I want them to hate me. I want them to feel rage as I rob the bank and casually walk out and laugh in their face. :)
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Shmalex9 years ago
If someone just steals something from me. I can just steal it back, and blame them, or take it back and kill them. And I can't get blamed.
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Retro_7775 years ago
i can steal a laser gun prototype and kill whoever comes at me with no drawback
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XenoDroid6 years ago
I'll just take a military-grade gun for free, same with ammo. I"d pick up some ballistic armor from a police station, and force- I mean "hire" an army of bodyguards to protect me as well. Now I don't have to worry about criminals AND I can do whatever I want to do.
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TonyZhang9 years ago
I am a law-abiding citizen.
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PotatoMonstrocity9 years ago
Ugh... so that means... I could kill the current leader of my country, and use her credit card to purchase anything??? Yo, I’m down for a life time supply of soda... I’ll just take over the leadership for like 3 days and then ask Kim Jong Un to install som...[Show full comment]
Retro_7775 years ago
not always the leader of your country is the richest person on earth, but you could easily steal an helicopter and kill jeff bezos
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Falconwing9 years ago
If rules don't applied just beat the shot out of them when they get angry
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dextroy9 years ago
id just kill the person hating on me
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rolerfun9 years ago
h8ters gotta h8
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Emperormask1237 years ago
The criminals are in jail so free life here i come
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Aidyndowling8 years ago
So...my dad hates me?
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TheOriginalKirito9 years ago
People with criminal records would hate you anywsy if you were able to break the law with no punishment.
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
Oh yeah? SUCKS TO BE EVERYONE ELSE!
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Mister-E9 years ago
Canada has few rules, the rest are laws
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Thebeastfrom20000fathoms9 years ago
I would make every murderer feel the worst pain in the world then I"d crush their bones into a fine powder and feed it to my dog
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StormyAnne9 years ago
Over two-thirds of the people I love have records...
*slams "I will not"*
StormyAnne9 years ago
Same answer a month later.
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ikethegamingmaster9 years ago
So, I'm Batman!!!
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Sprinkles4EVA9 years ago
"Sir we"ve gotten reports of murders, theft and death threats should we stay them?"
"What are their names?"
"(Insert name here)"
"Run"
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David Anderson13 years ago
It's just living GTA 5, but you actually have an excuse to kill the bad guys. What more could you ask for?
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Kevin Bengough13 years ago
Bring it on, bitches.
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Joshua Feilscher13 years ago
That's just logic.
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John Fitzmaurice13 years ago
If the laws don't apply to me I'll murder their asses.
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mario968211 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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prxncely8 years ago
Fuck them then. I'mma do whatever I want.
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Soaku10 years ago
Why not: 1. My fav. route in Undertale is pacifist! (Lol) 2. I don't want to kill 3. Why would I... The only one plus I see is that I won't have to pay expenses.
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Binglesquirk2 years ago
so i can also detect people with a criminal record?
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Crona12 years ago
I can't handle that!!!
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Cats Will Dominate11 years ago
DEEZ LAWS MEAN NOTHING TO MEEE
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jackfiddilydims9 years ago
KILL THEM ALL
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Kittenlover10110 years ago
Where"s the upside? Laws are there for a reason.
Kittenlover10110 years ago
Lol perfect spot for a comment
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dennis11 years ago
Why do people want to kill me? I did nothing wrong
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UnderMation10 years ago
I could kill them
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Bilibili_kuliba_MC2 years ago
Isn't this an international wanted man
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Lana The Fanqueen11 years ago
*Robs bookstores and Hot Topic* I may die, but I will die happily
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StillLuke3 years ago
I would love this tho
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Jamie Lynn Layton13 years ago
So new Jersey?
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3ogdy9 years ago
So, basically a politician.
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Tails.exe x Cream.exe11 years ago
Free video games and systems all I need is a bat
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OpticallyGreen9 years ago
Wait but my aunt is a criminal... Shit, oh wait she already hates me
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sEvEn11 years ago
Come on, if the laws no longer apply then you can just kill the criminals, making you a criminal, making you have a hatred for yourself, making you commit suicide, making my point invalid.
Anonymously judging10 years ago
But the laws to not apply so you wouldn't be a criminal technically
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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