you will never die painfully
but
you have to give yourself an injection every other day
I will not

TheThinker 10 years ago
It never specified the kind of injection, it could be a harmless one. I could literally just take my own blood and inject it back inside of me with one of those nearly painless needles doctors use for six-year-olds.

Minecraft-KING 6 years ago
They should have everything specified
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DaNerdTront 9 years ago
Loophole: kill yourself right away

Migdin1 9 years ago
Blazy, it is a joke
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the derpic crusadeer 10 years ago
fuck ye needles, ill take them and shove em in my ass.

ScottishCookie 4 years ago
LMAO
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bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago
why would you care if you died painfully? You"re dead after...

Mithtian 10 years ago
Die painfully or live painfully

Haremking2000 10 years ago
It'll be over in a jiffy you won't feel the pain for long cuz u die

RukaPML 9 years ago
Just inject myself with water. By drinking it. Done.

MeAndMyself 5 years ago
Yeah
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The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
I like needles JUST DO IT

Atilanoo 10 years ago
*whisper* heroooiiiiinnne attiiiiiccctt

Petewentzscreaminginbackground 9 years ago
As a diabetic, I'm constantly injecting myself with insulin

Toothbanger 9 years ago
I agree with “the thinker” his/hers comment is at the top

Cheerios 8 years ago
It could be heroin so idk

topazwolf91 11 years ago
fuck no, i have this weird thing against needles

FX-8320 last year
You can't inject anything in the detention center, and then you just die.

FX-8320 last year
Unless the doctor diagnoses you with a disease. Because they are afraid you are using drugs illegally.

Pademelon 9 years ago
An injection of what? Liquid luck?

EMPTYENDER11 8 years ago
Felix?
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Totally-Mortal 4 years ago
Just use the weird freeze spray thing doctors use with kids when taking blood

UtaChan 9 years ago
I want to die painfully

connaghtron 5 years ago
I’m a diabetic This is every day not every other

LiamEgil 8 years ago
And if i dont do it

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 10 years ago
So my uncle?

Maharid 2 years ago
I will die ONCE, getting STABBED EVERY DAY is NOT an option.

AlJoWa last year
What if you get kidnapped and tortured?

BobbyBuggyBops 4 years ago
I do that already cause I have arthritis at 17.thank you genetics.

PaulTerVoorde 10 years ago
I"d just take my own blood out of myself and inject it back in. I"ve done it before, it doesn't hurt and it"s harmless.

EMPTYENDER11 8 years ago
This is a win win for women!

TheViper503703 10 years ago
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

Swaglord_64 10 years ago
Fuck dat

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 9 months ago
*uses syringe to drink water* hey, I technically gave myself an injection, just in a different way

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MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago
Inject soda. Worth.

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SomeNormalPeople_88 9 years ago
You"re so dumb that you just copy pasted it twice.
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Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago
(Money) injection? Noice

YourFriendlyGamer 8 years ago
Is it a painful injection?

realPOPgoestheMangle 10 years ago
Ive had like 100 allergic reactions.. I dont feel injections!

HEADS GROW BACK 9 years ago
There are fates worse than death. Unfortunately, for me, one of those is getting injected by... ugh... needles...

Kareru 2 years ago
As a diabetic this doesn’t bother me

SlimeLad 4 years ago
Amongus

ZKH 6 years ago
I am a type 1 diabetic. I need to take upwards of 8 injections a day lol

Hannahkoz 9 years ago
Meh... don’t care

Future KinGG-s 10 years ago
50% with 50%

Vengirigirem 3 years ago
Isn't that how drugs work?

Ifredward 9 years ago
So do i like, remove a little bit of my blood? or is it like a vaccine? Do I just stick a needle in my @$$?

MeAndMyself 5 years ago
if i never die painfully then cancer is a "painful" way to die right!

Griffguy10000 10 years ago
I'm fine with needles, and it didn't say they hurt

XplosiveAsh 10 years ago
BRING IT ON!

AnyaSingh 8 years ago
Nopenopenopenopenope

Isgg 2 years ago
what does it mean "never die painfully" if you have died once there is no another death that can be painful

hosee1984 10 years ago
pretty sure this is most hereditary diseases / health disorders

ILoveDudes602 4 years ago
Diabetus

Xxdarkchocolatexx 6 years ago
Some people have to inject insulin almost every day sooo

I LOOK AT U 10 years ago
I die anyways so there is no upside

Kiritani 3 years ago
I just wanna die painfully

TheAmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I FRICKING HATE NEEDLES SO FUDGE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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