Will You Press The Button?

You can speak to cats

but

But you cannot pet them

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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark2 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

minimegaman0903 months ago

i can already speak to cats. Says nothing about them being able to reply. So basically, no upside.

insertrandomnameXD4 years ago

i prefer being stupid trying to know what cats are thinking bc i love petting them and i have two cats so not be able to pet them its useless because its like one of the reasons i like cats: because i love petting them

Ink1234 years ago

I dont really like petting cats no downside for me but I do wonder what they are thinking

PizzaCheeze05 months ago

you can talk to them but you don't know what they are thinking

DaBestMind3 years ago

I'm allergic. No downside.

DaBestMind3 years ago

... or upside, really.

Jesus-Christ5 months ago

hello, everybody. I am Jesus Christ from hit book: the bible.

Maharidlast year

I prefer the petting.

tintin104 years ago

good thing im fucking allergic to cats

catpond12last year

BUT I LUV PETTING MY CAT 3X

therealobama3 years ago

im allergic so sure

DarkFlameWeaverlast year

I get rashes if i pet them so this is honestly a good replacement

cuttlefishCuddlerlast year

I'm allergic. It's fine.

Sealion_iscool3 years ago

They would jest call me an asshole, I'm fine

Jxzz12 months ago

I have a cat at home and I love petting her...

Ckelers2 years ago

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BanBanlast year

KILL YOURSE

Epic-man3 years ago

They don’t use their voices to tell cats or humans things tho

BosniaArtilleryGoBOOM10 months ago

You really think ME, or the MASSES, would want their cat not just being able to annoy their owners around lunchtime, BUT to be able to scream and yell and beg constantly like a toddler while doing so?

BosniaArtilleryGoBOOM10 months ago

PPS. I also have a slight allergy to cats so the rest of you allergic COWARDS come and FIGHT ME

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RandomPersonRandomNumberlast year

Speaking is ok

1234567890123456789012345678904 years ago

49% of people are CRAZY!

Vengirigiremlast year

I can't pet cats anyway because of my allergies, so win win situation for me.

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago

give them a few scritches instead of pets

Touch_Melast year

...it didnt say we couldnt fuck the cat though?

cupcakejulian6 months ago

oh nah bro

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