Will You Press The Button?

RainbowKitty 10 years ago

YES WE COULD BRING HAPPINESS INTO THOSE WHO HAVE NONE. STOP SUICIDE. STOP THOSE WHO HAVE NOTHING LEFT. IF WE DO IT ENOUGH WE WILL BE REMEMBER FOREVER

ShunAkiyama 2 years ago

Skilledman69 you are a legend.

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Owain452 10 years ago

Look into your own eyes through a mirror and bring yourself a happy life.

jeny1807 10 years ago

True

Magia 5 years ago

Hopefully mirrors work.

Suprise_Buttsecks 9 years ago

so... i become the living embodiment of alchohol... noice

Amazingcat30 5 years ago

XDDDDDDD

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago

I already pressed a button which made me immortal, so I can do this with no consequences.

RandomGuyOnTheInternet 9 years ago

Forget that button this is a new one

abcx 9 years ago

Halved... Halved in what dimension? Time? Joy? Body size? Weight?

Mstrgmr6 2 years ago

lifespan

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AstralFlame 10 years ago

Yes it"s a worthy sacrifice that I would make

alterm8 10 years ago

Now that's an actual downside ':D

DiamondCreeper 9 years ago

Really

Soap9011 9 years ago

My life is basically this already, so...

EveIynn 10 months ago

> post a picture of yourself online > everyone feels happy after seeing it so naturally it spreads like wildfire >look in a mirror > everyone happy

thegardenofwho 9 years ago

Good, I don't want to live long enough to get old and decrepit.

Floofula 9 years ago

Basing my info on a 90yr average lifespan, my life will last 45yrs if i press this button. I am 15 right now. I did press the button, which means i"ve pretty much granted world peace, and i get to live in the utopia i"ve created for 30yrs. What not to love?

brehbrehbreh 4 years ago

what if u become imortal in the futere so what i meen is you would normaly live like till your 86 years old but immortalety is something when you are 70 and you would take it would you still be immortal or just live till 43 years old?

Posik 6 years ago

I pressed an earlier button that made me invincible so half of infinity equals infinity so I'll just make everyone happy and live forever

darkpineapple 9 years ago

gonna be looking into a mirror

Leo Nunez 13 years ago

I shall press the button again later

ThatGuyWithTheGlasses 9 years ago

I got an idea to make your shortened life worth it.Look into your crushes eyes, wait a few days, tell them you granted them their happiness, then boom, your crush practically loves you for letting them have a happy life.

The_Yishster 2 years ago

But how would your crush know that you granted his/her happiness?

Nagatodude 2 years ago

As an adult in his late 30s, I'd have maybe 10years to live.... Hard pass

Raiha-Giovanna 5 years ago

The earlier the better

eatemupeatemupeatemupeatemup 8 years ago

Their happiness will be a lie.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

BUT I CAN'T HELP EVILY STARING INTO MY ENAMYS EYES!!!

YourLocalToaster 4 years ago

I don’t make eye contact, dang it! What’s in it for me!?

JaydenSchweitzer 9 years ago

Ya but if we stopped suicide then u couldn't kys and u should

Bossitronio2014 10 years ago

Quality over Quantity, amirite?

Posik 6 years ago

pressed an earlier button that made me invincible so half of infinity equals infinity so I'll just make everyone happy and live forever

darkpineapple 9 years ago

make a scientist happy enough to make a potion of invinsibility

Banzai27 8 years ago

Joy= doing the impossible now

Mac Zilla 11 years ago

What if I live to be 200?

OwenVaughn 9 years ago

FACK MY LIFE I MASTERBATE FOR A LIVING

qdh 2 years ago

每天注视工厂里的工人，田间里的农民，全世界受苦的人

bxdri 5 years ago

Look in the mirror and I'll be happy too, quality of life > quantity of life

sharky_marky 10 years ago

I already pressed to be immortal

KDKDragon 8 years ago

Well shit.

TheButton101 9 years ago

Look in a mirror

Trollmaguy12 4 years ago

HIPPIE NONSENSE NEEDS MORE ALCOHAL. ONLY DOWNSIDES

abcx 9 years ago

Halved in... what? Length? Size? I know, sadness, right! :D

odjack 10 years ago

I want to live a full life

idkwhattoputhere 6 years ago

so its like the eye deal for shinigami eyes in death note but they happy

andrewls671 10 years ago

I'd rather live half a good life than all of a a bad one.

darkpineapple 9 years ago

already pressed the button to never go above 30 nice try

FFFS 2 years ago

I can’t make eye contact comfortably

SydDuning 9 years ago

I have no life so... win win.

seriously_smart 5 years ago

drugs??

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

Well free money i guess cuz if they are happy they are more than happy to give me money right

Thespam 9 years ago

Copy and paste this to 10 places or die

AMONG_US 3 years ago

Looking to evryones eyes asap so before i die i shall give happiness to evryone

Hera 9 years ago

I"d rather live a short and sweet life

IDONTFREAKINGCARE 6 years ago

If u did not click the button this is for u. TOU SELFISH LITTLE BITCH IF YOU CLICKED THE BUTTON YOU COULD HAVE SAVED SO MANY PEOPLE FROM SUICIDE AND BRING PEOPLE HAPPINESS IF THEY HAVE NONE BUT INSTEAD YOU DECIDED TO GET HALF OF YOUR LIFE BACK. YOU GOT HALF A LIKE AND STOLE MILLIONS OF LIFES

phangirlscryinginspace 10 years ago

i see no downside

Zero915x 10 years ago

if ppl have been 50 year olds then they will instantly die before looking into anyone's eyes. so dont if u r middle-aged or whatever

Bossitronio2014 10 years ago

They mean if you are meant to live for 17 more years, you'll live for 8.5 more instead.

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CoolMLGuy 9 years ago

If you make happiness in those who are lonely and sad, they might turn out to be a bodyguard so you can't die

It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here 9 years ago

How... exactly.... would a body guard stop you dying from, i dunno, a disease? You"re life span is halted, not someone is going to kill you

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