Will You Press The Button?

Muv22HD8 months ago

If I press the button, I can just not use it, and keep it as a get out of jail free card for if I'm kidnapped. What's that? You stabbed me and locked me in a cage? Well I'm taking that knife, stabbing you, becoming briefly immortal due to your death, escape, and boom like it never happened.

IWannaBeTheGuy3 days ago

how would you escape the cage tho?

Zmallmanzlast year

Bait child predators to a secluded location and kill them. Use immortality to evade police and steal guns to continue my spree. Kill corrupt police and gangs. Kill corrupt government officials. I will change the planet and put it on a better path

tyllerdun10 years ago

bye bye Donald Trump

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

Cheshire, he is immortal though!

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JamesTheBoi14 years ago

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Bagel_Chiplast year

bro, you could just not kill people

MDS_Dan10 years ago

*finds a deathnote

Adarsh Shukla9 years ago

So basically we will become a fucking Shinigami.

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Johnathan Reed12 years ago

Join any military. Solved. Murder until peace is achieved, just like God and Uncle Sam intended

AcidXxRayne4 years ago

this question is legit just william afton

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Idoglober4 years ago

Orochimaru

Akko_Rishtar8 years ago

Solves the problem of not being able to die when you want to

carson184 years ago

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OtakuFeels10 years ago

Workin the execution rooms in prison.

Sarah Mae-Rose12 years ago

Sweet. I get to live for as long as I want AND I can erase the scum of the earth like a reaper. And if I ever wanna die, I just gotta stop killing. I fail to see a downside.

carson184 years ago

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Doctor Weeaboo8 years ago

Well i see immortality and i think no, but then i think immortal serial killer, seem"s fun.

carson184 years ago

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Ruby_Slippers10 years ago

I.... Just ONE more dilemma involving immortality and I'll lose my shit

carson184 years ago

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Joe Sturwold12 years ago

Those poor ants

TheOneWhoMustNotBeNamed8 years ago

And don't forget the spiders!

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Emma Peacock12 years ago

Sooo.. You become Voldemort?

carson184 years ago

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Sophia Deggans12 years ago

sooo... voldy dude. no press.

carson184 years ago

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Voldemort pressed the button

carson184 years ago

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Avery Carbonell12 years ago

HIDAN

carson184 years ago

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Julie Damm12 years ago

I ave a feeling the government is tracking those who hit the button.

Plazy8 years ago

You wouldn't be floating around in nothing. You wouldn't be able to kill anyone so you"d die.

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Maisy Fincham12 years ago

TIME TO KILL BITCHES/ NO-GOOD-DO-ERS.

carson184 years ago

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Justin Skiles12 years ago

49% need worse morals

Stanley Grayson12 years ago

So basically a win win then?

carson184 years ago

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Nicole Ponikvar12 years ago

Like a vampire...

carson184 years ago

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Angel Eyler12 years ago

no downside.

Randy Paul Osieczonek Jr.12 years ago

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

carson184 years ago

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ninjabot3 years ago

Me: kills every bitch out there

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

military, death row executioner, and like others said, sanitizing/washing hands

ImaginationNation7 years ago

No downside

Nick_bulgar10 years ago

kill putin, kill every member of the islamic state, I LIVE FOR EVEEEEEEER!!!

Man of Literature 9 years ago

Just scoop less than an inch. Boom, no downside.

derpedout10 years ago

sounds like zeref.

joaquin558 years ago

Wash your hands. Rip bacteria. GG.

Xeptic9 years ago

xdddddddd

Meh11 years ago

It just says murder to keep your immortality it doesn't say how many people. If be an immortal dexter

WhatHowWhy4 years ago

So basically i become a vampire, yeah i think thats fair

Radonehere9 years ago

Murder to keep mortality murder 1 animal every 100000â¿000000000000000000000000 years

xiangxin2 months ago

有能力≠要用

MichNeko9 years ago

Your originality is out of the roof!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blebleb6 years ago

Never says how much or what I have to murder. One ant in exchange for immortality.

killstien9 years ago

So gta

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Foxesarecool8 years ago

Not true liar 🤥

SuperFox13510 years ago

I don't see the upside

SemiIsback7 years ago

ima just join the military

Normal Joe10 years ago

Murder ants

thrashdoveftw8 years ago

bye Doni

Vavioullang10 years ago

Why does no one understand that immortality would SUCK?

Iamyoung3 years ago

ant!!!!!

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

Slade House

Nevin JaffaCakes Mullen12 years ago

Dress up like Batman or something and hunt down criminals. Unless it's like the villain in Superhero movie who has to kill every day, I'll just shank people in allies.

FANGIRL169 years ago

Basically Edward Elric's father from Fullmetal Alchemist.

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

Technically, there is no downside. You could just do nothing and live normally.

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