Will You Press The Button?

ReWyne 10 years ago

The first thing I'm turning into is a superintelligent cyborg. Once I've solved the problem of eternal youth, my plans for world domination can begin in earnest.

harry_prabhu 6 years ago

Now THAT is what i call a plan! Well done sir!

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Rainbowplayz7257 2 years ago

Oh no I accidentally changed into a version of the object I wanna change into that gains 1 minute and one second of lifetime every second!

TimmyBoyRules 10 years ago

Just turn into somethging immortal...

WakkaRexo 9 years ago

True frickin genius

Bcraft 10 years ago

Turn into the tampon OF your GIRL ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

Jarredisbarred 7 years ago

Lol wtf

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katkat 10 years ago

So basically Prophunt IRL? Uhm, hell yes.

Pixelking 9 years ago

Yep

Muliate 10 years ago

Would turn into a dildo

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago

Lol

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CreamCakeBlast 9 years ago

The average person lives about 41, 522,400 minutes. I think I can spare a few.

Stichless 8 years ago

Nvrmnd it"s 79 yrs

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belle29 9 years ago

FREE ABILITY. you do not necessarily have to use it, and it"s a good power to have in a life-death situation. no technical downside

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

FREE ABILITY!!! AND TURN INTO A JELLYFISH!!! They can turn themselves into a toddler again when they reach adulthood

whitepinecone 8 years ago

Not all jellyfish can do that, and that"s just them releasing their offspring, it"s not rebirth. Imagine your child, whom had been inside of your all your life, killing you just so it"s child, inside if it, can do the same.

RoboLandi 8 years ago

I don't know why so many people wouldn't do it with these kinds of choices. Its not like you have to use the power and as long as you dont there is no downside. Then when you need it you have the ability to use it.

Lzke 8 years ago

Ikr?

AsuraShun 7 years ago

I already waste time

TamashiNeko 10 years ago

As a millennial there is no downside

nerdybucket 10 years ago

I have one really HUGE BIG Belly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LeonShadowblade 10 years ago

Who want to be older then 75 anyway

Sprinkles4EVA 9 years ago

An immortal and impenetrable person

TinF last year

有能力不代表我每时每刻都需要用，所以这个技能无敌

masonfromstatefarm 5 years ago

Nah that shit adds up fast

Natquestions 10 years ago

Turn into a person with water from a font of immortality, turn into myself, drink it

Sophiafun15 10 years ago

Ewe that is disgusting

wolfspirit26711 10 years ago

uh just a minute oh i know ill turn into a ghost so im already fucking dead

Omegus 9 years ago

Welcome to Skynet.

Jay_Sebring1969 2 years ago

*Turns into a buttplug*

Ipoopsometimes 10 years ago

Well become a pikachu

BonnieSaurous 10 years ago

Yeaaah no

User282 6 years ago

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TastyYT 9 years ago

i think you are slowly but surely dying

Paladin159 9 years ago

It"s good for emergencies thou.

meatloave 4 months ago

i turn into me as a superpowered being who ages X60,000 as slowly

gexfan69 4 years ago

life speedrun

BrianRupram 10 years ago

Become a superhero that can turn yourself into any age

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago

Turn into a human permanently

Fionn McMahon 10 years ago

I'm turning immortal so I live forever, duh

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