Will You Press The Button?

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The Button

19026 (22%) 68249 (78%)

19026 (22%) people have pressed this button, while 68249 (78%) did not.

You eat whatever you want and never get fat

but

you must kill your parents first

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Ibrahim Ramy9 years ago

I imagine that the people who have pressed the button will also eat their parents afterward

Blaze___Lord___9 years ago

whoever pressed is corrupted as fuck

Frey2 years ago

I didn’t click it but some parents do

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MemeLordCthulhu9 years ago

Holy shit, you 26% of people are demon spawn

1tzm3hh4 years ago

Or they have abusive parents

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dfuzzbear8 years ago

my parents are abusive! i dont give a damn!

DoubleSided1018 years ago

you go, bear.

Nexey8 years ago

How about I press the button, but wait for my parents to naturally die? Loophole

xFazzax11x9 years ago

24% of people are sick

Ic3eLad4 years ago

@Lamentation I really doubt that out of the 73899 people who clicked either of the buttons, 17185 of those people have dead parents

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Jack-O-Chica8 years ago

What if your parents are assholes? I'm in

johny c0ugar8 years ago

30% now f***ing hitler people

Ic3eLad4 years ago

@Lamentation stop calling people twats

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Y_O_R_D9 years ago

The fuck?

Nosaj9 years ago

Wow what the fuck

MNITIMMY9 years ago

That escalated quickly.

Coolguy101ofawe9 years ago

Why are 27% of people so cruel for such a small thing?!?!

Lamentation8 years ago

because some peoples parent are dead anyway

Deadpool9209 years ago

What is it with these questions and killing parents

dolphinlover6099 years ago

i pressed it. go ahead, send me h8

SemiIsback7 years ago

YEAH!!!!! TOATLLY

Chelsea Kelly12 years ago

19% of the people in which have answered this question are... I quit.

verydelicious2 years ago

22 now

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CorrosiveStar07 years ago

That moment when you flip your shit because you didn't read the last reason.....

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

YEAH FUCK MY MOM AND DAD there not my real parents im adopted 😭😭😭😡

WinterSasha7 years ago

batman joke on you. my parents are dead

Olinn20007 years ago

i don't have parents the died when i was 5.I saw them dead on the floor

Olinn20007 years ago

this is no joke

pro jovan8 years ago

I already eat without fat JA JA JA

Whatamidoing38 years ago

M00nIght Jesus fuck

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Takokat8 years ago

I never get fat anyways

TheKingLucario9 years ago

HA my parents are already dead wait that's not funny

Hendrich Attila12 years ago

I'm Batman.

TurnedIntoDragon8 years ago

Help Me Humans I"ve Somehow pressed a button and I"ve turned into a fire breating dragon help me change back

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CÃntia Lira12 years ago

Harsh one. I really like to eat...

Anders Yoong12 years ago

whoever made this need to go to a mental hospital....

Lamentation8 years ago

No No they don't Some peoples parents are already dead you twat

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zdodger10 years ago

i dont have parents therefor i can eat a gazillion hamburgers

Melsy9 years ago

My parents are already dead.

Ilyas1237 years ago

Your parents made it so u lived

Colin Yap9 years ago

I will NOT kill me perents!!!

Yummywifi3 years ago

Well I already never get fat, so I don't really have to kill my parents

Davd9 years ago

There's a slight hitch in this plan: I'm already fat.

krios9 years ago

i already eat what ever i want and never get fat you twats hahaha

DT101018 years ago

30 % said yes, thats just not right.

Darrien Jones12 years ago

Well damn people

valentnoRomeroChizzini8 years ago

Is this even an question?

GARBOSEA4 years ago

How did this one get approved

Nyamh Tetoko9 years ago

Nu-uh girfrand! My fan can make me food and I need my parents to buy things for me! (So thoughtless)

kaali the baby9 years ago

Eat ur parents no need to kill

MrGlenn6 years ago

I can already eat whatever I want without getting fat. Thanks, but I'll keep my parents.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

if it was anything else but killing.....even though a button i pressed earlier was kill without moral or legal responsibility, i still pass. as much as i LOVE LOVE LOVE to eat.

Avdr8 years ago

I can eat whatever I want and wont get fat :/

timelordjohn10 years ago

Can't gain weight anyway lol

The360MlgNoscoper7 years ago

26% are too american

ReallyNigga9 years ago

Don't tell my mom

lizabean8 years ago

I have fast metabolism and unfinished business

horrormovies199710 years ago

the pepole tat pressed the button need help

AndrijaFuncyman8 years ago

Can I eat them?

Benjamin Schwartz12 years ago

I'll be a self-made Batman!

thereal_lemon3 years ago

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION?ANFJWKELFAEa LZZNZXSPIJ

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