You have infinite money
but
you can't spend any on yourself
I will not


Silly_Simon_6 months ago
I could give SO much money to the Trevor Project :3

kanonemil 9 years ago
i dont want to buy myself ;-;

Sadbhav9 years ago
hehe you didn't read it correctly...
Load more replies

dude, maybe?9 years ago
suddenly all charities have infinite money =I

papersnake2 years ago
if all charitys had infinite money the economy would crash
Load more replies

unicorn girl 9 years ago
I'd spend it on charity.

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Screw charity, no one really gives a shit about it anyway!

Divergent demigods that follow the path of the gods12 years ago
Okay, give it to someone to buy something for you.

ScottishCookie2 years ago
Genius.
Load more replies

IAmYourAngelOfMusic8 years ago
The 30% of people who didn't press the button are probably the most selfish people on the planet

Migdin18 years ago
Not the most selfish people, i have seen worse, and they could be stupid or they belive they can only buy themselves...

TheGreatPapyrusnyeh9 years ago
Give money to orphans

Migdin18 years ago
You made all the orphans into batman, now they only need a butler..

Zeta G9 years ago
I have everything I want already. I just pressed it so I can spend it on those who need it.

lifehacker4207 years ago
I can't spend it on myself? I already own myself! I'll just spend it on whatever I want to buy.

MaCrO4 years ago
You cant buy anything for you

Tiddies8 years ago
Why not press the button? It"s still money.

Bleep Blop9 years ago
No downside.

lukasminer1239 years ago
i pressed it because im generous idc about money

DemonSlayer8099 years ago
I won't spend any money on MYSELF but what if I just spend money on FOOD that I'm going to eat

Ethan Mackey12 years ago
If I can't spend it no one can.

Jonathan Martin12 years ago
Why would I want to buy myself?

Sadbhav9 years ago
hey, read it again that isn't what it says

Mauritz Fredrik Von Sydow12 years ago
FIX EVERYTHING also make money obsolete

Nod_Lucario9 years ago
I'll just give it to my family, friends, and charity.

Cal160178 years ago
Ever heard of a personal shoper lol

Dylan Moany Bones Rupert12 years ago
oh the things i could do. like fix america. give child workers a nice place to live. build shelters for the poor. build schools.

quirkycloudy9 years ago
ill give it to someone and tell them to buy it for me

Milicende4 years ago
So I"d continue with the money I already have, but I"d be able to help everyone don't sendo money

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Bakoo bakoo nah nah bakooo bakoo nah nah bakoo bkoo nah nah o my o

move it9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

cheese and crackers!!!9 years ago
cheese! Could everyone stop infecting the internet with stupid chain mail!!
Load more replies

Joestar7 years ago
If you do good people will be gifting you stuff with their OWN money so yeah

Da Big Wed Button9 years ago
Fuck yes I'm taking the job of being the new Santa, fucking have a guy give me a sleigh, and some rocket boosters , and a big sack (bag) the money can buy the toys

ChaosInsurgency9 months ago
Give all of it to my family and trusted ones, loved ones too

mudafuckingdickhead9 years ago
you mean plastic surgery? cuz i am not gonna do that

crusher4157 years ago
1.pay someone to rule the world 2. Put a gun to their head and make them sign a contract to make them give you the world 3. Have slaves spend tour money and abuse your power like the egyptuan despot

Smith M.D.10 years ago
Infinite money will kill economy. So yeah. Enjoy while you can.

feedtheweirdo9 years ago
i never have money when i need it for others so this would be helpful

CollinDeSotel8 years ago
Why would I need to buy myself? I will buy stuff for myself😁

Ryan Dirks12 years ago
pay someone to buy you stuff

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
invest it and get familiars to do it.

Personwithagun2 years ago
Me beast be like

FuinhaGamer9 years ago
i will buy things for a girl, then she will love me

person6669 years ago
what if t bet you and steal it.

LaserUnicorn14467 years ago
I’m not spending it on myself. I’m spending it on the stuff i’m buying

lphappygames9 years ago
foda-se se eu não vou gastar comigo mesmo posso gastar com coisas para outras pssoas

ItsAnAgressiveMeme8 years ago
Spend on a friend ti guve to to you

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago
*hands like, 5 billion dollars to best friend* Hey, could u use about 25 of those to buy me a plane ticket? I'm gonna buy Dan and Phil a mansion.

TotallyAnonymous9 years ago
I can still use a job to gain money for myself so....

I find all the loopholes9 years ago
Ask your friend to steal your money, ask them to buy something for you. My job is complete

Pewdiepie29 years ago
Buy to my brother and steal them lol

johnny gat that sort of right guy9 years ago
i would make every poor person rich and cgive to my friends and my mam and my nees and tea chers

TheOfficalReoGoldingWYPTBlast year
i can spend all my money on the kill jb fund, PLEASE SUPPORT https://Killjb.fund.co.edu

lolmaster218 years ago
yep

SomeRandomGamer10 years ago
Donate it ALL to charity!

tacoman983374 years ago
Spend it on yourself anyway! 1000 iq bitch!

AzraelAngel179 years ago
i can give itt to everyone else in the world and this would make my dreams come true cause my main goal in life is to just put a smile on someones face and this would. Plus, if i wouldn't be able to spend the money myself, i would just give it to my friend and ask them to buy me certain things

Lavacreeper578854478 years ago
Pshhhh.I dont give a care
Load more comments