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You gain the ability to pause time at any moment. You may effect the world around you while it is frozen, however no electronics will work. You also will not age when time is paused.
but
All your friends and family will age at an accelerated rate while you age at a slower one. This effect is passed on to ALL friends and family, even ones gained after the pressing of this button.
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dogpond12last year
Skyconnor scares me

theMoistAlphabetlast year
dogpond12 scares me

CR7RMA8 years ago
Never said how accelerated could be 1 sec.

Im-a-wild-card3 years ago
Kittenlover that"s a great pfp
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Skyconnor9 years ago
I don't see a proper loophole to this. You age slower, and if you are christian, everyone is family. That being said. Everyone on the Earth would die before you, and the Earth would slowly cease to exist. Well, now time to sit back, laugh, and watch the "e...[Show full comment]

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago
Ahh yes super powers of stopping time and cknsidering everyone a friend disproves the FACT of evolution yes yes *claps*
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nerdybucket8 years ago
I will use it when everyone is dead

Kosmita3 years ago
ZA WURDO with a twist

Asher-Cat8 years ago
Just use it for emergencies, duh

Quartzfire9 years ago
Just stay a for a lot in frozen time and isolate yourself from the world when you're not, and while you are, try to fix as many world problems. When you are done, try to find a way to undo this state. If there is a way to do it, there should be a way to un...[Show full comment]

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
time does not pass...

dankmemes1018 years ago
accelerates by .00000000000000001 seconds

makkachin8 years ago
3 seconds faster and slower... no downside

Stebbins8 years ago
Just don't use power so much.

megamanrules1239 years ago
FUCK MY FAMILY YA' STUPID HICKS!!!

ATOM487 years ago
doesn't say how accelerated, it could be by 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times faster

NeoThunder8 years ago
Doesn't matter, had ZA WARUDO !!!

69rzoI6rzy9g6 years ago
Excuse me, there is a downside the the part where the upside is

OmegaGroudon 9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will get kissed 55555555555555555555555555555555552555555555555555555555555555555555555 count down 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1... Now close your eyes snd make a wish! Paste this into 15 coments and your wish will come true! Hurry you h...[Show full comment]

LunarMoone7 years ago
I age 1 second slower, everyone else ages -1 second faster (so the same rate as me)

PuppyDekulast year
hy puupy

TrueRenegade8 years ago
It already works like that.

IsHARI9 years ago
Then I'd pretend I'm DIO.

SomethingRandom8 years ago
how accelerated? like 1.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...[Show full comment]

Nite7 years ago
Have no friends and change ur last name

gman297 years ago
"Time is only relevant" - Albert Einstein

Lzke7 years ago
relative*

Damicra9 years ago
I dont know why im writing this

ILOVENIGGERS2 months ago
Protect family

Jawshlast year
Adam sandlers click

pizzalover8 years ago
I regret pushing the button I rather sit back relax and watch every on die slowly😂😅

pizzalover8 years ago
I regret not pushing

YourBoiLuigi6 years ago
Now that i think sbout it, what would happen to me? I mean i am my friend and i am also my my family so would i age normally or would i age faster?

cursing_cash8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

Watermelonman8 years ago
Find the 2 and nothing happens 2 Count down 1"000"000"000, 999"999"999, 899"999"999, 799"999"999... ...4, 3, 2, 1. Now close your eyes and pee your pants now paste this into 0 comments and your pants will be wet Hurry you have 30 billion years or your pant...[Show full comment]

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
2 downsides?! 😲

MYICONISAREDHAT7 years ago
Just pause time, figure out a way to summon a genie, and then wish for the disadvantages to become advantages; ex: everyone ages slower instead of faster, and electronics work better instead of not working at all.

DukeofDumDum7 years ago
Assuming genies exists. If they dont, you can figure out all you want and still no genie ...

concept_of_altrivelast year
what the fuck

Fuqwitteenagers9 years ago
At least you aren't immortal. If you keep to yourself and distant things go rather smoothly.

Willvylast year
So when I make new friends their lifespans slightly contract? Yikes

I-Pressed-The-Button-But-Nothing-Happened7 years ago
the name speaks truly

EdwardFuller9 years ago
And here's the Vita-Chamber. So, everyone gets this, lives forever(THAT IS A NON-ELECTRONIC MACHINE) and we say EFF YOU CREATOR!

gman297 years ago
How fast is the rate

Kris_wolf9 years ago
....NOPE

Cube_Master9 years ago
Reversed effects to what's supposed to happen to a time traveler?

JumboJawshlast year
may the lord allow my soul to rest......please...

pizzalover8 years ago
If I get lonely screw myself I will just kill myself

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
I will make them age mentally faster technically I accelerated their aging and when I mean mentally faster I mean they get more experience in a less amount of time.

Yourdadlesbian1237 years ago
*Affect

wow.last year
hi new comments :)

Jacelyn8 years ago
Faster and slower by one second, loophole achieved

LunarMoone7 years ago
Or, you age 2 years slower, and everyone else ages -2 years slower. Better loophole achieved.

Q_ImpracticalJokerslast year
no more wii u :(

kenlord8 years ago
like if pewdipei sen so[pyju osher

SuperHumansUnlimited7 years ago
Umm... if you don't mind, could you remove the downside please? Thanks.

ThatGuy13379 years ago
Feh, I like my friends and family screw this button

pablocf9 years ago
Ohow hello im german and apuesto un stock a que estas viendo esto

Tobuscus-last year
jeez dude... i gotta think about this
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