you will never die painfully
but
you have to give yourself an injection every other day
I will not


Maharid8 months ago
I will die ONCE, getting STABBED EVERY DAY is NOT an option.

TheThinker9 years ago
It never specified the kind of injection, it could be a harmless one. I could literally just take my own blood and inject it back inside of me with one of those nearly painless needles doctors use for six-year-olds.

Minecraft-KING4 years ago
They should have everything specified
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DaNerdTront8 years ago
Loophole: kill yourself right away

Migdin17 years ago
Blazy, it is a joke
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the derpic crusadeer9 years ago
fuck ye needles, ill take them and shove em in my ass.

ScottishCookie2 years ago
LMAO
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RukaPML8 years ago
Just inject myself with water. By drinking it. Done.

MeAndMyself4 years ago
Yeah
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bailybailybailybaily8 years ago
why would you care if you died painfully? You"re dead after...

Mithtian9 years ago
Die painfully or live painfully

Haremking20009 years ago
It'll be over in a jiffy you won't feel the pain for long cuz u die

Petewentzscreaminginbackground7 years ago
As a diabetic, I'm constantly injecting myself with insulin

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
I like needles JUST DO IT

Atilanoo9 years ago
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Toothbanger7 years ago
I agree with “the thinker” his/hers comment is at the top

TripleABatterylast year
i do this everyday whats the downside

Demon19878 years ago
What is "every other day"

Banzai277 years ago
It is what it is

Blu23 years ago
This is a no-brainer. You don't die painfully but you still die regardless

PinkWiard8 years ago
Ya, Ill press on this one. It didn't say the type of injection did it?

Cheerios7 years ago
It could be heroin so idk

Pademelon7 years ago
An injection of what? Liquid luck?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
Felix?
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topazwolf919 years ago
fuck no, i have this weird thing against needles

UtaChan8 years ago
I want to die painfully

Totally-Mortal3 years ago
Just use the weird freeze spray thing doctors use with kids when taking blood

connaghtron4 years ago
I’m a diabetic This is every day not every other

LiamEgil7 years ago
And if i dont do it

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
So my uncle?

BobbyBuggyBops3 years ago
I do that already cause I have arthritis at 17.thank you genetics.

PaulTerVoorde8 years ago
I"d just take my own blood out of myself and inject it back in. I"ve done it before, it doesn't hurt and it"s harmless.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
This is a win win for women!

TheViper5037039 years ago
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

Swaglord_649 years ago
Fuck dat

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MohamadMogharbel8 years ago
Inject soda. Worth.

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SomeNormalPeople_887 years ago
You"re so dumb that you just copy pasted it twice.
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Cryptic_Fenrir4 years ago
(Money) injection? Noice

YourFriendlyGamer7 years ago
Is it a painful injection?

realPOPgoestheMangle9 years ago
Ive had like 100 allergic reactions.. I dont feel injections!

HEADS GROW BACK8 years ago
There are fates worse than death. Unfortunately, for me, one of those is getting injected by... ugh... needles...

Kareru8 months ago
As a diabetic this doesn’t bother me

SlimeLad3 years ago
Amongus

ZKH5 years ago
I am a type 1 diabetic. I need to take upwards of 8 injections a day lol

Future KinGG-s9 years ago
50% with 50%

Hannahkoz7 years ago
Meh... don’t care

Vengirigiremlast year
Isn't that how drugs work?

Ifredward8 years ago
So do i like, remove a little bit of my blood? or is it like a vaccine? Do I just stick a needle in my @$$?

Griffguy100009 years ago
I'm fine with needles, and it didn't say they hurt

MeAndMyself4 years ago
if i never die painfully then cancer is a "painful" way to die right!

AnyaSingh7 years ago
Nopenopenopenopenope

XplosiveAsh9 years ago
BRING IT ON!

Isgglast month
what does it mean "never die painfully" if you have died once there is no another death that can be painful

hosee19848 years ago
pretty sure this is most hereditary diseases / health disorders

ILoveDudes6023 years ago
Diabetus

Xxdarkchocolatexx5 years ago
Some people have to inject insulin almost every day sooo

I LOOK AT U9 years ago
I die anyways so there is no upside
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