Will You Press The Button?

EPl_Go 10 years ago

Hey I pressed a bitton for infinite life a minute ago so i live just a half eternity? Great :D

mpregtruther 2 years ago

I really wish you weren't alive rn

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AFNANNNNN last year

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mpregtruther 2 years ago

well

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

Two times better at living!

elvinja 10 years ago

STOP STEALING MY WORDS EVERYONE...le

Ritty 9 years ago

I'm 2x as good at figuring how to live forever

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

2 x 0 = 0

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

I'm now two times better at living, meaning I will live a normal life.

Polypoo 6 years ago

No downside

DenGC 6 years ago

two times better at staying alive

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago

I want to live

UserOfName 10 years ago

2 times better at not dying? Or 2 times faster so you can finish everything in just half life?

Yosherstrudal 10 years ago

Boi what's wrong with this?!

Zoomergal 9 years ago

Fuck you.

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TheManWhoLovesTrains 9 years ago

I already pressed like 10 immortality buttons soo...

Schmucklehed 2 years ago

ill live twice as fast

flzzzzy 6 years ago

i am two times better at having a longer lifespan. current lifespan x2 /2 still equals my current lifespan

derpface43563 9 years ago

WHO CARES IF I ONLY LIVE HALF LONG IM STILL BETTER LOL XD

Dontaskmyname 8 years ago

Two times better at staying alive.

cdr 10 years ago

Half...mmmm...halllf.....HALFFF LIIIFEEE CONFIERMEEEEEED!!!!!!!!

Tony2014 8 months ago

这汤姆不就是爆种，或者是燃烧精血吗？读过小说的都知道这种情况一般都是要死了

hatgirl5252 10 years ago

DEATH NOTE!

AFNANNNNN last year

hi

GavinMayhew 9 years ago

More fulfilling

Lorange7 4 years ago

Your life will be normal cause your 2 x better at everything

abbs33 9 years ago

I'm pretty good at living soooo

IanMitchellTheRocksmasher 10 years ago

Yeah two times better at living

Emeraldking 7 years ago

Get better at living longer than normal people

FormalEnderman10 last year

I pressed an immortality button earlier. Immortality means infinite life. And infinity divided by two is still infinity. #loophole

GlutNy 9 years ago

Downside?

BenenM 9 years ago

YOLO MOTHAFUCKA

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago

I was already crucified too young.

Bezqr 6 years ago

Well two times zero is still zero :(.

pokepower86 9 years ago

well your 2 times better at living sooooooo...

Winter__Scorpion 10 years ago

I would be better at living, so even if I live for half as long I am better so id live the normal amount

catsRaliens 6 months ago

i would push the button. I'm not gonna say that being 2x better at living doubles your lifespan. you will be 2x healthier, 2x more active, and 2x more generally healthy and with less health problems. meaning that the life would be halved yes, but if you al... [Show full comment]

ManiacStar 10 years ago

i am 2 times better so i know a way to live longer

AFNANNNNN last year

humanity

Exit756 9 years ago

Half as long as what

Stefie Rose 13 years ago

who wants to get old anyway

Wolfblood5737 10 years ago

I don't know... 46 years from when this comment was posted life is pretty good .

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lewis0428 4 years ago

all my life i’ve been a loser now’s my chance

thefoo00 9 years ago

I DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON

EmojiMojiGames55 7 years ago

Loophole. Find out how to live forever :/

Lostsoul1313 10 years ago

I'm two times better at living... So my mortality rate increases by two. But downside - only live half as long so I'm back to my original mortality rate.

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

dosent that mean I'm also 2x better at expanding my lifespan? I'll figure it out...

Venyos 8 years ago

what the fuck"s the POINT then? also how do I make a button?

Venyos 8 years ago

Thank you! Time to write "you get to be a dragon" a million times!

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Alan7 2 years ago

I won't waste my life

Gaboseries 9 years ago

I'm better a staying alive

winterfrost 10 years ago

yolo amirite

SamBaum 9 years ago

really nobody knows how long ill live i could die tomarrow so whatever

Hyltran 5 years ago

I’m starting to get really tired of all these far fetched lop holes 🕳 and a can’t believe that so many people like them. And by the way if provisions buttons apply to every button you press you then I’m dead ☠️ bye bye suckers 👋

opilabird 6 months ago

do you guys like opila bird

Catodog_thor 8 years ago

Quality not quantity. Your life will be a happy one, so it won't matter when you die. But if you"re two times better at everything, it means your organs and body parts will last twice as long so you'll live the same amount

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