44464 (44%) 55665 (56%)
44464 (44%) people have pressed this button, while 55665 (56%) did not.
you win 3 million dollars at a lottery.
but
one of you're hands will magicly disappear
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Imnotpro21last year
''Red Hair Shanks Intensifies''

Trexsol11 months ago
fuck you this is the best joke i read today

235x0last year
(Checks the wiki page for SCP-330) Oh ok.

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
I am not a hand, and magicly is not a word. Downside invalid.

Jaden144 months ago
W brain

The_Tenth_Doctor8 years ago
I once lost a hand

VillageScout4 years ago
*Skywalker intensifies*

bailybailybailybaily8 years ago
well as long as it doesn't hurt. My second cousin has no hand and is the most happy, energetic (slightly scary) child I"ve ever met.

juleaa9 years ago
Am I the only one who wants to get a hook instead of a robot hand?

Gabz Mag-iba12 years ago
but with the money, i can get an artificial hand.

flameranger4 years ago
win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win ...[Show full comment]
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Apple19 years ago
IM NOW KNOWN AS: Luke Skywalker!!

ShawntaLatriceMiddleton7 years ago
You can get a new robot hand

Well_this_should_be_good_right8 years ago
Robotic Hand

BlazoBoom8 years ago
Prosthetics.

Goldblaze_SK9 years ago
Magically is incorrect in this question, therefore the downside is invalid

cheyennezimm9 years ago
handless millionare

PUSSY BOT529 years ago
REPLACE UR HAND WIT A FAP BOT

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
God damnit.

Joseph Felice12 years ago
*your *magically

Vekan8 years ago
ㄴeveryone cares except you
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Keith Picklebutter Lawrence12 years ago
>Buy automail hand >Draw a giant fingernail onto your arm-nub when you're not using your automail hand.

john Ryder9 years ago
Luke is that you?
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Evan Brant12 years ago
As long as its the left one. I need righty for things.

Tabutcher9 years ago
Me too, THINGS...

James Smith12 years ago
I see no downside when I can get a ROBOT HAND that's even better

Dayna Morris12 years ago
Depends on which hand

WBGrock7 years ago
It says one of your band"s buttmunch. Not both.
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Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
YOUR*

seiberte10 years ago
Just use the money to get a high-tech prosthetic

R00h4n3 years ago
i can buy miself an artificial hand

Wackywoo9 years ago
I could always fap with old lefty

Lauren Biondi12 years ago
SURGERY. Or prostetic

Steve Harvey9 years ago
Ill buy a prostethic hand!its that simple!

xar3to9 years ago
no downside, i could get myself a new hand

Slurmp_8 years ago
I LOVE MY HANDS! I USE THEM TO CLIMB!

caihl lagdaan9 years ago
Then I will command someone to make me a robot arm

Ozzy99979 years ago
I 1 million dollars in the bank, 500,000 dollars on a bionic arm, 100,000 dollars on a car, 400,000 dollars on a new house, 100,000 dollars on charity, 100,000 dollars on giving the homeless, 100,000 on electronics or tvs, 100,000 dollars on food and wate...[Show full comment]

Riz10 years ago
With 3 million dollars, I could get one of those badass super advanced prosthetics with fake nerves and all that. Once again, no downside.

perrytheteenagegirl5 years ago
I want a robot hand though... no downside!

XxEliteAlphaxX8 years ago
Get a electronic hand for god sake

Terminator3469 years ago
YOU CAN GET A ROBOT HAND!

tardis_Lord9 years ago
Doctor who anyone?

Josh Gehlke12 years ago
Robot claws!

AVAGINTZ7 years ago
-buys hook- problem solved!

ultrabuttonpesser7 years ago
good comment but its a hook robot hands are better

Corruptedglitch9 years ago
Can I choose which hand?

thesinisterelixirlast year
the sinister elixir does not have a your'e hands

Senseless9 years ago
One of my hands... Ok before I press this button I buy a hand (can be a fake one). Problem solved!

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
Never said what kind of hand maybe a hand of cards

DC_RG4 years ago
True

RedShirt0479 years ago
>you're https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FdKPEA17m4

Kalanken9 years ago
Ambidextrous. I can deal with this. Take either!

Aiden McEwing9 years ago
If I loose my hand I'm screwed

Aaron lumsden9 years ago
Buy a prostetic hand

wafflegirl8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

LoveBitesAndRoses 10 years ago
I'd just become a Fullmetal Alchemist and have automail then

Memey-Boi4 years ago
I can buy an artificial hand

sonicj019 years ago
when does it dissapear? a second before i die?

Sabye11 years ago
No, thanks '-'

O5Council_No26 years ago
CYBROG I CHOOSE YOUUUUUU
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