Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

41269 (39%) 63694 (61%)

41269 (39%) people have pressed this button, while 63694 (61%) did not.

You only need to take a shit once a month

but

You must climb a tree and shit like a bird every time

Next

150 Comments

Login or register to comment

Top/Newest

Maharid 2 years ago

Buy a bonsai, sit on the toilet and put a feet on it,

retromadden32 last year

LOL

oldnotweak 12 years ago

DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND!!!!!

Rhinorulz 9 years ago

Not only yes, but I'll wear the world"s most realistic bird costume while doing so.

Conner Wolf 13 years ago

I'd love to do that, just go to the highway and shit on random cars

MrElliott2T 8 years ago

I Already Do That

Load more replies

Bill Cipher123 11 years ago

I'LL SHIT ON ALL THE CARS LIKE A MINIGUN. HAHA

BewareMyDeathNote 11 years ago

That would be amazing. Hide in someone you hate's tree and drop a load on them when they come out of their house.

Mishno 10 years ago

What if you dont give a shit?

connorbowman 11 years ago

pay back birds

Anonumous 9 years ago

Sure go on the highway and poo on my teacher"s car once a moth souds great! Sign me up!! (My teacher is actually really nice, it is just for laghs)

Silverhawk_2018 9 years ago

Time for my revenge birds >:)

Rowly 9 years ago

Only shit once a month anyway :)

Acenio 10 years ago

Ya but did ya think of da wintah? ... wait the tree could be in ur bathroom. LOOPHOLE FOUND!

XardeTheWarlord 8 years ago

How the hell is a tree gonna be im ur bathroom

ronarprfct 11 years ago

Time gained equals win. Less toilet paper expenditure.

John Doe 11 years ago

I'd poop in my enemy's yard when nobody is home there. Lol!

VladieBadie 12 years ago

Worth it.

fuckofof 12 years ago

i can shit on my fucking enemy face!!

George Charles 13 years ago

Dude fuck yeah

DragonQuest8FTW 8 years ago

http://willyoupressthebutton.com/459808

Load more replies

Mitch Falleni 13 years ago

ka kaaaaaa bitch then go shiting on cars

Michael Hecox 13 years ago

CAW CAW!

Jason Dittmann 13 years ago

I basically only shit once a month anyway

Username69 10 years ago

Grow a small Japanese tree over the toilet.

chris ain't dat good 11 years ago

WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LevinKiss 9 years ago

Don't judge me but pooping is kind of a good feeling cuz all the pressure gets released...

Microsoft Firewall 12 years ago

Being realistic about this, is it really that bad to take a shit?

SassyBella 11 years ago

IM A BIRDIE.

Flamingsnowball 9 years ago

If you really want you could name your toilet a tree

Jared Murphy 13 years ago

...I already do this. Is there a problem?

opisfahgot 11 years ago

What's the downside?

old-basment-taco 10 years ago

save a lot of time through the year and then pick your target! who deserves being shit on !?! simple

0reo 11 years ago

Bonsai tree :3

Dumb_Spider_13 5 years ago

Aight bet

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

What's the downside here? That would be amazing. Once a month, if I am perfectly...

DanTDM 11 years ago

This comment may be offensive. Press to show.

JW 9 years ago

Oh im not the monkey!!!!!

RohanNarula 9 years ago

Good luck getting a girlfriend then

Serwan On Acid 13 years ago

It works ?!?!

Drako816 10 years ago

I'ts just cool

Noob4Ever89 11 years ago

No downside

TheMajorNoob 11 years ago

I've always wanted to be a bird anyway so this is my only opportunity

grantgreen 11 years ago

I always wanted a tree in my house in a windowless room that will be called my TREE-let

CaydenHoward 9 years ago

if i was an bird i"d do it

BobWithAHugeBoner 8 years ago

Shittymon gotta shoot them all

jintoya 11 years ago

clicked it...i just want to do this, thats the only reason

madberry_123 11 years ago

I can crap on my friends head

blackwiddow 10 years ago

Who the fuck thinks of these questions?!?!?

SHARK8484 11 years ago

U could just do it in ur garden and blame it on ur neighbours cat if ur friends see the poop

willsnephew 9 years ago

the 56% that said no do this anyway

N30Ncz 12 years ago

I shit once a week and climbing a tree when i need to go could be at least painful .

bulkyattorney86 11 years ago

You could do it on people or seagulls I hate them

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

Paint your toilet like a tree

Load more comments