Will You Press The Button?

You have pressed

The Button

45154 (44%) 56986 (56%)

45154 (44%) people have pressed this button, while 56986 (56%) did not.

you win 3 million dollars at a lottery.

but

one of you're hands will magicly disappear

Next

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Imnotpro21 3 years ago

''Red Hair Shanks Intensifies''

Trexsol 2 years ago

fuck you this is the best joke i read today

SolBadguy last year

No, I need that

235x0 2 years ago

(Checks the wiki page for SCP-330) Oh ok.

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago

I am not a hand, and magicly is not a word. Downside invalid.

Jaden14 2 years ago

W brain

The_Tenth_Doctor 9 years ago

I once lost a hand

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago

well as long as it doesn't hurt. My second cousin has no hand and is the most happy, energetic (slightly scary) child I"ve ever met.

VillageScout 6 years ago

*Skywalker intensifies*

Gabz Mag-iba 13 years ago

but with the money, i can get an artificial hand.

flameranger 6 years ago

win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win ... [Show full comment]

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juleaa 10 years ago

Am I the only one who wants to get a hook instead of a robot hand?

PUSSY BOT52 11 years ago

REPLACE UR HAND WIT A FAP BOT

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

God damnit.

Apple1 11 years ago

IM NOW KNOWN AS: Luke Skywalker!!

ShawntaLatriceMiddleton 8 years ago

You can get a new robot hand

Well_this_should_be_good_right 9 years ago

Robotic Hand

Joseph Felice 13 years ago

*your *magically

Vekan 9 years ago

ㄴeveryone cares except you

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BlazoBoom 10 years ago

Prosthetics.

Goldblaze_SK 11 years ago

Magically is incorrect in this question, therefore the downside is invalid

cheyennezimm 11 years ago

handless millionare

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence 13 years ago

>Buy automail hand >Draw a giant fingernail onto your arm-nub when you're not using your automail hand.

john Ryder 10 years ago

Luke is that you?

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Evan Brant 13 years ago

As long as its the left one. I need righty for things.

Tabutcher 11 years ago

Me too, THINGS...

James Smith 13 years ago

I see no downside when I can get a ROBOT HAND that's even better

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

Depends on which hand

WBGrock 9 years ago

It says one of your band"s buttmunch. Not both.

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Gabriel Dean Stephan 13 years ago

YOUR*

Wolf59 8 years ago

Dafug?!?!

Nooooodle 11 years ago

It always disappears magicly in my pants

Destroyertwin 10 years ago

Not worth losing a hand

StoneColdLoki 11 years ago

3 million dollars will buy me a new hand. ;D

meatloave last year

Then just as 'magicly' reappear

FrenchFryGuy 10 years ago

Robot hand!

Dennis Gud Gynnestam 13 years ago

One of my are hands? Okay...

Isabelthebadass 10 years ago

So become Yang?

sethbussing 11 years ago

Gets postic arm and then becomes Iron Man

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

One of my is hands?

jericjan 10 years ago

I would just replace it with a robot hand!

jericjan 10 years ago

...and at least it's magic. Because, if it wasn't, my hand would be bleeding to death!

Micheal Baldon 13 years ago

Bye left hand. Never cared for you.

SeñiorSmoothybuns 9 years ago

As long as I can keep Righty

ParadoxX_ 11 years ago

We'll you're now rich, buy a fake hand

Shinyredbuttonpusher 6 years ago

Foxes hand wins the 3 million agaim

zazz 11 years ago

Hand transplant surgery has really made leaps and bounds

pmel 10 years ago

I'm planning on being an ASL interpreter... lol and I play bass... I need oth hands XD

18mlivingston 12 years ago

Or was it never there to begin with *X files theme plays*

TheAmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

AH, WERES MY HAND?! *Pulls out arm* oh I was scratching my back!

CodyGames2001 11 years ago

Yay i get to be a pierat

MissingSemicolon 10 years ago

I'm ambidextrous so that's chill atleast I don't have to worry which hand

ultrabuttonpesser 8 years ago

robot hand boom problem solved

ThePyroMedic 11 years ago

Sure I've never liked magic tricks, but a disappearing act and thrice a million? I'll take it.

wolfspirit26711XD 10 years ago

ill just use the money to buy a robot hand problem solved XD

Lucas Wolff 13 years ago

Become Captain Hook

AustinSkinner 9 years ago

Never said that it wouldn't be there anymore just that it would disappear

Bryse Myst 11 years ago

I'll buy myself a bionic left hand, then

Xenpai 10 years ago

Only 3 millions for my hand? Obviously no -.-

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