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You get a loyal pet dragon, capable of flight, fire breathing, and full understanding of human languages.
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The dragon has separation anxiety issues, going on destructive rampages when left alone.
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gennerx 11 years ago
I have that now.....wait no that's my cat.

Scarcrash01 10 years ago
Lol SAME

RadioactiveCookie 10 years ago
Who in their right mind would leave a FIRE BREATHING ANIMAL ALONE?! THINK PEOPLE!

lytasucks 9 years ago
i would never leave it. we"d both have anxiety issues!

Shy Dash 13 years ago
why would you leave the dragon?

Benbeentaken 5 years ago
Dude i only would left the dragon alone when i am at the shower …. Oh wea he can just break in
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BrightLies 9 years ago
Just get a babysitter (pardon me, a dragonsitter) or just fly it everywhere

geena the gamer 11 years ago
Why would you leave the dragon? Just stay with the dragon!!!!!

TheMage 11 years ago
If you have a small dragon he could go anywhere you are and be your bodyguard!

HirundoArvensis 12 years ago
Can I fuck it?

Koridon 2 years ago
REPORT!
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Kerry Tabb 13 years ago
That's pretty much the Inheritance Cycle, worth it in every way. Best books ever people, read them!!!

StrudelCutie4427 6 years ago
OMG I love those books! @MasterRubish Move to Alagaesia w/ me?
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Thatoneunnoticedemokid 9 years ago
I wouldn't leave the Dragon. For the fact of, I don't have a car, and I need to get where I want somehow. And I'll find a way to fit that Dragon into stores, cuz u don't want it rampaging through your town now do ya?

shipqueen28 9 years ago
Simple, have a small little dragon (Heck, you could have a Chinese dragon instead of a Western one) and keep it with you.

Toruk 9 years ago
Never sed I could not train it to negate the down side

Piper Lee Sines 13 years ago
I would never leave my dragon alone.

AnimeIsSenpai 9 years ago
Just get a small one.

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago
I would like a baby dragon so it could come inside.

Zacattac 10 years ago
trying to get into bank "i literally can't leave him behind or he WILL kill everyone within 5 miles" banker "oh....(i need a vacation)"

Squirrel127 10 years ago
Keep the dragon on my shoulder problem solved

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
It can't hurt anyone if it's alone. :)

tomboy are like wtf 11 years ago
Hehe il bring it to school and scare ppl

Niccolo Pavoni 13 years ago
I would ride my dragon to my work *O*

Dark22 6 years ago
what if he/she were small?
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Irene Santing 13 years ago
Simple - never leave it alone.

Toya-da-nuggie 5 years ago
The dragon is intellectual and can fly so no need to leave it plus my dog has separation anxiety so not much different

stingerhak55 9 years ago
If you keep the dragon, you can pretty much do anything. In your job interview, just tell the interviewer that if you don't hire me, the dragon will burn you to ashes. BAM! Instant dream job as well.

c0ber 12 years ago
i'd just take him with me everywhere who's going to not let me bring a fucking dragon i could just have him attack if they say otherwise

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I don't really want a dragon in the first place.

Yulia Mashtaler 13 years ago
best thing ever

Evilkitten3 10 years ago
The dragon and I have so much in common. Stay by my side forever, little friend.

anteiku 12 years ago
FUCK THE DRAGON'S FEELS, I HAVE A FUCKING DRAGON! now bow down bitches

Im_A_Brony-_- 10 years ago
Is the dragon female? Thats the real question.

HowDareYou 10 years ago
Don't you have a fedora convention to get to?

StarflowerAnimations_YT 6 years ago
Fly to school on the dragon

Zacattac 11 years ago
why would you even want to leave the dragon? its a total chick magnet

Riley Graniczny 13 years ago
Just get a dragon-sitter

Goldblaze_SK 11 years ago
Free Dragon, I'm not leaving him alone anyway

InkyAuthor 8 years ago
The government would take it away as soon as you left.

McBmGaming 11 years ago
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Bananu 10 years ago
Juat take it with u everywhere

imverygay 11 years ago
Look at it, it has anxiety!

Teagster26 9 years ago
two words, DRAGON HAT

Marjo 11 years ago
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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
So... Petes Dragon? Nah.

Phaelen Wheeler 13 years ago
so... it's Festus in non-robot form? (read Rick Riordan's "The Lost Hero")

giovanni-is-gay 5 years ago
this drgaon and me has the same issue so i"m not leaving it alone

Billy 12 years ago
Hmm....sounds familiar like maybe..mlp?

ArKade47 10 years ago
Never leave it, then.

Kamek71 6 years ago
I would bring him everywhere. BBQ bam amazing food and mabye grilled fruit. I wouldn't leave the dragon ever.

Asraaw 11 years ago
Just bring it around always :3 Who wouldn't want a pet dragon?

MrHeavy101 11 years ago
then bring the dragon with you

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
“Can I get an outdoor office?” “Why?” *parkong lot gets obliterated* “That’s why”

pressmedont123 11 years ago
so toothless but he can't be away from me? okay i guess

IHasStampyPaws 10 years ago
It doesn't say it"s not a small dragon
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