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Maharidlast year
I'm already immortal so no prob... and anyway i will give you the half tht i already lived.

235x0last year
Lets see what will happen... Ah modern English will now use Þ/þ the USA will now be called the USoA, The USSR will return (just better), EVERY fictional universe and multiverse is now real, i now have inter universe teleportation & shape-shifting & pearl ...[Show full comment]

CybaWrecker8 months ago
the perfect wolrd...

AmyWilliams9 years ago
Hi, I'm an Immortal, timelord, demigod, showdowhunter, witch, genius, who can remember everything, is a great writer, can fly, can paint, sing, and play any instrument extraordinarily. I think that pretty much covers it.

Ifindloopholes7 years ago
Ima immortal whale with demon wings, an invisibility cloak and I get every video game free
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Paul Welsh12 years ago
what if i wanted iinfinite lifespan

shortboynoah3 years ago
half-infinite lifespan lol
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Яеарея10 years ago
Stop doing the copy and paste shit

Sasha from Russia 9 years ago
Ty iz Rossii?

JollyJenkins7 years ago
If what you wanted was immortality or an otherwise long life, the downside would be irrelevant.

Enderben8 years ago
What if I asked to NOT get my lifespan cut in half

Sevi10107 years ago
Desmond2600 r/wooooosh

MilesJeevas7 years ago
Do it Ryuk!

PiotrGierowski7 years ago
It only gets cut once right ... 😒

Leora Calamaro12 years ago
Heck, I'd even cut my life span in half for shinigami eyes.

Darksheon5 years ago
I'll get a death note and shinigami eyes
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OblivionBringer8 years ago
No, Ryuk!

thooney thao10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Rhett Overbay12 years ago
what if i wanted the other half of my lifespan back?

OcCreation7 years ago
You can have anything so boom

John Callahan12 years ago
I want the sorcerer's stone.

Flameshot9 years ago
I want to double my lifespan.

RazIsGaming6 months ago
and if I've always wanted a long life?

shinygold10 years ago
i want to live forever LOOPHOLE!

COBCoburn37 years ago
can buy 5 hour engry drank

uncleltr9 years ago
Live forever.

Futur_Planetlast year
I always wanted to be immortal until the end of the universe... Ah fuck... Half of the time until the end then.

Shadow Death10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name f...[Show full comment]

Epicloler228 years ago
Just get something that can reverse time and give you the ability to control your age.

Ehxno4 years ago
What if a newborn baby who is about to die presses the button

Knaxo10 years ago
Shinigami Eyes?

Swareagle028 years ago
I had pressed a button earlier that gave me immortality

CMHammond9 years ago
I want to live forever. I want to be able to come back from the dead. After I come back from the dead, I want it to count as a new life. ...etc I want everything else I wanted.

dominic12269 years ago
what if you want immortality until you want to die

illWURminati9 years ago
BUT IF I HAVE ALL I WANT I WANT TO HAVE FULL LIFESPAN :D

Cody Walters12 years ago
Increase my lifespan. Checkmate.

Яеарея10 years ago
Why can't you just get immorality

Analbum Cover12 years ago
I'm 48. If my lifespan got cut in half, I'd be dead.

Lily Howard9 years ago
I want my current life span doubled. Done!

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
I want to become an immortal god of the underworld so than I can oversee everyone"s lifetime wishes DIE!!! (not) because I can resurrect my dead family and friends. B)

KaliKat9 years ago
I got inmortality so it basically works!

OfficialYoriichi3 years ago
Win win i dont want to grow old

Razor9 years ago
Have a 10 lifespan, gets cut to 5 billion!!!

KAI_HITWARI4 years ago
Shinigami eye deal,lol

marebear10 years ago
WHAT IF YOU WANT IMMORTALITY

Bko8 years ago
I wanted to double my lifespan

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
i wanna live for 200,000 years lol

Home Brand Cereal9 years ago
Always wanted shigami eyes

WheresTheUpside5 months ago
Longer life I wanted

6966613379 years ago
Get life

B0$$@tr0n9 years ago
So people just don't think( did)

Mammotlast year
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Adrenill10 years ago
What if you pressed the button to be immortal? Then it can't be cut so.. Loophole

Malachi4 years ago
I want to live to be 2000 years old.

Umbreoness10 years ago
What if I wanted to be immortal? Oh wait someone already posted that. #ORIGINALMATERIAL

Krusek8 years ago
I want many rubik"s cubes, no need to work for a living, a life span that is at least double the average, and the ability to manipulate time so I can make time move slower while I'm watching anime.
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