Will You Press The Button?

shinsekailast year

I will kill those sinner with a power of god, it's just not me who do it. I will created a humans that would change the world granted highest technologies and rules the world from the shadows. Keeping the peace, fight violence with violence, eliminate acts...[Show full comment]

Caribou3 years ago

This feels either contradictory or a cleverness challenge. I don't much like not being able to kill sinners though.

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

Since I can do whatever I want I shall make the rules null and void

MJgamer747 years ago

Wait... it said you can do WHATEVER YOU WANT with it... but then it puts rules? And that’s basically restricted power with no downsides bc you can’t use power to help yourself with no power anyways.

Childisbumbu4 years ago

Hm... well, if I'm god, I can change the rules of the agreement to how I"d like it to be, it doesn’t help me until it"s done, therefore bypassed

PikaZoEmFUnTImE8 years ago

I mean well you will be able to help your family survive with making wishes for ther needs

BaiyueKunlan7 years ago

it"s a free trait, take it with out hesitation.

BaiyueKunlan7 years ago

without

belle297 years ago

so ? beats having no powers at all...

Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson9 years ago

That is like getting rid of like half of his powers what am I some sort of half god. Am I Peter Jackson?

Orkazzz7 years ago

Percy johnson maybe

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Badasswaffel7 years ago

Oh so you can do nothing that"s cool

Wiggo7 years ago

I mean why not? Nothing bad happpens If I press

Zach Newell12 years ago

well technically you couldnt directly help yourself, but if you made a pile of money in a random forest and just happened to find it afterwards then... ;)

Purplerevolution7 years ago

it said in any way possible

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EXCESS8 years ago

fuck society

TheFortniteGuy7 years ago

I'm then the devil🙅🙅 DISSED

Benjamin Istaqa12 years ago

i would make a world where people puke rainbows every time they hear Justin biebers name and have to hug 5 people a day and morgan freeman tells you bed time stories

Kittenlover1018 years ago

No, your idea of "fun" is WAYYYYYY different from mine.

Maximilian SchÃ¶nbÃ¤ck12 years ago

there is no god so there also is no power

Lucario99064 years ago

I understand and agree w/ what you"re saying as I myself am atheist, but this is talking about the powers of a hypotheical god if they did exist.

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Alivia Eve Melino-Getz12 years ago

There are so many loopholes in this.

Chris Voss12 years ago

so basically you have none of gods powers

Stormy Rudolph12 years ago

Light Yagami does not approve.

GRUNDLETALEFTW8 years ago

You can literally recreate the universe to your liking! That would be awful, and awesome at the same time.

235x0last year

if i can't do it make Arceus do it

CupcakeShed9 years ago

So, uh, what CAN you do with it?

Mercer Alex9 years ago

whatever happens god is still our god.

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

Nope. Praise the fucking sun. #praisethesun

LuckyBoi2194 years ago

I mean you still have the power of a god

Lucadabuttonpresser9 years ago

Get money donate to charity

Redrum8 years ago

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EmmaIsamazing7 years ago

IT DIDN’T WORK OMGGGGGG

Finn2107 years ago

I would give gods powers to someone else Hypnotise them then make them be my slave

DaChicken9 years ago

Downside?

TRG_KILKEMEX8 years ago

I say this is a win, win, you still have the power after all, sure it was limited power usage but hey, atleast I got it!

miku_hatsune's_biggest_fan9 years ago

ME BE CHRISTAIN yes

Shadowmark448 years ago

What happened to "do whatever you want to do with it?"

Swag XX9 years ago

i dont exactly understand...

AnyaSingh7 years ago

God is god! No one can take their place!

Tayoga2 years ago

I could just give somebody else powers with no restriction then ask them to give me powers with no restriction, boom, loophole.

PuttonBresser99 years ago

The power of God, but you can't do anything, EVER! Way to be make a stupid dilemma. It means you can't use it to help someone else because that would make you feel better about yourself, thusly meaning it would help you. You can't kill any person that h...[Show full comment]

Nathan Ringo12 years ago

What else would I do?

RandomGirl9 years ago

What can I do then?

FindTheLoophole8 years ago

1. Well then it"s not the power of God 2. Then it"s not doing whatever I want with it 3. You are then granted the actual power of God, with no downside, because you can't do whatever you want with it.

99cake9 years ago

I make this question have no downside!

akorath5 years ago

I mean you have the power of God and can do anything with it so the second part doesn't matter really

Novanium9 years ago

But it says that i can do anything. #LOOPHOLE

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Calista10 years ago

A very limited power--using it altruistically without extending anyone's life would still be possible, but if feeling good when you help someone else counts as also helping yourself, then you're kinda stuck without much to do with it.

JustSomeGuy02178 years ago

I could use these powers to get on a rich person"s good side and get money.

Xosphoros9 years ago

get them to help you!

Zack Cochran12 years ago

Then what power do you have? You are (supposedly) an entity of all seeing and all knowing. But, whatever YOU create, can therefore benefit you in some degree. You've created a cosmos, but it's empty and vast. That gives you somewhere to go. "Benefit". You ...[Show full comment]

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Why not controlled people to commit suicide?

Crk45last year

yes. Yes I will

bobthebogan7 years ago

"cannot kill those who have sinned" give them redemption yet still punish them? or keep them locked somewhere till the end of their days

WriteShootEdit9 years ago

I'm powerless because god doesn't exist. Shit.

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