Sines13 years ago
I would never leave my dragon alone.
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AnimeIsSenpai9 years ago
Just get a small one.
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MohamadMogharbel9 years ago
I would like a baby dragon so it could come inside.
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Zacattac10 years ago
trying to get into bank "i literally can't leave him behind or he WILL kill everyone within 5 miles" banker "oh....(i need a vacation)"
The dragon is intellectual and can fly so no need to leave it plus my dog has separation anxiety so not much different
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stingerhak559 years ago
If you keep the dragon, you can pretty much do anything. In your job interview, just tell the interviewer that if you don't hire me, the dragon will burn you to ashes. BAM! Instant dream job as well.
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c0ber12 years ago
i'd just take him with me everywhere who's going to not let me bring a fucking dragon i could just have him attack if they say otherwise
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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I don't really want a dragon in the first place.
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Yulia Mashtaler13 years ago
best thing ever
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Evilkitten310 years ago
The dragon and I have so much in common. Stay by my side forever, little friend.
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anteiku12 years ago
FUCK THE DRAGON'S FEELS, I HAVE A FUCKING DRAGON! now bow down bitches
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Im_A_Brony-_-10 years ago
Is the dragon female? Thats the real question.
HowDareYou10 years ago
Don't you have a fedora convention to get to?
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StarflowerAnimations_YT6 years ago
Fly to school on the dragon
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Zacattac11 years ago
why would you even want to leave the dragon? its a total chick magnet
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Riley Graniczny13 years ago
Just get a dragon-sitter
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Goldblaze_SK11 years ago
Free Dragon, I'm not leaving him alone anyway
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InkyAuthor8 years ago
The government would take it away as soon as you left.
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Bananu10 years ago
Juat take it with u everywhere
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imverygay11 years ago
Look at it, it has anxiety!
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Teagster269 years ago
two words, DRAGON HAT
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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
So... Petes Dragon? Nah.
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Phaelen Wheeler13 years ago
so... it's Festus in non-robot form? (read Rick Riordan's "The Lost Hero")
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giovanni-is-gay5 years ago
this drgaon and me has the same issue so i"m not leaving it alone
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Billy12 years ago
Hmm....sounds familiar like maybe..mlp?
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ArKade4710 years ago
Never leave it, then.
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Kamek716 years ago
I would bring him everywhere. BBQ bam amazing food and mabye grilled fruit. I wouldn't leave the dragon ever.
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Asraaw11 years ago
Just bring it around always :3 Who wouldn't want a pet dragon?
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MrHeavy10111 years ago
then bring the dragon with you
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WhiteLotusGod8 years ago
“Can I get an outdoor office?” “Why?” *parkong lot gets obliterated* “That’s why”
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pressmedont12311 years ago
so toothless but he can't be away from me? okay i guess
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