Will You Press The Button?

shinsekailast year

I will kill those sinner with a power of god, it's just not me who do it. I will created a humans that would change the world granted highest technologies and rules the world from the shadows. Keeping the peace, fight violence with violence, eliminate acts...[Show full comment]

Caribou3 years ago

This feels either contradictory or a cleverness challenge. I don't much like not being able to kill sinners though.

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

Since I can do whatever I want I shall make the rules null and void

MJgamer747 years ago

Wait... it said you can do WHATEVER YOU WANT with it... but then it puts rules? And that’s basically restricted power with no downsides bc you can’t use power to help yourself with no power anyways.

PikaZoEmFUnTImE8 years ago

I mean well you will be able to help your family survive with making wishes for ther needs

Childisbumbu4 years ago

Hm... well, if I'm god, I can change the rules of the agreement to how I"d like it to be, it doesn’t help me until it"s done, therefore bypassed

BaiyueKunlan7 years ago

it"s a free trait, take it with out hesitation.

BaiyueKunlan7 years ago

without

Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson9 years ago

That is like getting rid of like half of his powers what am I some sort of half god. Am I Peter Jackson?

Orkazzz7 years ago

Percy johnson maybe

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belle297 years ago

so ? beats having no powers at all...

Badasswaffel8 years ago

Oh so you can do nothing that"s cool

Wiggo7 years ago

I mean why not? Nothing bad happpens If I press

Zach Newell12 years ago

well technically you couldnt directly help yourself, but if you made a pile of money in a random forest and just happened to find it afterwards then... ;)

Purplerevolution7 years ago

it said in any way possible

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EXCESS8 years ago

fuck society

TheFortniteGuy7 years ago

I'm then the devil🙅🙅 DISSED

Benjamin Istaqa12 years ago

i would make a world where people puke rainbows every time they hear Justin biebers name and have to hug 5 people a day and morgan freeman tells you bed time stories

Kittenlover1018 years ago

No, your idea of "fun" is WAYYYYYY different from mine.

Maximilian SchÃ¶nbÃ¤ck12 years ago

there is no god so there also is no power

Lucario99064 years ago

I understand and agree w/ what you"re saying as I myself am atheist, but this is talking about the powers of a hypotheical god if they did exist.

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Alivia Eve Melino-Getz12 years ago

There are so many loopholes in this.

Chris Voss12 years ago

so basically you have none of gods powers

Stormy Rudolph12 years ago

Light Yagami does not approve.

Shafie12119 years ago

Well atleast it doesnt disturbed my death-list.....ouhh justin! Where are you?!

kohlilast year

i will transfer the power to a trust one so we both will have the power and i will make him do these things

Luckmas9 years ago

If i cant use it to help myself i cant do whatever i want with it ...

mlittlejohn77710 years ago

Do I get the wisdom of God?

FORCEWolf8 years ago

I’m just here to make you hungry

EmmaIsamazing7 years ago

I am hungry like really hungry I want those frys

Dat!atias9 years ago

It said you could do anything with the power so ha (turns everybody into latias's) :D ITS A DREAAAAAMMMMMM

Unicorn1119 years ago

I am an atheist soooo............

Username110 years ago

Loophole: I can do whatever I want

serrato129 years ago

just change the button's effect

skinkwhip11 years ago

I tried to build a closet from ikea now im missing my liver and i have a hammer shoved up my anus i got my dick caught in a shredder once ãƒ½(â—‰â—¡â—”)ï¾‰

Best name9 years ago

Can I change what the button says and leave it for somebody else but "accidently" fall on it?

toybonniefan4010 years ago

Stupid

Brendan Driscoll12 years ago

Just because you can't stop someone from dying doesn't mean you can't help anyone. Someone's feeling depressed? Bamb, snap your figures and you made them happy. Not technically saving any lives, but you sure made someone's day better.

SE617last year

Then just kill a sinner normally, then use your god powers to help escape the police

MrMeow1238 years ago

I would be a evil god / demon and I would convince all mortals to commit suicide then I wouldn't be killing anyone?

abcedarian9 years ago

I smell a Castiel conspiracy

ARandomBeaver5 years ago

don't these directly contradict each other?

BO0OMZ10 years ago

What's the point of the powers then?

Donderpants9 years ago

Limitation's, not downsides.

LagginDragon10 years ago

But I'm God...

RedTheFox8 years ago

You could give someone a bunch of money then ask for some. Loopholes.

Jake Parmenter12 years ago

If I can't stop them from dying I can at least make sure their last wishes,no matter how absurd are carried out... worth it imo.

ollz1129 years ago

Why wouldn't someone press, is it that Hard to se friends (for example) happy. Btw i would have created a fantastic communist world <3

megamanrules1239 years ago

I will make sinners braindead.

Takexcover9 years ago

well that ruins anything that I would do with it besides mess with a lot of people

idkwhatmynameis4 years ago

My first command: This button has no downside

Fredy41810 years ago

hello?

TheAnimefreak8 years ago

you can actually override the consequence of this button ......... you are basically a god

Mark Duggan12 years ago

It says I can do whatever I want...

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quickstirke8 years ago

When PUSH comes to SHOVE... GO WITH WHAT YOU WANT!

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