Will You Press The Button?

mpregtruther2 months ago

well

EPl_Go9 years ago

Hey I pressed a bitton for infinite life a minute ago so i live just a half eternity? Great :D

mpregtruther2 months ago

I really wish you weren't alive rn

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MNITIMMY9 years ago

Two times better at living!

elvinja8 years ago

STOP STEALING MY WORDS EVERYONE...le

Ritty8 years ago

I'm 2x as good at figuring how to live forever

NiftyChibi7 years ago

2 x 0 = 0

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

I'm now two times better at living, meaning I will live a normal life.

Polypoo4 years ago

No downside

DenGC4 years ago

two times better at staying alive

spirit_of_fire7 years ago

I want to live

UserOfName8 years ago

2 times better at not dying? Or 2 times faster so you can finish everything in just half life?

Yosherstrudal9 years ago

Boi what's wrong with this?!

Zoomergal8 years ago

Fuck you.

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nigga699 months ago

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ShadowfangTC8 years ago

I'm two times better at everything. This means I am also two times better at living. Therefore, I only live as long as I should have initially due to the downside :)

Hungry Dem0n YT9 years ago

Everything includes getting older I would be twice as good at getting older... would I get older faster?

KyanG78 years ago

Everything is better at living. LOOPHOLE!

JFM5 years ago

I see no upsides, 0 x 2 = 0

Bobcob6667 years ago

High up in the North in the land called Svithjod, there stands a rock. It is a hundred miles high and a hundred miles wide. Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak. When the rock has thus been worn away, then a single day of eternity will have gone by.as

gilT9 years ago

Well than I'm better at living. Half a life times two equals a full life. SIMPLE

BloodRedRose7 years ago

Who wants immortality? And not living for long is great; half the taxes and bills and working in a miserable dead-end job. Yaaay.

SexyPandaSoldier9 years ago

But what if I currently am lets say 98% efficient at prolonging my lifetime by living healthy.. would i then not live 196% of my possible lifetime times 0,5 and return to basically my own lifetime?.. just hypothetically.. I´d definitely would life slighly ...[Show full comment]

Frey3 years ago

get a two times as good life span

Dartanman8 years ago

I am now two times better at living one life, so... living two lives. Live half as long, great. One life.

BernardoDuarte7 years ago

Ahh no downside

minecraftpro20508 years ago

Im perfect kick it

FattyTheFat9 years ago

So I get to be twice as good at being twice as good at being twice as good at being twice as good at...(etc.) So I can be infinitely better at everything including living longer right? Complex loopholes all the way!