Will You Press The Button?

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28858 (42%) 39376 (58%)

28858 (42%) people have pressed this button, while 39376 (58%) did not.

You gain riches beyond imagination...

but

...you can never have sex ever again.

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brooooo_569 years ago

*somewhere in the distance, all asexuals are laughing hysterically*

AceCat4000last year

*asexual snickering*

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GLIZZYNATORISM10 months ago

Easy one, money

Jaydenhasgumlast year

I don’t like it so yes I am taking this money.

Eternal_8702 years ago

Ace be like oh no what ever shall I do oh well guess that's life lol

markayla3139 years ago

Can't miss something that you never participated in.

SadSatan-Chan-Kawaii-poison8 years ago

Same tho

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Nina952last year

Wizard here we go

PrisGamer5 years ago

Jokes on you! I have never had or never will have sex!

bertofoda58 years ago

I'm just a fucking child

autistic114 years ago

same and I'm also a child 11 years

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tem128 years ago

i dont like sex :D

gfxhdt9 years ago

I see no downside

GriffinBowes8 years ago

Exactly

amjsandwich9 years ago

I'm asexual so I don't care

PhoenixTheFurry3 years ago

All the asexuals

annabethchase048 years ago

ill be virgin forever then

Milicende4 years ago

Yea, it"s not bad

read this comment you scrub9 years ago

So basically be trump

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

His children are clones.

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ham26299 years ago

FINE WITH ME! *Buys Edward Elric body Pillow*

BreadCat9 years ago

I'LL JUST CASUALLY DO THE SAME HERE DONT MIND M E-

SammyGerald8 years ago

FUCK NO. As a man I NEED TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO IT TO STAY SANE

Milicende4 years ago

Men don't NEED to do it, you don't need too, you are just flimsy

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MasterOrange8 years ago

Basically my life

Dat_boi_sans8 years ago

Bitch Asexual*Laughs hysterically*

GriffinBowes8 years ago

Who cares about sex when you got money

Sansaboy9 years ago

Does masturbation count?

Donald trump will kill humanity9 years ago

Robot penis?

bloodyblade8 years ago

what about dildos?

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Laon Koura12 years ago

asexual so HA!

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

same

bloodyblade8 years ago

have sex before then get rich done

Charles017 years ago

*Porn*

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

OMG Y WOULD U WANT TI DO DAT U PEPES DISGUSTING!!!!!

YoshiKoopa7 years ago

Religi-loser

Ethan_the_gamer7028 years ago

I don't do sex I don't fucking care for it

BenDaBoss9 years ago

Ehhhhhhhh, probably worth it. I mean, I could cure cancer with that much

Cracka-a-lackin2 years ago

*cackles in asexual again*

JarradScott5 years ago

I mean, I see no downside here, just a richer me

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Just finish it up then click the button

Masterofthewaifus8 years ago

Least I got my hentai...

bloodyblade8 years ago

oh yes but what about *cough cough* FU *cough* TA?

tylerthetyrant4 years ago

i dont have sex in the first place haha

ThePaulDude9 years ago

I never get laid anyway so, guess I'll settle for being rich.

I_need_a_name8 years ago

What about protected sex😂

epic971016 years ago

eh I'm not pressing it

YoshiKoopa7 years ago

I DON'T NEED SEX MOM I HAVE FORTNITE

Zander_said_hi9 years ago

Other pleasures.

swanfantasy7 years ago

YAS!

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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CoralineXander7 years ago

Oral is a lovely thing.

Epic_Elite7 years ago

most people chose to have sex over money

BlAt209 years ago

Nothing about self pleaseing

mintmammal3 months ago

I LOVE BEING AROACE

Spekman26 years ago

Wait you guys are getting paid

Meep111118 years ago

There are kids here. Who have no desire to have sex. Or romantic partners. Or kids.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

KookieJoonieHobiYoonChimJinV7 years ago

Sex isn't everything and we did discover masterbation so

Jaredisafag7 years ago

Dick

Sojinx9 years ago

Fuck sex when you can drive Ferraris everywhere

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Break the rules & just fuck anyway.

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