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You only need to take a shit once a month

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You must climb a tree and shit like a bird every time

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Maharid9 months ago

Buy a bonsai, sit on the toilet and put a feet on it,

oldnotweak10 years ago

DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND!!!!!

Rhinorulz8 years ago

Not only yes, but I'll wear the world"s most realistic bird costume while doing so.

Conner Wolf12 years ago

I'd love to do that, just go to the highway and shit on random cars

MrElliott2T7 years ago

I Already Do That

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BewareMyDeathNote10 years ago

That would be amazing. Hide in someone you hate's tree and drop a load on them when they come out of their house.

Mishno8 years ago

What if you dont give a shit?

Bill Cipher1239 years ago

I'LL SHIT ON ALL THE CARS LIKE A MINIGUN. HAHA

connorbowman10 years ago

pay back birds

Anonumous7 years ago

Sure go on the highway and poo on my teacher"s car once a moth souds great! Sign me up!! (My teacher is actually really nice, it is just for laghs)

Silverhawk_20188 years ago

Time for my revenge birds >:)

Rowly8 years ago

Only shit once a month anyway :)

Acenio9 years ago

Ya but did ya think of da wintah? ... wait the tree could be in ur bathroom. LOOPHOLE FOUND!

XardeTheWarlord7 years ago

How the hell is a tree gonna be im ur bathroom

ronarprfct10 years ago

Time gained equals win. Less toilet paper expenditure.

John Doe10 years ago

I'd poop in my enemy's yard when nobody is home there. Lol!

VladieBadie10 years ago

Worth it.

fuckofof10 years ago

i can shit on my fucking enemy face!!

George Charles12 years ago

Dude fuck yeah

DragonQuest8FTW7 years ago

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Mitch Falleni12 years ago

ka kaaaaaa bitch then go shiting on cars

Michael Hecox12 years ago

CAW CAW!

Jason Dittmann12 years ago

I basically only shit once a month anyway

LevinKiss7 years ago

Don't judge me but pooping is kind of a good feeling cuz all the pressure gets released...

Microsoft Firewall11 years ago

Being realistic about this, is it really that bad to take a shit?

Username699 years ago

Grow a small Japanese tree over the toilet.

chris ain't dat good10 years ago

WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

opisfahgot9 years ago

What's the downside?

SassyBella10 years ago

IM A BIRDIE.

Flamingsnowball8 years ago

If you really want you could name your toilet a tree

Jared Murphy12 years ago

...I already do this. Is there a problem?

Dumb_Spider_133 years ago

Aight bet

~Wave~length~10 years ago

What's the downside here? That would be amazing. Once a month, if I am perfectly...

old-basment-taco8 years ago

save a lot of time through the year and then pick your target! who deserves being shit on !?! simple

0reo9 years ago

Bonsai tree :3

DanTDM10 years ago

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JW7 years ago

Oh im not the monkey!!!!!

Drako8169 years ago

I'ts just cool

Noob4Ever89 10 years ago

No downside

RohanNarula8 years ago

Good luck getting a girlfriend then

Serwan On Acid12 years ago

It works ?!?!

grantgreen10 years ago

I always wanted a tree in my house in a windowless room that will be called my TREE-let

CaydenHoward8 years ago

if i was an bird i"d do it

TheMajorNoob9 years ago

I've always wanted to be a bird anyway so this is my only opportunity

madberry_123 9 years ago

I can crap on my friends head

BobWithAHugeBoner7 years ago

Shittymon gotta shoot them all

jintoya10 years ago

clicked it...i just want to do this, thats the only reason

SHARK848410 years ago

U could just do it in ur garden and blame it on ur neighbours cat if ur friends see the poop

willsnephew7 years ago

the 56% that said no do this anyway

N30Ncz11 years ago

I shit once a week and climbing a tree when i need to go could be at least painful .

blackwiddow9 years ago

Who the fuck thinks of these questions?!?!?

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

Paint your toilet like a tree

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen12 years ago

hehe YES!

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