Will You Press The Button?

trentyour59 years ago

This is what goes on in the mind of a germaphobe.

Dominator912 years ago

yep

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JuliaSnee8 years ago

Where"s Levi when you need him.

mebruh9 years ago

Oh well that only sounds like, EVERY DISEASE EVER

RamenKingu9 years ago

Sneeze into your magic mold bread. Watch war happen while snacking on magic popcorn.

12345678910123456789104 years ago

Idc about earth I c about me!

ChloeEatsCake8 years ago

Hold in your sneeze

Jackson Bridges12 years ago

sneeze into a bucket of hand sanitizer

Hastiry3 years ago

man Iam dieing

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LailaandLana8 years ago

Jokes on u, IDC about reddit

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wrong sub my guy

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

Doesn't say when they will threaten to take over the world...

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Cat45308 years ago

😐 um I'm really confused 🤷🏼‍♀️

DeathNinjaGamerHD8 years ago

Every time you sneeze a rapidly evolving colony of germs form and must be destroyed before they evolve to the point of threatening the take over of earth. there are more than 1 wrong words.o fu am analphubit

Poliswagatron8 years ago

Just cut of your nose/ voldemort style

endergirl18728 years ago

YEET. u can still sneeze tho

Foxmaster888 years ago

Dude WTF just sneeze into an cup then put plastic wrap on it then the can't escape.

itsyeboiblake8 years ago

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Foxmaster888 years ago

Wtf three nothing

itsyeboiblake8 years ago

Don't sneeze

thebat108 years ago

Threaten😏

BenjaminDupaix8 years ago

sneeze into a fire or some acid... or just have your sinuses removed

EmilySpezialetti8 years ago

Just say watermelon before you sneeze

YIU JUST GOT EXPLOITED9 years ago

make a barrier of food whenever u sneeze

Nintendo64forever9 years ago

nose plugs anyone?

Ricocheif9 years ago

Live in a hazmat suit.

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Foxmaster888 years ago

STOP POST ING THAT FUCKING COMMENT

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fiddelsticks9 years ago

always carrie hand sanatizer spray

RenxConverse9 years ago

dont you want to taste the food?

RenxConverse9 years ago

but dont you want to tsste the food?

A strange person9 years ago

Sorry, but the typo means the downside is invalid. It should be "to" instead of "the" at one point.

Zacattac9 years ago

conjure all the food then learn who to stop sneezes and if i can't then i will conjure more food and die so i don't destroy the earth.

booksrule1239 years ago

Honestly if I had this the world would be dead right now, given that I sneezed six times while writing this. (and I'm not even sick) But it didn't say they were particularly fast-evolving, not even that they were trying to evolve and kill us. I think this is just what already happened.

Loopholesbeginhere8 years ago

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red3449 years ago

sneeze in a bottle of liquid soap

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago

Free food bitchs!

bruh_unlimited9 years ago

Bandage on nose problema solved ;)

SummerBlank9 years ago

Just sneeze on a napkin and then burn it

FatheredPuma819 years ago

Just don't sneeze then...

Skyguy1981 9 years ago

N9oooooo my fear bacteria viruses

Brennon Wilson9 years ago

Just stay away fom things that make u sneeze

Catastrophically Ravishing (CR)9 years ago

How do those things even relate to each other?

petrucci159 years ago

just sneeze into an anti-bac tissue then

RoseðŸŒ¹ðŸŒ¹ðŸŒ¹9 years ago

To much food is bad for you so I pass

LolOmgYolo10 years ago

I don't really sneeze...

Swagmander10 years ago

make a cup of water that makes it so you cant sneeze

Boo Cakes12 years ago

That escalated quickly o.o

MemmyLuvsCats9 years ago

So true

over90007 years ago

Hold sneezes

Lzke7 years ago

I believe that to be a poor desicion

April Zeta12 years ago

Come on how do you not push the button?! that sounds like so much fun! Not only can i conjure food and water magically, but i also possess the sneezing equivalent of the Black Plague. So much power!