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You only need to take a shit once a month

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You must climb a tree and shit like a bird every time

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Maharid6 months ago

Buy a bonsai, sit on the toilet and put a feet on it,

oldnotweak10 years ago

DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND!!!!!

Rhinorulz7 years ago

Not only yes, but I'll wear the world"s most realistic bird costume while doing so.

Conner Wolf12 years ago

I'd love to do that, just go to the highway and shit on random cars

MrElliott2T7 years ago

I Already Do That

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BewareMyDeathNote10 years ago

That would be amazing. Hide in someone you hate's tree and drop a load on them when they come out of their house.

Mishno8 years ago

What if you dont give a shit?

Bill Cipher1239 years ago

I'LL SHIT ON ALL THE CARS LIKE A MINIGUN. HAHA

connorbowman9 years ago

pay back birds

Anonumous7 years ago

Sure go on the highway and poo on my teacher"s car once a moth souds great! Sign me up!! (My teacher is actually really nice, it is just for laghs)

Silverhawk_20188 years ago

Time for my revenge birds >:)

Rowly8 years ago

Only shit once a month anyway :)

Acenio8 years ago

Ya but did ya think of da wintah? ... wait the tree could be in ur bathroom. LOOPHOLE FOUND!

XardeTheWarlord6 years ago

How the hell is a tree gonna be im ur bathroom

ronarprfct9 years ago

Time gained equals win. Less toilet paper expenditure.

John Doe10 years ago

I'd poop in my enemy's yard when nobody is home there. Lol!

VladieBadie10 years ago

Worth it.

fuckofof10 years ago

i can shit on my fucking enemy face!!

George Charles12 years ago

Dude fuck yeah

DragonQuest8FTW7 years ago

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Mitch Falleni12 years ago

ka kaaaaaa bitch then go shiting on cars

Jason Dittmann12 years ago

I basically only shit once a month anyway

Michael Hecox12 years ago

CAW CAW!

omega flowey9 years ago

I wuold shit on my brother

Mike90907 years ago

Is it creepy that I find it satisfying to take a shit sometimes?

Mookichan10 years ago

I want to shit on people from a high place, therefore they cannot catch me. -3-

abcedarian8 years ago

just decorate your toilet like a tree

KrakovHjrta8 years ago

It have to be a tree. Not something that looks like one

SpoopyMcSpoop9 years ago

That would be really fun

Gtalover439 years ago

You'd have to shit in a tree then it would stink

TemmieArmor9 years ago

Win-win.

PistolWolfInsane 9 years ago

YUAP XD

EllaYuyang228 years ago

Ummmmm........... this is SOOOO random!

Yodelahoo7 years ago

I see no downside

Sylica_Telca8 years ago

Hahaha worth it

CraftE049 years ago

MY DREAMS WILL ALL COME TRUE! MURICA!

Username699 years ago

Grow a small Japanese tree over the toilet.

chris ain't dat good9 years ago

WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LevinKiss7 years ago

Don't judge me but pooping is kind of a good feeling cuz all the pressure gets released...

Microsoft Firewall10 years ago

Being realistic about this, is it really that bad to take a shit?

SassyBella9 years ago

IM A BIRDIE.

Flamingsnowball8 years ago

If you really want you could name your toilet a tree

Jared Murphy12 years ago

...I already do this. Is there a problem?

opisfahgot9 years ago

What's the downside?

old-basment-taco8 years ago

save a lot of time through the year and then pick your target! who deserves being shit on !?! simple

0reo9 years ago

Bonsai tree :3

Dumb_Spider_133 years ago

Aight bet

~Wave~length~9 years ago

What's the downside here? That would be amazing. Once a month, if I am perfectly...

DanTDM9 years ago

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JW7 years ago

Oh im not the monkey!!!!!

RohanNarula8 years ago

Good luck getting a girlfriend then

Serwan On Acid12 years ago

It works ?!?!

Drako8169 years ago

I'ts just cool

Noob4Ever89 9 years ago

No downside

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