Will You Press The Button?

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The Button

28471 (42%) 38919 (58%)

28471 (42%) people have pressed this button, while 38919 (58%) did not.

You gain riches beyond imagination...

but

...you can never have sex ever again.

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brooooo_569 years ago

*somewhere in the distance, all asexuals are laughing hysterically*

AceCat4000last year

*asexual snickering*

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GLIZZYNATORISM8 months ago

Easy one, money

Jaydenhasgumlast year

I don’t like it so yes I am taking this money.

Eternal_870last year

Ace be like oh no what ever shall I do oh well guess that's life lol

Nina952last year

Wizard here we go

markayla3139 years ago

Can't miss something that you never participated in.

SadSatan-Chan-Kawaii-poison8 years ago

Same tho

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PrisGamer4 years ago

Jokes on you! I have never had or never will have sex!

bertofoda58 years ago

I'm just a fucking child

autistic113 years ago

same and I'm also a child 11 years

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tem128 years ago

i dont like sex :D

gfxhdt8 years ago

I see no downside

GriffinBowes8 years ago

Exactly

amjsandwich8 years ago

I'm asexual so I don't care

PhoenixTheFurry3 years ago

All the asexuals

annabethchase048 years ago

ill be virgin forever then

Milicende4 years ago

Yea, it"s not bad

read this comment you scrub9 years ago

So basically be trump

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

His children are clones.

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ham26299 years ago

FINE WITH ME! *Buys Edward Elric body Pillow*

BreadCat9 years ago

I'LL JUST CASUALLY DO THE SAME HERE DONT MIND M E-

SammyGerald8 years ago

FUCK NO. As a man I NEED TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO IT TO STAY SANE

Milicende4 years ago

Men don't NEED to do it, you don't need too, you are just flimsy

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MasterOrange7 years ago

Basically my life

Dat_boi_sans7 years ago

Bitch Asexual*Laughs hysterically*

GriffinBowes8 years ago

Who cares about sex when you got money

Sansaboy8 years ago

Does masturbation count?

Donald trump will kill humanity9 years ago

Robot penis?

bloodyblade8 years ago

what about dildos?

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Laon Koura12 years ago

asexual so HA!

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

same

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

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CoralineXander7 years ago

Oral is a lovely thing.

BlAt208 years ago

Nothing about self pleaseing

mintmammal27 days ago

I LOVE BEING AROACE

Epic_Elite7 years ago

most people chose to have sex over money

Meep111118 years ago

There are kids here. Who have no desire to have sex. Or romantic partners. Or kids.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Spekman26 years ago

Wait you guys are getting paid

KookieJoonieHobiYoonChimJinV7 years ago

Sex isn't everything and we did discover masterbation so

Jaredisafag7 years ago

Dick

Sojinx8 years ago

Fuck sex when you can drive Ferraris everywhere

Dark224 years ago

JOKES ON YOU IM INTO THAT SHIT

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Break the rules & just fuck anyway.

ErenGaming7 years ago

I’m just a kid lol. And if I wanted a child adoption is still an option. So haha

Canadianpanda8 years ago

I nt to fuck its freedom of fucking

Kittenlover1018 years ago

...

Hgghgg337 years ago

Dosent matter had sex

Bono12 years ago

Ace!

Speedomcqueen_YT7 years ago

HELL NO

FattyTheFat9 years ago

So I get to be a ridiculously rich virgin for the rest of my life? HELL YA!

Buttplug20008 years ago

You could buy so many brazzers accounts

JudeAyers8 years ago

wooooowwwww

Rolldroller9 years ago

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Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;)9 years ago

hai. fuck you. i dont want any little sisters in mai room. OH NO! SINCE YOU READ THIS ROLLERDROLLER YOU WILL NOW BE FUCKED BY MISTER B IF YOU DONT STOP THE CHAINMAIL

Olookatme5 years ago

*girlfriend moans in the closet Me: shut up I trynna have sex

Zan7 years ago

they didnt say anything about bj"s, anal, wanking, just no puss and you can externily fertalise

o0xDamianx0o8 years ago

Its not all that pleasing for me anyways

Jacsterman_847 years ago

Key word again

moistcr1TiKaLttv4 years ago

i love sex. who doesn't.

Bono12 years ago

Me.

Apotato7 years ago

Downside?

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