Will You Press The Button?

Forever Alone9 years ago

Find evidence against him and get him arrested

Manu25048 years ago

If my parents (old people) were dying for some illness or accident I let the guy kills them not to let them suffer.

bxballer10 years ago

NO I LOVE MY PARENTS

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

This has Batman written all over it.

AF7 years ago

Not every time it said that your patents will be killed its Batman.

Ray28G9 years ago

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radmad10 years ago

but he could harm you?? child protective services?

Qwertyuiopzxcvbnm7 years ago

I would press the button if my parents were Deadpool

D_YellowMadness3 months ago

What?

Kinji Wiegand12 years ago

Please be Deadpool

FlamingGuitarWizard76468 years ago

It isn’t but Deadpool is awesome.

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--------7 years ago

Kill your parents in front of a mirror, adopt an animal name you. Problem solved

oOBlakeOo8 years ago

Am allowed to chose which of my parents or would it be all of them? Also you could simply investigate said person and have the thrown into prison, never having to deal with them again.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Lock him in a dungeon as that isn't harming him instead he will be left alone forever without food. >B)

Polarize21128 years ago

I would hire a bounty Hunter #loopholes

Manu25048 years ago

BATMAAAAAANNNNNN I LOVED THIS QUESTION

lilyanna9 years ago

WHAT. THE.HECK

CrazyZebra9 years ago

But I am a crazy zebra! I can do anything I want!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

U are very crazy my friend

Mark Slocum12 years ago

It doesn't say anything about whether or not a bullet, Knife, or explosion can harm him. Tie him up, lock him in the trunk of your car, strap some c4 to it and roll it into a ravine.

InfernoBlaze 9 years ago

Just kill him innocently, like lock him in a room and don't give him any food or water, technically that's his BODT giving him harm

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Jonathan Dufour12 years ago

IM BATMAN

Samantha LeStrange12 years ago

This was a batman reference until the second half of that sentence...

Ian Grow12 years ago

Is this parallel world Batman?

Lokaghost9 years ago

I WILL NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS PRESS THIS F*KING BUTTON!!!!!!!!

Boltscorpiolite_The_Werewolf8 years ago

*Sans rules*

KidAstronomical7 years ago

DANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAAAAN

Gamekid00810 years ago

I'm Batman, bitch! ALFRED YOU BASTARD

Jacksac8 years ago

Sounds like the plot for the next avengers movie.

regenbogending10 years ago

i want to be sherlock, sorry mom

Hoshuah8 years ago

Sounds almost like Batman

creepershane10 years ago

Fuck no I like my mother alive thank u very much

JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD8 years ago

Upside? Like I"d want to be a detective anyway.. I could risk dying, losing my parents, AND get adopted my some mad, delusional killer? I don't think so thank you very much.