Will You Press The Button?

RainbowKitty9 years ago

YES WE COULD BRING HAPPINESS INTO THOSE WHO HAVE NONE. STOP SUICIDE. STOP THOSE WHO HAVE NOTHING LEFT. IF WE DO IT ENOUGH WE WILL BE REMEMBER FOREVER

ShunAkiyama10 months ago

Skilledman69 you are a legend.

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Owain4529 years ago

Look into your own eyes through a mirror and bring yourself a happy life.

jeny18078 years ago

True

Magia4 years ago

Hopefully mirrors work.

Suprise_Buttsecks8 years ago

so... i become the living embodiment of alchohol... noice

Amazingcat304 years ago

XDDDDDDD

abcx8 years ago

Halved... Halved in what dimension? Time? Joy? Body size? Weight?

Mstrgmr65 months ago

lifespan

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EpicDragon68798 years ago

I already pressed a button which made me immortal, so I can do this with no consequences.

RandomGuyOnTheInternet7 years ago

Forget that button this is a new one

AstralFlame8 years ago

Yes it"s a worthy sacrifice that I would make

alterm89 years ago

Now that's an actual downside ':D

DiamondCreeper7 years ago

Really

JaydenSchweitzer8 years ago

Ya but if we stopped suicide then u couldn't kys and u should

YourLocalToaster3 years ago

I don’t make eye contact, dang it! What’s in it for me!?

Posik5 years ago

pressed an earlier button that made me invincible so half of infinity equals infinity so I'll just make everyone happy and live forever

Bossitronio20148 years ago

Quality over Quantity, amirite?

darkpineapple7 years ago

make a scientist happy enough to make a potion of invinsibility

Banzai277 years ago

Joy= doing the impossible now

Mac Zilla9 years ago

What if I live to be 200?

qdh8 months ago

每天注视工厂里的工人，田间里的农民，全世界受苦的人

OwenVaughn8 years ago

FACK MY LIFE I MASTERBATE FOR A LIVING

bxdri4 years ago

Look in the mirror and I'll be happy too, quality of life > quantity of life

sharky_marky8 years ago

I already pressed to be immortal

KDKDragon7 years ago

Well shit.

TheButton1017 years ago

Look in a mirror

Trollmaguy123 years ago

HIPPIE NONSENSE NEEDS MORE ALCOHAL. ONLY DOWNSIDES

abcx8 years ago

Halved in... what? Length? Size? I know, sadness, right! :D

odjack8 years ago

I want to live a full life

idkwhattoputhere5 years ago

so its like the eye deal for shinigami eyes in death note but they happy

darkpineapple7 years ago

already pressed the button to never go above 30 nice try

andrewls6719 years ago

I'd rather live half a good life than all of a a bad one.

SydDuning8 years ago

I have no life so... win win.

FFFS5 months ago

I can’t make eye contact comfortably

seriously_smart4 years ago

drugs??

AhmetSabir7 years ago

Well free money i guess cuz if they are happy they are more than happy to give me money right

Thespam7 years ago

Copy and paste this to 10 places or die

AMONG_USlast year

Looking to evryones eyes asap so before i die i shall give happiness to evryone

Hera8 years ago

I"d rather live a short and sweet life

phangirlscryinginspace8 years ago

i see no downside

IDONTFREAKINGCARE4 years ago

If u did not click the button this is for u. TOU SELFISH LITTLE BITCH IF YOU CLICKED THE BUTTON YOU COULD HAVE SAVED SO MANY PEOPLE FROM SUICIDE AND BRING PEOPLE HAPPINESS IF THEY HAVE NONE BUT INSTEAD YOU DECIDED TO GET HALF OF YOUR LIFE BACK. YOU GOT HALF A LIKE AND STOLE MILLIONS OF LIFES

CoolMLGuy7 years ago

If you make happiness in those who are lonely and sad, they might turn out to be a bodyguard so you can't die

It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here7 years ago

How... exactly.... would a body guard stop you dying from, i dunno, a disease? You"re life span is halted, not someone is going to kill you

Zero915x9 years ago

if ppl have been 50 year olds then they will instantly die before looking into anyone's eyes. so dont if u r middle-aged or whatever

Bossitronio20148 years ago

They mean if you are meant to live for 17 more years, you'll live for 8.5 more instead.

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Craftingjunk8 years ago

I only care about me

UhhhIcantthinkofanything8 years ago

So pretty much, it"s the unicorn blood of happiness.

oceanwaterpug275 years ago

Yes

Gil1469 years ago

The world is full of jerks. No I wont.

Claire Rogers12 years ago

I wanna live forever

RealBladethegamer7 years ago

I don't care about other people"s happiness so... not a tough one! =P

youzimo11 months ago

It means You can get happiness, but time is short.

Allanadcat8 years ago

Just look into a mirror

BrianRupram8 years ago

My life is useless anyway ; (

Skeledaboii4 years ago

I may not be the best person in the world but the whole reason I live is to make people smile and laugh.

Soap90117 years ago

My life is basically this already, so...

thegardenofwho8 years ago

Good, I don't want to live long enough to get old and decrepit.

Floofula8 years ago

Basing my info on a 90yr average lifespan, my life will last 45yrs if i press this button. I am 15 right now. I did press the button, which means i"ve pretty much granted world peace, and i get to live in the utopia i"ve created for 30yrs. What not to love?

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