Will You Press The Button?

azerdullah5 months ago

imagine someone takes days to do an investigation and at the end they just say "oh its that guy we cant do anything"

Guamson9 years ago

*Steals guns and criminal records, break into prison and kill every one who deserves it* *leaves with a sadistic smile*

KawiiGirlHarley8 years ago

Calm down a bit. Jk u would do that too

ParkerTheSmart3 years ago

Tax evasion ect

Cashmaster8 years ago

The moment you realize that that you can kill the President.....,............... =_=

TrueRenegade8 years ago

Not funny

agreivous5869 years ago

My personal rules provided by my beliefs forbid me from pressing this button.

Grognard285 months ago

preach, brother

Triper3 years ago

I want them to hate me. I want them to feel rage as I rob the bank and casually walk out and laugh in their face. :)

Teekaala8 years ago

I AM CHARA, I WILL KILL ALL WHO HATE ME

Retro_7774 years ago

i can steal a laser gun prototype and kill whoever comes at me with no drawback

Shmalex7 years ago

If someone just steals something from me. I can just steal it back, and blame them, or take it back and kill them. And I can't get blamed.

XenoDroid4 years ago

I'll just take a military-grade gun for free, same with ammo. I"d pick up some ballistic armor from a police station, and force- I mean "hire" an army of bodyguards to protect me as well. Now I don't have to worry about criminals AND I can do whatever I want to do.

Wyatt CheifBeef Grillo12 years ago

If the rules no longer apply to me then i can just kill them, right?

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

You say that like it would be an easy task. You"de find reality harsh i think ...

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TonyZhang7 years ago

I am a law-abiding citizen.

PotatoMonstrocity7 years ago

Ugh... so that means... I could kill the current leader of my country, and use her credit card to purchase anything??? Yo, I’m down for a life time supply of soda... I’ll just take over the leadership for like 3 days and then ask Kim Jong Un to install som...[Show full comment]

Retro_7774 years ago

not always the leader of your country is the richest person on earth, but you could easily steal an helicopter and kill jeff bezos

Falconwing7 years ago

If rules don't applied just beat the shot out of them when they get angry

dextroy8 years ago

id just kill the person hating on me

Emperormask1235 years ago

The criminals are in jail so free life here i come

rolerfun8 years ago

h8ters gotta h8

Aidyndowling7 years ago

So...my dad hates me?

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago

People with criminal records would hate you anywsy if you were able to break the law with no punishment.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Oh yeah? SUCKS TO BE EVERYONE ELSE!

Mister-E8 years ago

Canada has few rules, the rest are laws

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago

I would make every murderer feel the worst pain in the world then I"d crush their bones into a fine powder and feed it to my dog

StormyAnne8 years ago

Over two-thirds of the people I love have records... *slams "I will not"*

StormyAnne7 years ago

Same answer a month later.

ikethegamingmaster8 years ago

So, I'm Batman!!!

Sprinkles4EVA8 years ago

"Sir we"ve gotten reports of murders, theft and death threats should we stay them?" "What are their names?" "(Insert name here)" "Run"

David Anderson12 years ago

It's just living GTA 5, but you actually have an excuse to kill the bad guys. What more could you ask for?

Kevin Bengough12 years ago

Bring it on, bitches.

Joshua Feilscher12 years ago

That's just logic.

John Fitzmaurice12 years ago

If the laws don't apply to me I'll murder their asses.

Ariel Earthyorder9 years ago

I can kill em all c:

StillLukelast year

Lol

Riley Myszewski12 years ago

It's better to be feared--

Aulain8 years ago

Oh god, my mind is filled with murderous and sexual thoughts

Dreamwarrior149 years ago

Well, I never liked that half of the family anyway.

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prxncely7 years ago

Fuck them then. I'mma do whatever I want.

Binglesquirk9 months ago

so i can also detect people with a criminal record?

Crona10 years ago

I can't handle that!!!

Soaku9 years ago

Why not: 1. My fav. route in Undertale is pacifist! (Lol) 2. I don't want to kill 3. Why would I... The only one plus I see is that I won't have to pay expenses.