I wouldn't leave the Dragon. For the fact of, I don't have a car, and I need to get where I want somehow. And I'll find a way to fit that Dragon into stores, cuz u don't want it rampaging through your town now do ya?
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shipqueen289 years ago
Simple, have a small little dragon (Heck, you could have a Chinese dragon instead of a Western one) and keep it with you.
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Piper Lee Sines13 years ago
I would never leave my dragon alone.
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Toruk9 years ago
Never sed I could not train it to negate the down side
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AnimeIsSenpai9 years ago
Just get a small one.
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MohamadMogharbel9 years ago
I would like a baby dragon so it could come inside.
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Zacattac10 years ago
trying to get into bank "i literally can't leave him behind or he WILL kill everyone within 5 miles" banker "oh....(i need a vacation)"
Why would I ever leave my dragon alone anywhere? I could bring it wherever I wanted, it's a fucking dragon. Who's going to say "no you can't come in" to a fire breathing dragon?
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Koridon2 years ago
just don't leave it alone. I see no downside...
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Dorrivix11 years ago
i'd just take him/her with me and live on a farm or something like that.
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SeekerIce2057111 years ago
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Give it a wanderint albatross to be with it al all times. And give it a communication devoce so it Can tal to you at all times, Since it knows the human language
Delta1239 years ago
*wandering
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Zqta10 years ago
fly the dragon to trump when you are going to your meeting
GoodForYou10 years ago
No fly it to clinton.
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British Fandoms, Because Why In John's Jumpers Not?13 years ago
SMAUG. I PICK SMAUG
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ThePurityofChaos10 years ago
Google Glass
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Deathsmaster11712 years ago
well i dont like humanity anyways so meh. Although if i had a dragon pet no one would stand in my way from bringing him wherever.
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oldnotweak10 years ago
my dog used to do that anyway XD
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Eviction_notice6 years ago
anyone still use this website?
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poopoofacey11 years ago
I hate dragons anyway
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SalvagedSpringtrap11 years ago
If it was loyal, it wouldn't leave me
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Cutely_Cool8 years ago
Take it with me wherever I go
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FlegenDog11 years ago
AS LONG AS IM FINE THEN I DONT CARE
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cocopopninja10 years ago
Where"s the downside exactly? I would take it everywhere. Also, you can give it therapy
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Maggie12 years ago
I could have a small one, so that we wouldn't have to separate from each other. :)
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Spongygames11 years ago
I hate dragons.
tophatcat10 years ago
No, you love dragons
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EctoPlayz10 years ago
this is like petes dragon all over again
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Ethan Mackey13 years ago
Simple, don't leave it alone. :D
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RomanKitsune3 years ago
look, ITS A FUCKING DRAGON PEOPLE!! you get a big ass garage and all that and then you live in the now heated garage, you also have a car.
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zeifyl11 years ago
>implying I'd ever leave the dragon alone
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thedarklord357710 years ago
id get a Norwegian Ridgeback
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Jennyfer López13 years ago
It would follow me like my shadow :)
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button_user5 years ago
come charizard
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GridLock0711 years ago
Dragons Are Magical Right?just tell it or he or she or whatever its gender to shrink(do not take this seriously just a joke...a really bad one)
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