Will You Press The Button?

You can travel anywhere in the world for FREE

but

everytime you go through airport security they discriminate and give you a rectal search

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Megalogini9 years ago

Shit on their hands when they try

lakua-alphalast year

woow.man

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joels3 years ago

anything for FAMILY (they live far away)

Setekh9 years ago

Downside?

HelloMr2 years ago

AYO

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Frikandel8 years ago

Sue them to make extra money"s, double win

Sophwiphwi9 years ago

What are we gonna do, shove a bomb up our butts? What even is a rectal search??!!

Investigate3118 years ago

lol people do and have shoved worse things up their butts

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Inimidesert9 years ago

If thei search me everywere (im a girl) i will like it

SCG-11712 years ago

Eww... Get an actual boyfriend damn it!

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Derpyspaghetti9 years ago

Oh. I get to have a prostate exam every time I go traveling? I'm to young for this!

Sydnoo9 years ago

HARDER!!!

HelloMr2 years ago

Ok 😉

BombBoy7 years ago

I know! Right in line, kill them! Ha!

Antony Malkani12 years ago

i dont need to take planes i can get like a train or something or like a boat or ferry haha fuck you

ScottishCookie3 years ago

GENIUS

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KINGLINUS18 years ago

take a bus

MrEpicness9008 years ago

Its Called Driving A Car, Ferry Boat, And A Fucking Cruise

Forrest Jemming12 years ago

whats the worst they can do

yesDOTexe4 years ago

id go by boat

Piece_of_shit_6668 years ago

Just not gonna take planes, I hate them anyway.

Plutogreen1237 years ago

I will drive there

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

I already hate planes so where is the downside?

benwade22boss9 years ago

Ooh a toughie I would press

derflert8 years ago

I have to get a prostate check evey time i go to the airport. Then i will just scream RAPE and they will leave me alone unless they wanna be sued

MILFLoverlast year

I'm into it don't worry ;) (Girl~)

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago

Well only if the searcher is a girl

Horsell8 years ago

What is the downside?

Rexstriker9 years ago

Downside?

Timelypat8 years ago

1 Who says it has to be by plane? 2 Who"s "they"? 3 And why are they giving me a rectal search?

Loophole man9 years ago

Fly privately. I don't think private aircraft go through security.

FreshlyBakedSadness5 years ago

*Traveling with my mom* Security guy: Excuse me ma"am, I'm gonna need to give your daughter a rectal search. No mom would let that happen, just travel with your mom!

Lynn8438 years ago

Don't have a reason to hid and don't fly planes

Daniel Romero12 years ago

If they want to look up my butt SO BAD, I can't really stop them, now can I?

Pearse7 years ago

First it’s called a cavity search and second meh idc it can’t be that bad right?

eternalhyacinth3 years ago

win win

Cream7 years ago

downside????

cheezecake18 years ago

Step 1 let them do it Step 2 Run out and yell RAPE Step 3 cry in front of jury Step 4 profit

joebamayeet4 years ago

thats illegal -_-

Alive1579 years ago

i don't care if they give me a rectal search.

Loveinator-30007 years ago

I wear a hijab so they kinda do that.(not the rectnal part)

Loveinator-30007 years ago

rectal

DragonEXE8 years ago

Just take a shit when they do it

GlutNy7 years ago

good thing i pressed a button that gave me infinite money... PRIVATE JET WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JSermersheim8 years ago

Dope

jinxin11 months ago

？？？

Relationz9 years ago

They already do

MidasNotFuckingFORTNITE3 years ago

kinky~

Mar11ka8 years ago

Boats it is:3

gl00mi5 years ago

Guys, the rectal search is a pleasure UwU

MertKiran8 years ago

Oh fuck I'll just pay

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Now I feel bad I pressed no

Evilkitten38 years ago

i just won't take planes

Panifex7 years ago

I would hate to be the person who has to perform a rectal search more than I would hate to submit to one

senseless_3 years ago

don't take a plane, duh

MoLaDaT8 years ago

hawt

Kittenlover1018 years ago

I'm a cat so it"s fine.

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