You become nearly immortal
but
you become deathly allergic to the food you love most (this is how you'd die)
I will not


hongshe2 years ago
My favorite food is chocolate, so I will never eat it again

Killer_Flame9 years ago
I LOVE MY PIZZA!!!!!!

Unihoe7 years ago
Yaaaaas

Pzi7 years ago
Noooooooo

Kalina Spassov12 years ago
If I'm immortal, then I don't need to eat, do I?

Unihoe7 years ago
Nearly immortal
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Broerbrent8 years ago
Can't be immortal without pizza... so no

blc_abc9 years ago
Stop eating bacon? Okay. I can live with that, i'll just eat roast beef thats bacon flavored.

Valeph9 years ago
I could never live without burgers XD

Unihoe7 years ago
Yeah you can hoebag
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Unihoe7 years ago
If your nearly immortal that doesn't mean you will live forever ypur are nearly no fully

Unihoe7 years ago
Noice

BerndAdams8 years ago
That is actually a good button to press. Except that you are hold captive and they constantly torture you for eternity....

CharlesJansson8 years ago
Can you be allergic to 🌮?

Angel Eyler12 years ago
the only downside is finding my favorite food ._. i dont have a favorite. sooo thatll take time.

Fangurliboy9 years ago
What if you eat a food, for the first time, and you like it... LOVE IT EVEN!! *dead* X-X

Curtis A. Bowers12 years ago
But...I...I...I dont know what food i love most!!

Devin Insertmiddlenamehiya Zhao12 years ago
No pizza, oke.

Ploop9 years ago
K

Alexis Queen12 years ago
so no more garlic

chillzia3 months ago
不朽不代表不会衰老和生病

sgjkd9 years ago
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CrystalTigerAnimations7 years ago
50/50. wOOPS-

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Lbrtrain3 years ago
It is immortalitly but you can end it when you want, because the downside to immortality is the living past all of your family and friends, and floating in space forever after the earth explodes.

TheTotem9 years ago
but what if i dont have any favorite food

AJ_Vincent8 years ago
Jokes on you, I don't have a favorite food!

Andrew_Yes7 years ago
way to beat the system bro bean

megan_m10 years ago
worth it

Anastasia Michael Strauss-Massimino12 years ago
...well. I think i could become immortal and never eat orange chicken.

Assholenation8 years ago
Well immortal means u can't die of age or anything by nature including starvation

Sunnaku10 years ago
nO CHICKEN NUGGETS COME BACK TO ME

Master Caboose9 years ago
What does immortal mean xD

YellowBear9 years ago
immortal means that your impossible to kill ever if the world dies or the universe just your will have infity health

Booyahguy6 years ago
I dont love food that much

Wrightly9 years ago
I don't wanna be immortal.

Zoriu9 years ago
so basicly you die eating you favorite food whenever you want? win-win i guess

LoneWolf22xo7 years ago
I change my favourite food to broccoli. So I don’t need to eat broccoli anymore. Then change it back to my actual fav food.

daBruh9 years ago
That destroys the purpose if " close-to-immortality "

HermioneBird9 years ago
I'm already allergic to my favorite food...

Ferhat Öztürk12 years ago
good bye pizza hello eternity

GrabdadBigBoy7 years ago
Favourite food is crisps... will substitute with copious amounts of alcohol. Pushing it. NEXT

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Keishon9 years ago
Pizza

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SniperFire3609 years ago
I don't want to be immortal.I mean why would i do that?To see everybody that i love die?

Honk Honk9 years ago
Exactly.

Megara20169 years ago
I can live without sushi but i dont wanna be nearly immortal

SmartiesCereal4 years ago
I like the idea of this, as if you eventually get fed up of being immortal and feel ready to die, you have an easy way out, plus it'll be a nice death eating your favourite food!

Yeti Uprising9 years ago
I LOVE EATING rocks from Pluto. Problem solved.

Boss98068 years ago
Pretends shit is my favorite food

ZoruaGirl1910 years ago
I can't give up my pizza

Someguyatetoomanypretzels7 years ago
Why the fuck would I know if I like it or not if I was allergic to it from the very beginning

PCMASTERACE9 years ago
its fine, ill be immortal and theyll make new food.... i havent even tried a lot of cultures of food... worth

Fucklife10 years ago
Ramen ;-;

Patient 44799 years ago
So I get to live for as long as I want until I finally decide it is my time to die and then I end my life with my favorite meal. That sounds pretty good to me.

chRAWRizard9 years ago
Are you allergic to the food or ingrediants?

DJ Duck9 years ago
Ppl r mistaken immortality is never ageing not never getting killed

ShadowMarco7 years ago
Both meanings are well, Immortal is not being Mortal, this means Immortality is the opposite of Mortality, so, what Immortality is, depends on what you understand as Mortality
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