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Magic exists and you are the most powerful of the mages
but
You have to vow to never harm or kill a living creature, even if it's for self-defense
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TeamKobus28 years ago
I'll just stop them from passing. BECAUSE YOU ALL SHALL NOT PASS!

MarcoPaschetta7 years ago
I mean, if I am the most powerful mage alive it would be pretty easy to defend myself without harming the person who"s trying to kill me. Someone pulls a gun on me? Vanish the gun. Someone swings a punch at me? Teleport away... the possibilities are endles...[Show full comment]

INeedALIfe9 years ago
"Hey you, random guy! Yeah come here! Take my wand... point it at that person and say Avada Kederva!

idkshouldi7 years ago
best post ever in my life and I’m so happy to have you in my life and I love you šŸ˜˜ā¤ļøšŸ’•.Wth I was random typing
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Migdin18 years ago
I didnt kill; it was the magic

ThatCatMan7 years ago
Lol.

PenguinAce7 years ago
Can I just cross my fingers while making the vow?

Koridon16 days ago
We got a loophole, folks

Joe Singh12 years ago
Create a over powered minion who is loyal and can detect beings who wish you harm.

Im_not_gay4 years ago
That was what I was thinking
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ChaseAntoni7 years ago
I will be the first to comment on this blog post about it to clog a toilet and shower in humanity to go bowling with me when I get home I had to pick up my phone and the prisoner exchange rate is a joke or not the die will never fond you now have the most ...[Show full comment]

CameronCollins7 years ago
Give every living creature fucking immortality!

Derped647 years ago
I'll just fly away into space if the earth ever explodes

Gestusultumus7 years ago
i made a promase for that so suck on ma balls

WyattJoseph7 years ago
The question is not Mr. Garrison

ThatCatMan7 years ago
I will never harm, this I vow! Vow no longer applies.

Thomas Gunn12 years ago
It doesn't say you have to keep the vow

MatthewSholes3 years ago
AMEN!
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Hi123lol456-78908 years ago
Joe Singh yes

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Use your magic to make animals, people etc committ suicide.

Migdin18 years ago
But everything is made of non living things, so we are all actually not living, we are just made of many tiny dead things that are stuck together, that can move

Bluons8 years ago
I can create something else to kill

dankmemes1018 years ago
Can I possess someone and make them do it for me?

TeamKobus28 years ago
Use a staff/magic sword to kill for me. I judt point at the direction, wave it and it was decapitated. The sword killed it. Not me. I was just guiding it

MNITIMMY9 years ago
Create eternal peace and that won't happen

MaxyTheMage9 years ago
So we would be Pasifist Frsik from undertale as a Mage? Awesome I love Undertale!

TeamKobus28 years ago
Well. You suck

Conner Wolf12 years ago
Even if you can't break the vow, if you're the most powerful of all mages, then you could use magic that wouldn't even harm others, it would just imprison them.

Lachlanio Gaming9 years ago
Thats exactly what I was thinking :)

Alex Gordon Stapleton12 years ago
Freeze time run away

irishdragon59 years ago
So I can harm/kill as many non-living creatures as I want? In fact, could I turn a living creature into an undead-one and THEN kill them? Or could I put them into an eternal rest with no dreams? Plus, you can't really get away with harming and killing peop...[Show full comment]

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
Is the TARDIS magic?

WilkerS19 years ago
So i turn into a magical Frisk

Chams Turki12 years ago
create a shield that protect me of any harm

Klarix9 years ago
So I can't kill the lights when at night? How convenient.

Aulain8 years ago
Ok, then I'll pioneer defense magic

Stare Of Doom9 years ago
Just vanishes instead of attackig people

TundrumMax7 years ago
Thats fine

Shugotenshi9 years ago
I want tech instead of magic :(

Hello18 years ago
*takes vow with finger crossed behind back* yep... promise *wink wink*

FakeEscape10 years ago
Dear Brian Lauro, I think somebody's trying to be a weeping angel. Fellow whovians, AM I RIGHT?

CJForbes6 years ago
I don't mind breaking a vow.

fripon9 years ago
O YEAH IM A WIZARD IM WIZARD HARRY! XD plus I can just freeze someone than unthaw them when im escaping! problem solved or just straight up curse them

MydogsaBruh8 years ago
Those god damn trolling gnats/flies! I'll kill the- (everyone scowls at me) I mean, hug them.

Bart Jansen12 years ago
fuck you i'm the most powerful mage i don't have to keep my promises

christian W9 years ago
I wouldnt kill anyway

HennyMcPennylast year
I can't help but notice the distinct lack of consequences for breaking the vow.

toomtlast month
Can you please never talk again by lips hi Cookie Monster :)

Gregory Francis Burgondy12 years ago
I'm the most powerful mage, I can break my vow if I want because who the fuck is gonna stop me?

Ask Master9 years ago
You could spawn a harming minion and do whatever you want

Ifredward8 years ago
Alright

johny5639 years ago
um well i can just summon like 50 atronachs and just walk off.

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Then what"s the point of magic if you can't use it for your own purposes?

hugthepug9 years ago
YAAAAAH MAGIC

Gorgenon8 years ago
Create an impervious barrier. That or conjure a minion to kill it for you. But that"s a bit cheesy of a loophole.

Retalom10 years ago
So i'll be like superman? Could easily solve the problem but still refuse to do so because killing is bad?

Obi5 years ago
Wow if this is Skyrim logik you just paralyse and walk away

AjvarNinja9 years ago
U can still push him back or protect urself by magic shield
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