Will You Press The Button?

Litteral CanadaBall Right Here 10 years ago

Plot twist: The person vomits rainbows

Yukitai 5 years ago

Plot twist: They vomit sugar (which only confuses the narrator, no one else cares, nor does it affect the one vomiting, it just appears out of their mouth, magically made)

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MasterRabbit101 11 years ago

WHAT ARE THOSE

Yeetaleet5634 4 years ago

THEY ARE MY CROCS.

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Bon_Bon666 11 years ago

OMG!!! OMG!!! SEMPAI PUKED ON MY SHOES!!!! NEVER WASHING MY SHOES AGAIN!!! (my reaction to if this happens)

Lucario9906 3 years ago

not one of these repliers (nor the commenter) will see the pearly gates

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Harriplier 10 years ago

Doesn't mean I have to be wearing them ðŸ˜

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago

Yyaaasss

Derrick (What a creative username) 10 years ago

I have a closet of old shoes...

TheGamerSage 9 years ago

Then lucky you!

spaceinvader900 11 years ago

Don't want to have sex

Smörgåstortoise 9 years ago

It didn't say anything about sex

Misterotakuboss 11 years ago

That is why you get crocs. Always bring a pair of shoes you hate :D

Yukitai 5 years ago

Wear sandals. You can slip out of them just as they start spewing, whether they spew words of love or what they ate.

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Ashlynn Kirkland 13 years ago

It's okay Benedict Cumberbatch. Let it out.

nish151 8 years ago

Just wear ur worst shoes

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MasterRabbit101 11 years ago

Sex after

FirefoxYT 9 years ago

Worth it.

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

I'm assuming that they puke a minute or two later, because the food is bad in the restaurant we"re eating at on a hot date right?

bmtt734 10 years ago

Oh no my poor shoes........fuck the shoes

Yukitai 5 years ago

Sounds like a shoe fetish, wanting to f**k shoes, smh.

xxGoldenAnimeWafflezxx 10 years ago

Are they willingly doing this or am I a rapist now?

Lucas27 10 years ago

Hell yea! 😈

William Cody Cox 13 years ago

Walking barefoot tonight.

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx 11 years ago

@LemonMoon no he/she will go to your house pick a pair of shoes and then vomit on it

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Marie LÃ¶we 13 years ago

Totally Worth it

Zya 10 years ago

OOOOOH (LENNY FACD)

YoloYester 5 years ago

Not a good payoff.

megalot 11 years ago

I'm not the type to want someone who would puke after making out with me. More importantly, I rather like my shoes so no thanks.

CreamCakeBlast 12 years ago

So, Invader Zim vomits on my shoes after I make out with him? Kk.

ButtonPusher164 8 years ago

I’ll wear my famous talking adidas

QuaziOMega 10 years ago

Bad breath maybe

http.bookworm 12 years ago

Didn't say you had to be wearing the shoes

I_am_snail 11 years ago

Meg, who cares. Vomit on me, and I'll laugh at u

Nath Marleigh-Soukup 13 years ago

That would make a great conversation starter :D

meatloave 7 months ago

a seriously hott genie who grants me three wishes then , after making out , she leaves with a pair of new shoes that I bought just for this purpose. She then returns to me and becomes mine for the rest of my life.

Slyde 11 years ago

I'll make it a LOOOOOOONG smooch then.

Chubbie 9 years ago

Never said you had it had to be the shoes you had on, it could be your shoes from when your were 2 years old. :)

dittogirl608 11 years ago

solution, wear a trash bag on you lower half any time you see them XD

AyupFolks 5 years ago

When ur a minor: ha ha… no?

chickenuggets 11 years ago

ehhh shoes never mattered to me much, it's okay Tom Hiddleston

Featherflight7 9 years ago

Can they be fictional...

MacattackWild6 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five ... [Show full comment]