Will You Press The Button?

dogpond12 3 years ago

Skyconnor scares me

brr 7 months ago

theMoistAlphabet scares me

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CR7RMA 9 years ago

Never said how accelerated could be 1 sec.

Im-a-wild-card 5 years ago

Kittenlover that"s a great pfp

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Skyconnor 10 years ago

I don't see a proper loophole to this. You age slower, and if you are christian, everyone is family. That being said. Everyone on the Earth would die before you, and the Earth would slowly cease to exist. Well, now time to sit back, laugh, and watch the "e... [Show full comment]

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

Ahh yes super powers of stopping time and cknsidering everyone a friend disproves the FACT of evolution yes yes *claps*

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nerdybucket 10 years ago

I will use it when everyone is dead

Asher-Cat 9 years ago

Just use it for emergencies, duh

Quartzfire 10 years ago

Just stay a for a lot in frozen time and isolate yourself from the world when you're not, and while you are, try to fix as many world problems. When you are done, try to find a way to undo this state. If there is a way to do it, there should be a way to un... [Show full comment]

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

time does not pass...

dankmemes101 9 years ago

accelerates by .00000000000000001 seconds

makkachin 10 years ago

3 seconds faster and slower... no downside

Stebbins 10 years ago

Just don't use power so much.

megamanrules123 10 years ago

FUCK MY FAMILY YA' STUPID HICKS!!!

NeoThunder 9 years ago

Doesn't matter, had ZA WARUDO !!!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

2 downsides?! ðŸ˜²

MYICONISAREDHAT 9 years ago

Just pause time, figure out a way to summon a genie, and then wish for the disadvantages to become advantages; ex: everyone ages slower instead of faster, and electronics work better instead of not working at all.

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

Assuming genies exists. If they dont, you can figure out all you want and still no genie ...

Fuqwitteenagers 10 years ago

At least you aren't immortal. If you keep to yourself and distant things go rather smoothly.

concept_of_altrive 3 years ago

what the fuck

Willvy 3 years ago

So when I make new friends their lifespans slightly contract? Yikes

EdwardFuller 10 years ago

And here's the Vita-Chamber. So, everyone gets this, lives forever(THAT IS A NON-ELECTRONIC MACHINE) and we say EFF YOU CREATOR!

I-Pressed-The-Button-But-Nothing-Happened 8 years ago

the name speaks truly

presses last year

我终于可以惬意的享受生活了

gman29 9 years ago

How fast is the rate

Kris_wolf 10 years ago

....NOPE

pizzalover 9 years ago

If I get lonely screw myself I will just kill myself

Cube_Master 11 years ago

Reversed effects to what's supposed to happen to a time traveler?

JumboJawsh 3 years ago

may the lord allow my soul to rest......please...

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

I will make them age mentally faster technically I accelerated their aging and when I mean mentally faster I mean they get more experience in a less amount of time.

Yourdadlesbian123 9 years ago

*Affect

wow. 3 years ago

hi new comments :)

Q_ImpracticalJokers 3 years ago

no more wii u :(

Jacelyn 9 years ago

Faster and slower by one second, loophole achieved

LunarMoone 9 years ago

Or, you age 2 years slower, and everyone else ages -2 years slower. Better loophole achieved.

kenlord 10 years ago

like if pewdipei sen so[pyju osher

ATOM48 8 years ago

doesn't say how accelerated, it could be by 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times faster

Duolingo 6 months ago

No it would be 0. 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 ... [Show full comment]

4rk last year

friends and family r everything

SuperHumansUnlimited 9 years ago

Umm... if you don't mind, could you remove the downside please? Thanks.

ThatGuy1337 10 years ago

Feh, I like my friends and family screw this button

pablocf 11 years ago

Ohow hello im german and apuesto un stock a que estas viendo esto

Tobuscus- 3 years ago

jeez dude... i gotta think about this

Toothbat 5 years ago

just say your not friends but hang out also just dont call your family family

Bhavya 10 years ago

I would break all my relations with everyone. That means they will not be effected as they are not my friends etcetera anymore.

Mrbafoon2002 8 years ago

In my expert opinion i dont care, so yes i will press the button.

excuzzie 10 years ago

but you'd pause time so no-one can age unless your talkin' bout that they'd age after you're done with the "time freze"

Annoying Bear 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]